I’m single af, anon. Like??? I hope no one actually operates under the idea that I’m anything but eternally single. My last relationship was six years ago. No one has been interested in me since– they weren’t even then, lmao. PFFFFFT.
I mean, come on, I flirt by sending weird science articles and science fun facts. Who even recognizes that as flirting??? Answer: Probably only Carlos from WtNV.
Hey guys, gals, and everything in between. I’m Bre and i’m hella queer. Eccentric clothing, hair, and jewelry, yup that’s me. Genders rolls? Hell no! Just me, just Bre. Straight? Are yeah blind?
Ok but seriously I am going to stop typing like that now… Anywho I am 17 years of age, entering my senior year of high school, Canadian, and also a vegetarian. I spend most of my time doing 4 things: watching Netflix, drowning in Tumblr posts, being outside, and chilling with friends. Bright colors, and cats are my obsessions, and girls are my weakness. I love intellectual conversations and I tend to use a lot of complex words and sentence structure, so hit me up if you think you can keep up. Overall I am pretty chill and also very social, so feel free to inbox me or ask me stuff :)
i got a crock pot in the mail and it was just from walmart so i got no clue who sent it to me and my aunt said something on fb about how it probably wasn’t my mom since she doesn’t know what a crock pot is and like i know she’s fucking joking but i’m just on this period like a motherfucker and i love my mom please don’t say stupid mean shit about my mom
So chiraledge asked me if the two sibling cats we rescued follow each other and take care of each other, and I chose to answer in the form of a sappy collage of my precious babies. ENJOY THE INFLUX OF CAT PICTURES TONIGHT FRIENDS!! Tilley (orange) and Phoenix (white) and bonus boyfriend (hairless large baby).
❝ i know.
❞ she’s lost track of which cat is which: they’re crawling everywhere, purring &&meowing in a constant hum, with tiny paws && faces batting at her hands, begging for a pat. cross-legged on the floor, she reaches for the tiny blond one, nuzzling it gently before she looks up at ino.
❝ i already named them, so we should probably get collars.
Shootout to my cat for being the most entertaining, bitchiest, most loving thing ever. I’ve reached ultimate crazy cat lady level. I asked my friend if I could adopt all 7 of his new kittens so wally could raise them.