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If Dino and Ravus Were Party Members... (Banter)

@parmesanicecream – Does this mean Dino and Ravus banter? Because it does now, in my mind~ C:


Dino: “Man, I knew you guys went out on your own epic adventures and all, but I didn’t think they’d be this adventure-y and all.”
Noctis: “Well, yeah. It’s not exactly an easy job going into caves for your gems.”
Dino: “And I appreciate it. But it sure is spooky in here.”
Prompto: “Wanna know what’s really scary here though~?”
Dino: “What?”
Ravus: “Me if you do not cease your talking.”

Dino: “So you’re the famous Ravus, huh? High Commander Ravus Nox Fleuret.”
Ravus: “Even heathens like you know of me, it seems.”
Dino: “Kinda hard not to know ya from all the gossip around the cities. Is it true that ya have as big of a sweet tooth as they say?”
Ravus: “It is all nonsense and lies. Sweets are what result in tooth decay and addiction.”
Ignis: “Does that mean I should stop making cake for you, Ravus?”
Ravus: “Do not even insinuate doing such a thing, Scientia.”

Dino: “Boom! Right in the kisser!”
Ravus: “You will be kissing no one, Ghirazne!”

Dino: “Your friend here ain’t really much of a talker, huh?”
Gladiolus: “Wouldn’t call him a friend exactly.”
Dino: “So what is he then?”
Ravus: “Annoyed with by this conversation.”

Dino: “So the big scoop on ya, Ravus, is that you’re a wanted man in not only Lucis, but in Niflheim too. Sounds to me like someone’s got some commitment issues.”
Ravus: “My loyalties are to Tenebrae. Lucis and Niflheim has never once done anything for my people, so why should I for theirs?”
Dino: “I mean, true, true. A guy like you has to be a man of the people after all. Probably what’ll make ya a great king in the future!”
Ravus: “If only I were worthy enough to obtain such a title…”

Dino: “Damn, these daemons really are thirsty for us! They’re about to catch these hands though!”
Ravus: “Their reflexes will be faster than your hands. Try using your weapon instead.”
Dino: “Wait, no. I meant…” *sigh*

Dino: “I like ya, Ravus-”
Ravus: “I would rather you did not.”
Noctis: “I’d rather you didn’t either.”

Dino: “Ya know, I bet you were a great commander when you were still with the Nifs and all. Probably had your own army and a fancy officer because you’re smart, and cool, and-“
Ravus: “Flattery will not grant you permission to conduct an interview with Lunafreya, so cease your pestering.”
Dino: “Damn…”
Prompto: “Well, it was worth a shot for all of us!”
Noctis: “No kidding…”

Dino: “Hm… I dunno, what do you think?”
Ignis: “I would say something along the lines of amethysts. Perhaps even some tanzanite for him.”
Gladiolus: “More gem talk or something?”
Dino: “Yeah! Figured since I made some accessories for you all, I’d make something for Rae over here too. A ring or somethin’.”
Ravus: “…Are you attempting to purpose to me? Without even courting me. How crude.”
Dino: “What? No! Gods, do you take everythin’ this seriously?!”
The Chocobros: “Yes. Yes he does.”

Dino: “Ya know, you gonna be my hand model or something like I asked ya? Could use a few shots for my next collection of rings.”
Ravus: “If you wish for me to display myself as your hand model, then you may… How is it that you say it… ‘Fuhget about it?’
Noctis: “…Ravus, don’t ever say that again. Ever.”

Lovely calm asks to enjoy a nice up of tea to ☕

1: Golden mornings or peachy sunsets?

2: Sugar cones or waffle cones?

3: Do you wear scarves often? do you have a favorite?

4: How long do you lay in bed before you finally get up?

5: Is there a food you’ve never had but always wanted to try?

6: What does your umbrella look like?

7: Do you listen to ASMR?

8: Rain storms or a light drizzle?

9: What’s a little thing in life that you love? 

10: Favorite color aesthetic?

11: Wobbly lines or using a ruler?

12:  Bright colorful living room or neutral cozy living room?

