i am not here for love triangles but what if kadam and blaine had a threesome or better yet a poly relationship when blaine moves to new york??? what's the portmanteau for those 3? klaindam? kadaine?
yes please *______*
Blaine and Adam meet and are suspicious of each other for all of three minutes before they hit it off swimmingly, and Kurt just thinks ’oh god, what have i done?’ and has to spend the train ride home listening to them talking about palm oil and Orangutans in Indonesia and man-made black holes and the merits of Ice-T as an artist. they get back to Kurt and Adam’s and open a bottle of wine (and finish it) and open a second bottle of wine, and it gets to the point where Kurt’s just warm and tipsy and smiling and watching his boys. his best friend and his best friend/lover, and then oop, he leans in and kisses Adam, all slow and teasing, and then with one hand still on Adam’s neck, oop, leans over and kisses Blaine, and then Adam’s kissing Blaine, and if that isn’t a pretty picture, Kurt doesn’t know what is. so much so that he’s got his hand around himself in five seconds, and the three of them in his and Adam’s bed in thirty. then fabulous, laughter filled sex and broad hands and strong arms and all the orgasms.
and later Kurt zips off to have a quick shower and get them all a glass of water, and when he gets back they’re lying in bed talking like this, and he immediately has to get in there and squish himself between them *u*
I hope kurt never lets blaine live 'bros helping bros' down. like at random points in their future when theyre doing anything sexy kurt will just pause for a moment and be like 'this a bro thing right? youre only putting your hands down my pants to help a bro out?' he just mercilessly teases him and theres lots of giggling and flailing
‘hey bro, i couldn’t help but notice your penis is looking a little lonely. and i’d never want that. being such a good bro and all. i’ll just help you out of your pants, okay?’
‘i hate you so much, i’m never having sex with you again.’
hii! do u know any good badboy blaine fics? like go your own way or fix? xx
eeeeeeh, not many, Fix is kind of my go to, and i’m really bad at keeping track of the shit i read. i read this a little while back, it was pretty boss. this tag is full of bad boy blaine if you want to check it out. and if you’re willing to settle for bad boy kurt, this one by alilactree is fab, and Good (You Know What I Mean) and its two sequels here and here are about as good as it gets. Oh! and Always Here in the Silence by cimmerians, so good. sorry, that’s like all bad boy!kurt >_____>
Chris Colfer trips and breaks his arm. You are one of the writers of glee and you need to figure out a way to write his broken arm into the show; what's your plan?
given that it’s Glee i probably wouldn’t mention it and just hope that nobody notices.
either that or a recounting of a bawdy farce involving the power going out while Kurt’s in the shower and Kurt slipping and falling and making a ton of noise. Rachel runs in to help and gets an eyefull of penis, goes bright red, and laughs to relieve tension, and Kurt’s just sitting there in extreme pain, glaring at her going, “i’ll have you know Blaine says i have a very nice penis, and he’s seen more than enough porn to tell the difference, now hand me that fucking towel.”
Random question: Do you remember a Klaine fic where people woke up every morning in a random different place in the world and they kept doing that every morning until they found their soulmate? I know it was written by a well known author in the fandom but I can't remember who :(
bron can you imagine finn having a baby and kurt and blaine getting to be uncles and kurt getting crazy baby fever but blaine says they should wait a little when theyre more ~responsible~ so they get a bunny to practice being parents on and they give it a cheesy name and blaine gets crazy attached and it sits in his curls and naps with him and feeds it treats he shouldnt and then a year later they have a for real baby and they all have big family cuddle sessions in their bed and this is gross
omg you shouldn’t get me started on klaine and bunnies i’ll giggle for the rest of time *u*u*u*
THE IDEA OF THEM AS OVER ENTHUSIATIC UNCLES IS THE SWEETEST THOUGH. Finn lives in Ohio and they live in NYC and once Finn’s kid/s get old enough they go spend whole weeks on vacation with uncle Kurt and uncle Blaine, and they’re so much cooler than daddy and they let them eat so much frozen yoghurt and take them to all the touristy areas and teach them to dance on the rug in their living room and have an old ginger tabby cat called Odin, and Kurt and Blaine have a little two year old girl and have just had their second kid, so Kurt’s going around with this sweet little curly haired brunette on his hip and Blaine has a sleepy little angel baby boy permanently strapped to his chest and omg they’d be the most adorable rag tag bunch of cutie patooties, all of them holding hands while crossing the road (including kurt and blaine) and no this is gross, stop me.
I just wish, that after the break-up and giving each other some space, we could see Kurt and Blaine doing little things for each other (like picking up the bow tie, sending postcards or singing voicemails or sth). Because even if they are not together, they still love each other and miss each other and stuff. And they could be both shy and unsure about getting in touch again, hence ~little things. And I would die of cutness.(and hopefully you too?)
