First of all, ANON WHY ARE YOU SO NICE TO ME?? I’m assuming you are the same person since you message me a lot everyday, feel free to come off anon if you feel comfortable with it, I feel obliged to thank you personally!!
To answer your ask, that’s impossible to choose one!! It changes every hour for me. I guess I have a soft spot for horror themes though? So at this particular hour, I’m feeling Horrorterror!Dave x John
JOHN: as for fighting, lately we’ve been tangoing with the dastardly midnight crew! JOHN: they’re not super tough, just relatively annoying. gang wars and shit. JOHN: though, i have heard this super juicy rumor about crockercorp actually being evil! the batterwitch controlling the world under the guise of a sweet woman making shitty boxed baked goods. JOHN: it’s a whole conspiracy i tell you! DAVE: john no DAVE: weve talked about this shit man–yeah crockercorp is evil but its like DAVE: evil in the way disney is DAVE: im pretty sure theyre more interested in makin a quick buck than they are in evil totalitarian world domination DAVE: you feelin me here?? JOHN: no, i’m not feelin’ you here! they’re totally evil. end of story. JOHN: also i’m known as the hammer and dave’s the knight! JOHN: so chivalrous! DAVE: damn skippy
DAVE: yo man its getting pretty late i should probably get goin
JOHN: don’t you want to watch another movie or something? JOHN: i could– i could make some popcorn up if you want. JOHN or we could maybe walk to the gas station down the street and snag some more snacks?? DAVE: uh
DAVE: as much as id love to i really gotta bounce JOHN: wait–