the best thing that ever happened


Jongin receives quite the first impression of EX.0 Diner because Jongdae can smell “innocent and gullible” from a mile away and never wastes the opportunity to mess with someone. Junmyeon can only hope that Jongin doesn’t get scared off; the interview proved that he was more than capable to fill the much needed busser position.

Get to know the employees here! x

Send me any of the following EXO questions :D ;

2. Kim Jongin or Kai?
3. MAMA or History?
4. Wolf or Growl?
5. Dancing line or Dansheen line? 
6. Whose voice in the Vocal line do you like the most? 
7. EXO K or EXO M
8. Leader Suho or Leader Krease?
9. Sassy Baek or Diva Chen?
10. Bulge or Booty?

Fuck, Marry, or Kill 

11. Kai, Sehun, Tao 
12. Kris, Chanyeol, Baekhyun, 
13. Luhan, Xiumin, Suho
14. Chen, Kyungsoo, Baekhyun
15. Lay, Tao, Suho
16. Kai, Chen, Kyungsoo
17. Sehun, Baekhyun, Tao 
18 Kris, Tao, Chanyeol
19. Chanyeol, Baekhyun, Chen
20. Give me three names


21. What’s your favorite song off the XOXO Album?
22. Your favorite song off the Christmas album?
23. Favorite song off MAMA album?
24. Your favorite EXO song? 
25. Favorite hair color on {insert member’s name} 
26. Favorite EXO SHOWTIME episode? 

Other random questions

27. Is chicken your style? 
28. Lay’s EXO SHOWTIME theme song or EXO SHOWTIME theme song ft. RAPBYUN?
29. The galaxy or under the sea? 
30. Would you rather be EXO’s stylist Noona or EXO’s makeup noona? 
31. Would you rather be a Wushu master or a Barista?
32. Who moved up on your EXO bias list from debut to now? 
33. Which member of EXO would you wish was your brother? 
34. 5 reasons why you love EXO 
35. 5 things you wished EXO’s stylist didn’t make them wear
36. Who makes you want to punch them in face cause you just can't 
37. Who gives you feels, but you wish they didnt?
38. 10 Million dollars or a chance to be with EXO for 24 hours?
39. Your thoughts on Krease’s english.
40. Your bias list for EXO

anonymous asked:

why is it a running joke arnd the fandom that exo will be in trouble if they have to sing live? i always see jokes pertaining to it on tumblr but idgi :\

Because EXO are known to lip sync a lot when it comes to music shows. Some people feel like EXO will be in trouble because they don’t know how to sing live. 

But can I use this message to help those people who say exo will have trouble if they sing live….

I feel like I must include some live covers too because people will still think like exo don’t know how to sing live…pffffttt

I’ll admit, some performances may not always be the best, and EXO may not have sang live often (including during Overdose promotions), but to those who laugh as if EXO is incapable of singing live, you should take a look at these videos yourself.

Every live can’t be perfect but for every live that EXO have done, they’ve done fairly well. So you say EXO will be in trouble if they sing live? HA! Anything but. EXO have some talented singers and rappers. Hell the rapper could be a singer if SM stop playing games lol. So with everything said….


Make me choose:
→ Anonymous asked: Cute Chen or Derp Chen ♥ (but Derp Chen is cute too!)

EXO's reaction to you accidentally touching their D...


“Don’t you know you should start of with a kiss?”


“Yeah yeah…an accident…Of course…”


“I expected more from you…”


*loses his shit for a minute* “What? Did you…? What?”


“It’s irresistable, right?”


“Oooh what was that?”


*to himself* “Did she saw my boner?!”


*to himself* “Be calm, Luhan, be calm…”


“You can’t just pet him…Now you have to play with it…”


*starts giggling*“Oh you, be more careful!”


“You know…It’s not my wushu stick…”


“What was that? Do you want to see my angry bunny?!”


kyungsoo still hates tall man even without his glasses

EXO's reaction to your son saying "Mom is better looking than you, Daddy"!


“I can’t believe what things mommy taught you…”


“He has my sense of humour…”


*turns into duckling* “How can you say that to your real father?”


“Ooh my heart! You hurt my heart!”


“Bad news for you then, little fellow, because you look exactly like me!”


“Aishhh…” *thinks how to bribe him into thinking differently*


“Of course she is! That’s why I chose her to be your mommy!” *catches his nose*


“Thank you God he didn’t say manlier…”


“I thought we talked about lying, mister…”


“I taught you well, my man!”


“Just look at him trying to wind himself into somebody’s affection…”


“But Daddy is funnier, right?”

2014 Upcoming Fiction Reads Written By Authors of Color

A Tale for the Time Being by Ruth Ozeki (Jan 31st, 2013) - In Tokyo, 16-old Nao has decided there’s only one escape from her aching loneliness and her classmates’ bullying. But before she ends it all, Nao first plans to document the life of her great grandmother, a Buddhist nun who’s lived more than a century. A diary is Nao’s only solace—and will touch lives in ways she can scarcely imagine. Across the Pacific, we meet Ruth, a novelist living on a remote island who discovers a collection of artifacts washed ashore in a Hello Kitty lunchbox—possibly debris from the devastating 2011 tsunami. As the mystery of its contents unfolds, Ruth is pulled into the past, into Nao’s drama and her unknown fate, and forward into her own future. 