Oh Bron, I'm totally freaking out because A) Glee's BACK!!!! but B) THE BREAKUP is near and it's happening, everybody makes it sound like that's that and Klaine won't be endgame and that HURTS my poor heart ;-; Do something, please!!
Once upon a time Kurt and Blaine broke up…
Kurt cried so hard for so long that he thought his head was going to split, and he didn’t know it (it wouldn’t have made him feel any better anyway), but Blaine cried so hard he was sick. Kneeling on the cold floor of the bathroom and telling himself that this is for the best this is for the best this is for the best even though it didn’t feel like it would ever stop hurting.
Blaine’s five seconds away from borrowing the latest novel in the Southern Vampire Series when he sees him. The new librarian. He’s sitting behind the front counter with glossy sculpted brown hair and glasses sliding low on his nose. His thumb is wedged between his teeth and he’s rocking gently back and forth on his swivel chair as he flips through the pages of a book, mug at his elbow.
He’s the sexiest librarian in the world. He has to be. And by merit of being a librarian who also happens to be sexy, he’s at least three times sexier than if he were, for example, a sexy lawyer or a sexy cowboy.
Blaine’s the first person to admit he gets a bit of a boner for books, but oh god, his local library has hired the sexiest librarian in existence.
One of my favorite things about Klaine dancing is the fact that Kurt twirled Blaine at the bar and Kurt dipped Blaine in More Than A Woman. Or in Prom Queen when they were singing to each other. Yeah-- I just really love Klaine and when they dance together.
oh man, me too anon, me too, perfect little peas ;________;
i bet they used to dance together in Kurt’s room all the time, slow dancing, and just kind of spinning and shimmying sometimes, and interspersed with smacking kisses on cheeks, and the music up loud and the door cracked open, and assorted Hudson-Hummels would walk past every now and then. when Finn saw he’d get kind of oddly uncomfortable and overwhelmed, because holy shit, the way they look at each other like they’re everything, does he even love Rachel that much? his brain would kind of melt and he’d disappear to watch cartoons and eat cereal because it’s too much to think about. Carole would coo and smile and quietly close the door entirely, she’s always trusted them under their roof anyway, most polite teenage boys alive. and Burt would just nod and keep walking and wait for the day Kurt comes racing up to him with a ring on his finger.
(also… i’ve always had a headcanon about Blaine choreographing a dance to Wuthering Heights by Kate Bush, and performing it for Kurt until Kurt laughed so much he fell off the bed)
wah, oh my gosh it’s so complicated. i immediately want to say the 2x16 kisses, because we’d waited so long for them to get their acts together and the long wait made the next step in their relationship so much more wonderful. it was so perfect for the moment and sweet and romantic and sort of tentative and careful and ‘oh my god, am i dreaming’ but also kind of hungry and they defs spent at least half an hour macking and giggling and staring dazedly at each other like 'HOW ARE YOU REAL’ and kurt had pretty much given up and we’d pretty much given up and blaine was already so close to head over heels in love the big doofus, and oh man, lbr that’s probably my fav.
but they’re all so perfect, my stomach does somersaults during every single one. the 'mwah’ in blaine’s bedroom is so casual and playful and the kiss at the loft is so 'we know each other so well, this is how i’ll kiss you when we part for work in the morning when we’re married’ and the the auditorium kiss is so vital and they’re both trying to communicate so much with it and blaine looks so small and his face makes me want to roll into the sea, and the wedding kiss, oh my god don’t look at me, they’re both groping each other and they both definitely have boners and they’re super familiar with those boners and they’re horny as fuck and there’s so much subtext and talking past each other and saying whatever words that’ll lead to them being able to dry hump in a car outside a church because they’re so damn keen, and wah. waaaaaaaah.
i think i’ve run out of klaine wips that aren’t too embarrassingly shabby to post, so… this is going to be a kurt/adam/blaine threesome with established kadam and platonic klaine, but it’s not up to the blaine yet. or the threesome. uh.
“Do we have wine?” Kurt calls, buttoning his cuff and twisting his torso from side to side, eyeing his reflection in the full length mirror.
He hears a cupboard door bang in the kitchen. “Yes.”
He smooths the fabric at his sides and cocks his head a little, contemplating adding a scarf to his ensemble. “Do we have enough wine?”
For a moment there’s nothing but the soft, unmistakable padding of Adam’s bare feet on the floorboards, his head poking in around the doorframe and catching the eye of Kurt’s reflection.
“Enough wine for three relatively sensible adults to share over dinner, or enough wine for things to get a little bit messy?”
klaine having dinner with the hudmels or both of their parents the day after the primere of wws since they weren't there that night and burt goes like 'so blaine kurt told me you were really great last night' and blaine chokes on his food until he realises it's the musical burt is talking about
I ACTUALLY CAN’T IMPROVE ON THIS AT ALL, THAT’S THE BEST THING I’VE EVER READ, oh my god, Blaine XD