Maybe "Tapu Buti" would be subtle enough to not be heresy
I invite anyone to try.
Also, congratulations, anonymous!
Your ask has allowed us to make the thousandth post.
I feel like it means something that such a milestone post on this blog is a butt joke. —LH
It means we are a mature, responsible crowd, Lanette. We are mature, responsible people with refined senses of humor. —Bill