Soy Sauce For Beginners by Kristin Che(Jan 7th, 2014):  Gretchen Lin, adrift at the age of thirty, leaves behind a floundering marriage in San Francisco to return to her Singapore home, where she confronts the challenges of her mother’s alcoholism and her father’s artisanal soy sauce business before being pulled into a family controversy.  In the midst of increasing pressure from her father to remain permanently in Singapore—and pressure from her mother to do just the opposite—Gretchen must decide whether she will return to her marriage and her graduate studies at the San Francisco Conservatory, or sacrifice everything and join her family’s crusade to spread artisanal soy sauce to the world.

 On Such a Full Sea by Chang-rae Lee (Jan 7th, 2014): In a dystopian American future where declining urban neighborhoods have been transformed into highwalled, self-contained labor colonies whose Chinese immigrant residents work catching fish for the surrounding elites. In this world lives Fan, a female fish-tank diver, who leaves her home in the B-Mor settlement (once known as Baltimore), when the man she loves mysteriously disappears. Fan’s journey to find him takes her out of the safety of B-Mor, through the anarchic Open Counties, where crime is rampant with scant governmental oversight, and to a faraway charter village, in a quest that will soon become legend to those she left behind.

 The Radiance of Tomorrow by Ishmael Beah (Jan 7th, 2014): Beah’s debut novel tells the story of two friends Benjamin and Bockarie, who return to their hometown, Imperi, after the civil war. The village is in ruins, the ground covered in bones. As more villagers begin to come back, Benjamin and Bockarie try to forge a new community by taking up their former posts as teachers, but they’re beset by obstacles: a scarcity of food; a rash of murders, thievery, rape, and retaliation; and the depredations of a foreign mining company intent on sullying the town’s water supply and blocking its paths with electric wires. As Benjamin and Bockarie search for a way to restore order, they’re forced to reckon with the uncertainty of their past and future alike.

 The Secret History of Las Vegas by Chris Abani (Jan 7th, 2014):  Salazar, a detective, is determined to solve a string of recent murders before he retires. He enlists the help of an expert in psychopathy, Dr. Sunil Singh, who is haunted by a betrayal of his loved ones in apartheid South Africa. But Sunil’s own troubled past is fast on his heels in the form of a would-be assassin.

 A Teaspoon of Earth and Sea by Dina Nayeri (Jan 7th, 2014) - Growing up in a small rice-farming village in 1980s Iran, 12-year-old Saba Hafezi and her twin sister, Mahtab, are captivated by America. They keep lists of English words and collect illegal Life magazines, television shows, and rock music. So when her mother and sister disappear, leaving Saba and her father alone in Iran, Saba is certain that they have moved to America without her. As she grows up in the warmth and community of her local village, falls in and out of love, and struggles with the limited possibilities in post-revolutionary Iran, Saba envisions that there is another way for her story to unfold. And where Saba’s world has all the grit and brutality of real life under the new Islamic regime, her sister’s experience gives her a freedom and control that Saba can only dream of.

 Foreign Gods, Inc by Okey Ndibe (Jan 11th, 2014) - Foreign Gods, Inc., tells the story of Ike, a New York-based Nigerian cab driver who sets out to steal the statue of an ancient war deity from his home village and sell it to a New York gallery. As Ike travels back to Nigeria to steal the statue, he must deal with old friends, family, and a mounting conflict between those in the village who worship the deity, and those who practice Christianity. 

 The Death Class by Erika Hayashi (Jan 14th, 2014) - Why does a college course on death have a three-year waiting list?  When nurse Norma Bowe decided to teach a course on death at a college in New Jersey, she never expected it to be popular. But year after year students crowd into her classroom, and the reason is clear: Norma’s “death class” is really about how to make the most of what poet Mary Oliver famously called our “one wild and precious life.” By following her over four years, award-winning journalist Erika Hayasaki shows how Norma steers four extraordinary students from their tormented families and neighborhoods toward happiness: she rescues one young woman from her suicidal mother, helps a young man manage his schizophrenic brother, and inspires another to leave his gang life behind. Through this unorthodox class on death, Norma helps kids who are barely hanging on to understand not only the value of their own lives, but also the secret of fulfillment: to throw yourself into helping others.

 Slavery’s Exiles: The Story of American Maroons by Sylviane A. Diouf (Jan 17th, 2014) - Over more than two centuries men, women, and children escaped from slavery to make the Southern wilderness their home. They hid in the mountains of Virginia and the low swamps of South Carolina; they stayed in the neighborhood or paddled their way to secluded places; they buried themselves underground or built comfortable settlements. Known as maroons, they lived on their own or set up communities in swamps or other areas where they were not likely to be discovered. To survive, the American maroons reinvented themselves, defied slave society, enforced their own definition of freedom and dared create their own alternative to what the country had delineated as being black men and women’s proper place. Audacious, self-confident, autonomous, sometimes self-sufficient, always self-governing; their very existence was a repudiation of the basic tenets of slavery. (Nonfiction)

Boy in the Twilight: Hidden Stories of China by Yu Hua (Jan 21st, 2014) -  From the acclaimed author of Brothers and To Live: thirteen audacious stories that resonate with the beauty, grittiness, and exquisite irony of everyday life in China.

 The Secret of Magic by Deborah Johnson (Jan 21st, 2014) - In 1946, a young female attorney from New York City attempts the impossible: attaining justice for a black man in the Deep South. Regina Robichard works for Thurgood Marshall, who receives an unusual letter asking the NAACP to investigate the murder of a returning black war hero. It is signed by M. P. Calhoun, the most reclusive author in the country. As a child, Regina was captivated by Calhoun’s The Secret of Magic, a novel in which white and black children played together in a magical forest. Once down in Mississippi, Regina finds that nothing in the South is as it seems. She must navigate the muddy waters of racism, relationships, and her own tragic past.

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