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After the game, Dave asks Roxy to void him up some apple juice. 

“Just don’t think about pee while you do it,” John adds.

Roxy freezes; how do you not think about piss after someone says something like that. She thinks her hardest about apple juice, fearful that other thoughts will slip in. A bottle appears, full of yellow liquid. 

Roxy and Dave stare at it with trepidation. 

“Goddamn it John,” Dave says

BTS Reaction to Their Girlfriend’s Touchy Habit

(A/N): To be honest, if I was in a relationship, I’d probably do this all the time x’D. Especially if it was them. Touching Jiminnies abs though. 🌚 Thank you so much for requesting, anon! <33

Kim Seokjin-

He had been standing in the dorms, talking to Jungkook when he felt small hands travel up the hem of his shirt and run up his back. I think Jin would take this habit of yours as just another way you show him you love him, which is exactly what it was. He wouldn’t mind as much as some of the other members, depending on where you two were. He didn’t mind it most places, unless the two of you were in public. If you two were in public he’d probably hold your hands when you went to habitually slid them under his shirt. 

*Kissed the knuckles of your hands softly* “ Not right now, jagiya. There are a lot of other people around~. “

Originally posted by bwiseoks

Min Yoongi-

I really don’t see this boy being a big fan of your habit. I don’t think he’d really understand why you had to put your hands under his shirt or sleeve to touch him. What was wrong with just touching him directly? Though, I feel like if he really loves you, he’d put up with it. He’d sigh or give you a face every time he’d feel your cold touch against his milky skin, but he’d do nothing about it and be quick to brush it off and go back to what ever he was doing at the current time.

*Looks at you, giving you a weird face* “ I don’t understand you, babe. “

Originally posted by jeonbase

Jung Hoseok- 

Hobi would love it. It would make him feel so warm and loved. Not to mention the fact that he would find it absolutely adorable. When he felt you hands slide against his skin directly he’d turn to you and grin, brightly. “ You’re so cute, angel!~ “ he’d chirp often, following it with a sweet, caring peck on the lips. It’d be like your way of hugging or holding hands in public, something special you did to him to show your love and he adored it.

*You slid your hand under his sleeve when he was holding you, gently rubbing the skin. * “ Why are you so cute, (y/n)?!~ “ *He would kiss your cheek*

Originally posted by nycbtslover

Kim Namjoon-

If I were you, I’d find away to retain your habit when it came to this boy. When ever your hands would slick up under his shirt, he would immediately take it as a sexual suggestion. Who could blame him? His adorable baby was touching his skin directly in such a loving way. If you were at home or alone, this would probably end up in a heated make out session and sex. But, if you were in public, he would probably clear his throat in some way of warning you what you were doing to him.

*You two had been cuddling all day, watching movies and eating snacks. That was until your hand ran up his stomach, underneath his baggy sweater. He’d look at you and grin.* “ Do you really want to start this right now, baby girl? “

Originally posted by namjoonsgurl

Park Jimin-

Shy shy shy. Every time you push you hand against his skin, underneath his clothing would leave this cutie a blushing mess. When you first did it, he might pull away and look at you, in shock, but as he realized it was more of a habit for you, I think he would like it. He would become embarrassed, but would smile, feeling your love in the simple gesture. 

*You hug him from behind, running your hands up over his toned stomach. He would blush and giggle a little.* “ Ah, you scared me jagi. “

Originally posted by yoonmin

Kim Taehyung-

This little squish would LOVE it. I feel like he’d have a very similar habit. His would be a little less often and bold since he wouldn’t want people to see your skin or think he was pervert, but I feel like he’d be the type to run his hand up your shirt and rub your back when the two of you are cuddling, or to lift your shirt up a little and wrap his arms around the exposed skin. Touching you and your skin, I feel, would be a relaxing thing to him, a promise to stay each other’s forever.

*You were talking to a friend you hadn’t seen in a while when you felt your shirt lift up a little and warm arms wrap around your waist, overlapping the skin. You’d stop talking and look up at him.* “ Don’t mind me, baby. Just keep talking. “ *He nuzzled into your hair as you continued the conversation.*

Originally posted by mvssmedia

Jeon Jungshook Jungkook-

I think that this not so innocent bun would be another person to not really like your habit. I feel that if you tried to put your hand up his shirt he would jump and look at you in shock. “ What are you doing jagiya?” he’d ask, blinking. He might let you put your hand up his sleeve, but I feel like that still make him a little bit uncomfortable.

