askfh

  • What is your name/username?
  • Where are you from?
  • Pronounce the following words: Aunt, Roof, Route, Theater, Iron, Salmon, Caramel, Fire, Water, New Orleans, Pecan, Both, Again, Probably, Alabama, Lawyer, Coupon, Mayonnaise, Pajamas, Caught, Naturally, Aluminium, GIF, Tumblr, Crackerjack, Doorknob, Envelope, GPOY, Polka Dots, Tumblr, Papaya, Penthouse, Subtext, Smile
  • What is it called when you throw toilet paper on a house?
  • What is a bubbly carbonated drink called?
  • What do you call your grandparents?
  • What do you call the wheeled contraption in which you carry groceries at the supermarket?
  • What’s the bug, that when you touch it, it curls into a ball?
  • What do you say to address a group of people?
  • What do you call the kind of spider that has an oval-shaped body and extremely long legs?
  • Choose a book and read a passage from it.
  • Be a wizard or a vampire?
  • How old are you?
  • Is it cold where you are?
  • What is your favorite color?
  • What color are your eyes?
  • Do you have freckles? 
  • When is your birthday?
  • What was the last thing you drank?
  • Do you know anyone on Tumblr in real life? If so, who?
  • Would you rather: Have a million dollars or a million friends? Eat a taco or a quesadilla? Be a shark or an elephant? 
  • Do you speak a second language? Say something in it.
  • Do you think you have an accent?
  • End the audio post by saying any THREE words you want.

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