askdave-sprite-deactivated20150 asked:

((hesitantly sends in a HEY))

(( sup friend

1. First impression: oh hot damn a davesprite that’s really good my prayers have been answered someone call the police and jesus I have found the real life davesprite hes real and came from the heavens

2. Truth is: you are rad as shit and i wish i wasnt so nervous in talking to other people cause you seem super chill

3. How old do you look: I would assume in your teens from your photos but i suck at guessing ages so never know.

4. Have you ever made me laugh: the entire egg saga has made me cry in laught

5. Have you ever made me mad: nah not many people can make me mad

6. Best feature: youre really funny and you have a super cool personality 

7. Have I ever had a crush on you: Nah, My crushes are all romantic based and we don’t talk enough 

8. You’re my: Senpai 

9. Name in my phone: not on my phone or skype 

10. Should you post this too?: i think you did but if you didn’t you should 

TF: welll…

TF: since ya asked so nicely and because of the fact youre the first person to send an ask in for fucking ever

TF: knock yourself out babe

TF: and by the way


TF: theyre cuddly as fuck. like you take your fuckin favorite teddy bear or whatever shit you guys may cuddle up with at night

TF: and mix it with a tibetan mastiff and a fleece blanket

TF: thats my fucking feathers

TF: ohhh egbert and his pranks

TF: this one fucking time he thought itd be funny to exploit my bird instincts

TF: he got a shit ton of gummy worms and put them in a trail around the ship

TF: guess where they fucking led to

TF: he was lying on his back surrounded by them

TF: and he was fucking chirping

TF: me of course apparently having mother bird insticts thought he was a sick baby bird

TF: so i flew my feathered ass over there

TF: and started fucking feeding him like a mother bird

TF: douchebag got a huge kick out of it

TF: to this day he hasnt let me live it down

TF: fucking asshole…