*You slid you hand up his shirt and he stops talking mid-sentence to stare at you in shock* ‘ I don’t know Hyung I- “ *his eyes snap to you* 

Originally posted by askmeifimadalek

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roxy?

* Licked out a creme egg in the break room once and got four marriage proposals and reported to HR for obscenity.

* Her flawless ponytail is insured for £17million like J-Lo’s arse.

* Once brutally killed nine attackers armed with only a roll of polo mints and a hair bobble. Her handler was so traumatised by the carnage that he had to go on sick leave for several months. It’s still not clear how she did it.

* Did a mathematics & statistics degree in her spare time for fun and hit Eggsy with a chair when he tried to mansplain what “fun” was.

* The last time she cried was a single tear she deliberately squeezed out while holding uncomfortable eye contact with an ex-boyfriend who said she was heartless. The tear was made of granite.

* Seduces the mother of any man who disrespects her.

clown names discourse tl;dr at bottom

So from reading the actual screenshots here’s what I could gather:

  • Roxy posted a picture in her discord server of Akari Akaza from YuruYuri, in which someone quickly responded with “anime is banned” (I assume they were uncomfortable with that anime, but nothing directly was said)
  • Upon saying “anime is okay”, she was asked to “name one good anime”. She named Madoka Magica, nge (which she was told sexualizes 14y/o’s. Dont know cause I’ve never watched it), and Yuru Yuri.
  • Roxy then posted 3 images of Yuru Yuri communist memes, and then a video of a scene from the anime. She screenshotted this and posted it on another discord server saying “nothing is funnier to me than posting anime in chats and have a bunch of 14 year olds who are first learning politics try to prove that im problematic”
  • In the initial discord server, someone posted a screenshot of her saying that in the other discord server and asked for roxy to explain herself. After a long winded discussing about nobody calling roxy problematic, how it was a “coincidence” that she called them 14 y/o’s when there were 14 y/o’s in the server (to which she replied that was her go-to age group), and how she often posts the same things in different servers at the same time, the conversation was over.
  • A month later, she got flak for saying that the Dragon Maid anime was part of her server’s culture because it has “Transphobia” and “Pedophilic” facets to it (I dont know, I haven’t watched it).
  • She proceeded to defend the anime. After a few messages back and forth, the person she was arguing with said “why don’t you just admit you’re mad that your pedo friend got kicked”
  • She responded by saying that the person was not her friend, but roxy admitted to originally defending the person (I can only assume because someone called them pedophile). She went on to say that once there was concrete proof, she admitted they were a pedophile.
  • Some more stuff was brought up about her posting the three Yuru Yuri images and how she needed to apologize because she made someone uncomfortable.
  • The people requesting an apology went on to say she has a “weird complex” of saying people are calling her problematic when they disagree with her. Roxy denied this.
  •  A lot more messages went on about Roxy needing to apologize for posting more images of the Yuru Yuri anime, to which she eventually agreed was a shitty thing to ignore on her part.
  • After more accusations of her being a pedophile for liking the Dragon Maid anime, she stated that someone can like something while acknowledging its flaws. 
  • Finally, someone called her racist for having the url “nekommunism”

TL;DR: Clown names was accused of ignoring someone being uncomfortable about a certain anime, to which Roxy agreed was shitty on her part. She was then accused of being a pedophile for a) initially defending someone who was accused of being a pedo without proof, and b) liking Dragon Maid anime. She denied this by saying that someone can like a piece of media while acknowledging a shitty facet of it. She also said she admitted the person she defended was a pedophile once there was concrete proof, and she said she didn’t want to accuse someone without proof. I dont really understand why half of the shit that happened happened because it’s just all really stupid, but yeah.

BTS Reaction to Their Younger Sister Being Checked Out

(A/N): AHHH!! You do?!?! Thank you so much, anon! I’m sorry this took so long! TT^TT Please forgive me, I took a lengthy break from posting and writing due to school. Stress stress stress. Anyways, here you are~.

