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Once upon a time there was an ugly troll named Duccio who lived under a bridge. He stank like the canals of Venezia and was feared throughout the land for the unwanted advances he made towards the women who crossed his bridge. Even the most beautiful women feared his stench and leering looks.

That was until a shining prince named EziLuigi appeared from a far off land. With one powerful punch, Luigi killed the horrendous bridge troll, and vowed to never let any other trolls torment the women of the kingdom. Everyone lived happily ever after.

The end.