ask zee engineer

Dear Engineer;

Please stop taking all your gender issues out on me.

I know you’re a man and I was on your side for awhile with that but I mean…really. Women’s hygiene products? Real classy, people. Come on, this is getting worse than all the questions about me and Captain.

If you could not drag me into it the next time you’re feeling all upset about -insert anything from the list of issues you have here-, that’d be cool.


anonymous asked:

Mr Gromov, не забыли ли вы русский язык за всё время жизни за границей?

Your broken Russian … you’re using a translator, aren’t you?

Regardless, я делаю – I do, however it has been a long time since I’ve had a fluent conversation in Russian.