Background Information: The member had just dropped his younger sister - who was in 8th grade ( little baby <33) - off at school for her first day of school and notices a few boys stare at his sister due to the skirt she was wearing.

Kim Seokjin-

When he noticed the stares, he’d frown at the boys. “ Yah! “ he’d call out, gaining the gaping boy’s attention, when they looked at him he’d smile. “ Don’t stare, it’s rude. If you want to talk to her, just do it~. “ This would cause the young boys to blush and scurry off, embarrassed that they got caught. Jin would just laugh a little and shake his head.

“Aish! My little sister is just too cute! Even those boys can’t keep their eyes off her.”


Originally posted by bwiseoks

Min Yoongi-

Let’s just say Yoongi didn’t like his little sister’s uniform from the beginning. He would much rather the young girl in a pair of some pants or a much, much longer skirt. Seeing the boys’ stare at his little sister only confirmed his fears. He would simply stand there, glaring at the young boys until they caught onto his protective aura. Rest assured, those boys were definitely NOT going to even glance at his sister anymore.

“I swear to god if they continue…”

Originally posted by bangtannoonas

Jung Hoseok-

This boy probably wouldn’t notice as quickly as Yoongi or Namjoon would, but when he did, he’d be livid, in his own Hoseok kind of way. He would screech his sister’s name, engulfing her in a hug while making eye contact with the boys. The boys would instantly turn away, panicked seeing that the girl had an older brother. “ Watch out for those grubby boys. “ he would warn his sister before telling her to call him if she even got uncomfortable because of some boy.

“Ahh why do little boys have such wandering eyes?! So dirty.”

Originally posted by jhope-ah

Kim Namjoon-

I feel like Namjoon would have the most “take-action” type of reaction. He would immediately notice the shortness of his sister’s skirt and the boys’ stare. I feel like this sweetie would take his sister to the office and ask them to provide her a longer skirt. He wouldn’t make an uproar unless they refused his request. There was no way he was going to let his little sister walking around like pray for some stupid, horny teenage boys.

“ There’s no way I’m letting my little sister walking around in such a short skirt. “

Originally posted by chimneytaels

Park Jimin-

His little sister probably wouldn’t even made it out of the house without changing her bottoms or at least putting on some tights underneath. When he saw the boys he would clear his throat at them and gave them a look that spoke for itself. They were several years younger than him so he couldn’t really confront them about it, but he wasn’t just going to let them stare.

“ Do boys have no respect for girls anymore? They’re lucky their so young. “

Originally posted by kookies-for-taehyung

Kim Taehyung-

This cute little fluff ball would probably not even notice the boys, honestly. I don’t feel that he is the most observant boy. Even if he did notice, he’d probably just shrug it off, saying something about how it’s hard to stare when his “baby” sister is just so adorable. He would probably be the most laid back about this situation.

“ My baby sissy is so darn adorable in her uniform!~ “

Originally posted by exoticmaknae

(A/N): Imagine his sister is Yoongi.  This boy kills me.

Jeon Jungkook-

I really don’t think Jungkook would be that protective. I feel that if he noticed the boys staring he’d laugh. After all, he isn’t all that far out of that phase and can probably sympathize with the boys more than the others could. He might tell his sister to pull down her skirt more, but he wouldn’t act on it any further.

*Chuckles* “I remember being their age.”

Originally posted by hardtofigureout

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Annoying Interruptions [Eggsy Unwin Imagine - Request].

A/N: Hello lovelies, here’s a Eggsy Unwin imagine, based off this anon: 

  • Eggsy imagine, please? You both are sexually frustrated because Merlin and Harry is always interrupting.  

Pairing: Eggsy x Reader.

Part Two. 

Warnings: Uh, there’s nothing explicit, but there is some content that is sexual in nature, nothing detailed. If that’s not your thing, please don’t read and to be sure, please, please, only read if you’re an adult

Rating: M, just to make sure, because I’m paranoid! 

Disclaimer: Nope, I don’t own anyone. All the characters go to their respective owners/creators. 

P.S.:Thank you for requesting and I hope this is all right! :) I’ve checked this over for mistakes and whatnot, but if any have managed to slip through, please forgive me.


