askasubjuggulator

Violent, deadly, unpredictable. He is a man to fear. He purrticularly seemed to have a sick purrleasure in hunting our group. How we’ve managed to get away so many times is beyond me. Slipping through The GHB’s fingers like sand when it seemed as though our demise would be certain. Like some subtle apparatus of great power was on our side.
The Grand Highblood always seemed to taunt us with his deadly whimsical ways.
I know that I am unevenly matched against him, should I have to face him alone. It is smarter to run than foolishly confront him.
But if the time comes…

I won’t hesitate to claw him where he stands.

…alrIghT, I d0n’T kn0w h0w y0u dId, buT y0u mIghT be The 0nly 0ne, besIde ThaT 0range human, T0 n0T l0se y0ur head durIng trICksTer m0de.

all0w me T0 use y0ur 0wn Terms T0 say IT’s a m0TherfuCkIng mIraCle.

0r IT mIghT be beCause y0u’re already Crazy I d0n’T kn0w.

n0rmally y0u sh0uld have y0ur mInd hiGh 0n sugar and sTarT d0Ing ThIngs y0u’ll regreT afTer. lIke when y0u’re drunk, buT In w0rse…

n0w leT me ask y0u…

are y0u wearIng sIgnless’s panTs rIghT n0w ????

MOTHERFUCKER BE ALL UP AND TRYING TO GET THEIR INAPPROPRIATE TOUCHINGS ON YOUR MOTHERFUCKING RIGHTEOUS SELF? KILL THEM. KILL EVERY BLASPHEMOUS MOTHERFUCKER THAT BE TRYING TO PRESSURE YOU INTO UNWANTED SOLICITATIONS AND NON-CONSENTUAL RELATIONS. MOTHERFUCKING KILL THEM.

ON A SIDE NOTE, 50 SHADES OF GRAY IS MORE THAN TOTAL HOOFBEAST SHIT. IT IS LITERAL DUST MITE EXCREMENT ON TOP OF AN ABANDONED 4 WHEEL MOTORIZED DEVICE SITTING IN A LAND DESIGNATED FOR THE SOLE PURPOSE OF WASTE DISPOSEMENT.

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It AiN’t LiKe I’m ScArEd Of BlOoD oR nOtHiNg LiKe ThAt BuT kArKaT wAs AlL tElLiNg Me ThAt WhAt ThE rEaSoN wAs ThAt NoBoDy WaS wAnTiNg To ChIlL wItH mE oR nOtHiNg WaS bEcAuSe ThEy WaS sCaReD oF mE aNd ShIt. 

PlUs ThE mEsSiAhS wItH tHeIr AlL “pItY eVeRyTrOlL lIkE tHeY wAs BeInG yOuR bRoThErS aNd SiStErS” wHiCh MeAnS fRiEnDs I tHiNk.

EqUiUs Is KiNdA aLl ImPaTiEnT wItH hOw ThAt KiNdA sHiT’s BeEn AlL fUcKiNg WiTh My AtTitUdE aBoUt WaRmBlOoDs BuT lIkE jUsT cUz ThEy ArE wEaKeR dOeSn’T mAkE tHeM tO nOt BeInG gOoD hOmIeS iF tHaT mAkEs SeNsE. iT dOn’T mAkE hIm LeSs FrIeNdS wItH mE oR nOtHiNg.

I gOt KiNdA dIsTrAcTeD sOrRy. KaRkAt’S aLl BeEn RaTiOnInG mY pIeS bUt ItS fOr LiKe, ThE gOoD oF tHe MoThErFuCkInG tEaM oR sOmEtHiNg, So It’S nOt A bIg MoThEr FuCkInG tHiNg I gUeSs.