Living the life of a spy was a tough business. Dealing with terrorists and plots to destroy the world, was something you had to deal with on many of your missions. You weren’t complaining, but when you actually found some spare time to relax, you’d like to be able to do that freely. If you weren’t on a mission, then you were training, or helping new recruits train and if not doing any of those things, you were busy filing through paperwork and briefing for upcoming missions, or debriefing for past ones. It constantly felt like you were doing something, so when you got back to your room after an exhausting day, you collapsed on your bed, just wanting to fall asleep.

Your boyfriend, Eggsy Unwin, had other ideas. He waltzed into your room unannounced, a breezy, carefree smile on his bright face, his light green-blue eyes sparkling in the evening light.

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A thought, or rather, this parallel occurred to me as I was doing my last gifset (from 4x25) and I’m abt to do some meta so bear w me. Angela was goign through a lot in season 4, from getting divorced, breaking up with her fiance, falling in love with an ex girlfriend, and then breaking up with that same ex 9 episodes later (sad I know), but here’s the thing. This parallel means so much to me. You see on the left (from 4x08) how Angela is realizing how much she’s been scared of the world and has closed herself off to so many commitments because of it, and then on the right (from 4x25) you see her passionately giving Brennan the same advice Sweets instilled in her earlier that season. The passion in the second half is what really gets me. You can tell, just tell how eager she is to share this life-changing advice she learned and recieved. This I believe to be the best and clearest character development in the entire series. And this wouldn’t have been possible without Sweets, who, for the entire season, did nothing but love and comfort and give Angela every second of his free time to help her when she needed it. She even took risks she never would with Hodgins with Roxie like asking her to move in and getting an animal together, because of that advice. She did things she never thought she could do. This relationship is incredibly important. And so is how Angela learned that living protecting yourself is toxic. Angela learned and grew because of Sweets. And Brennan grew because Angela learned from Sweets.

anonymous asked:

What would you do if you were suddenly human?

uu: THANK WHATEVER GRAND DEITY CONTROLS THE uNIVERSE. FOR FINALLY GIVING ME MY OWN BODY SEPARATE FROM MY “SISTER.”

uu: THEN TALK TO THOSE HuMAN ASSHOLES TO “BE FRIENDS.” OR WHATEVER IT IS THAT HuMANS DO.

(Good artist m!a 4/5)

Bonus:

Velma Kelly
  • Velma: *kills her sister*
  • Velma: "But my sister is now unfortunately deceased."
  • Velma: "What am I supposed to do uh? Suck up to her like everybody else? Over my dead body!"
  • Velma: *asks Roxie if she wants to be part of a double act with her. Twice*
  • Velma: "I can't do it alone."
  • Velma: *does the full act completely by herself to prove that she can't do it alone*
  • Velma: "Whatever happened to class?"
  • Velma: *constantly swears and is rude to people*

thatgirl-who  asked:

prompt: Merlin in yoga pants :)

“Did he lose a bet?” Roxy asked.

“Did he lose his mind?” Harry countered.

Eggsy laughed at them. “Nope,” he said happily. They all watched Merlin yelling at the candidates while wearing a t-shirt and yoga pants.

Neon pink swirly yoga pants.

Roxy opened her mouth, and then closed it again. She tilted her head a bit and watched him pace.

All the candidates were trembling either in laughter or fear. And they were all staring at his ass as he turned to get stuff out of an equipment box.

When he bent over there was more than one whimper. And then a scream as a candidate ducked at the last minute as Merlin threw a knife.

“If ye are all done ogling my ass, I think that this has proved my point,” Merlin said. “Ye let my change in clothes, an absurd one, designed to confuse ye, actually work. A Kingsman should nae be distracted by such petty things. Go run laps.”

Harry smiled relieved. “So it was a test,” he nodded to himself.

Merlin had been coming over and heard that. “Aye it was a test.”

“So, we won’t be seeing those again?” Roxy said hopefully. Honestly they were very distracting.

“Oh hell yes, ye will. Do you nae know how comfortable these are? I’ve ordered like 7 pairs,” Merlin said. He did a quick knee bend. “I’m going to live in these.” He walked away.

Harry and Roxy stared at Eggsy in horror. “No” they said in unison.

Eggsy shrugged. “I like ‘em.” He whistled as he walked away, keeping an eye on Merlin’s ass the whole time.