13: Do you have any candles? what scents are they?

14: Have you ever rode a horse?

15: Do you have glasses? 

16: What’s a language you’d like to speak?

17: What’s your favorite season and favorite month in that season?

18: Do you have a favorite pair of socks?

19: Favorite Ghibli and/or disney movie

20: Disney, Dreamworks, or Pixar?

21: What snacks do you usually get at the theater?

22: What’s an underrated video game/ movie/ show you love and think it needs more recognition?

23: Would you fill your house with plants if you had a green thumb?

24; All plants are great but do you have a favorite?

25: Do you have a favorite type of art style? (eg: soft looking, no to little color, sketches, crisp and clean, minimalist, pixel art etc.)

26: What would you do if someone gave you flowers? 

27: Do you like nicknames? 

28: Do you still watch shows you watched when you were a kid? even from time to time?

29: Do you still like old memes? (tell the truth)

30: Favorite Halloween costume you dressed up as? (if you don’t celebrate halloween have you ever cosplayed or would you like to? who did you cosplay as?) 

31:  Are you a fashionable person? 

32: Do you like watching holiday movies? 

33:  Cookies or brownies?

34: Do you blow in the cold air just to see your breath?

35: Do you find the crickets chirping outside your window relaxing? 

36: Do you like cobblestone streets? 

37:  How often do you doodle? 

38: When was the last time you blew bubbles?

39: What’s your favorite random piece of decor in your house and room?

40: Do you bite your fingernails off or clip them more often?

41: Any birthmarks?

42: Thoughts on freckles?

43: First video game you ever played?

44: what type of bird do you hear most often outside your door?

45: Do you use gifs/ memes a lot when replying to people?

46: Thoughts on spring? 

47: Ideal temperature outside?

48: Cloudy, partly cloudy, or clear skies?

49: How often do you hear airplanes outside?

50: Do you enjoy windy days?

  • Ravenclaw: I want takeout.
  • Slytherin: Me too... I'm not calling.
  • Ravenclaw: Me neither.
  • Slytherin: So now what?
  • Ravenclaw: We starve.
  • Gryffindor: You two are pathetic.
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Batman? Batman has the best damn team in the world at his side. 

reasons why people choose to either use “bi” or “pan” as their label

some people may prefer “bi” because:

  • they learned about bisexuality before they knew about pansexuality
  • they want to acknowledge that their attraction to different genders can feel differently in quantity and/or quality (=they have a preference for one gender or feel more romantically attracted to one and more sexually attracted to another gender)
  • they are attracted to more than one gender but not all genders (i.e. they may “just” be attracted to men and non-binary people but not women)
  • the term is more well know = (hopefully) less explaining to do when coming out
  • it’s easier to find resources and an active offline community under the label “bisexual”
  • just because it’s a personal preference

other people may prefer “pan” because:

  • it was invented to challenge the gender binary and rightfully criticised the now outdated “bi means two = attraction to just men and women”-definition of bisexuality
  • they may actually want to explain what it means and thus don’t mind that it’s less well known and people may ask more questions about it
  • the attraction they feel doesn’t differ from one gender to another (thus the phrasing “attraction regardles of gender”)
  • they prefer pan-puns over bi-puns
  • whatever, it’s a personal preference.

Furthermore there are a lot of people who use both labels interchangably.

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Jeremy: And despite all of their bitching they sung along to all the songs anyway.

Christine: Yeah and then you and Mike were making bedroom eyes at each other during “Love Will Find A Way”.

Rich: Not to mention you wouldn’t shut up about how much you loved Kovu for the entire movie lol

Jeremy: Wha? Hey!!

Michael: Yeah we know you’re a furry but do you have to make it so obvious?

Jeremy: I AM NOT–

Michael: Saying that you have a crush on Kovu immediately results in classifying you as a furry, Jer.

Jeremy: I came out to have a good time and I’m honestly feeling so attacked right now


Bonus:

luan35513  asked:

Small children Pale and Template? :3 (Sorry for bad English)

Took me long enough, but sure!! Have two smols!

This is basically their character

Template: blep.

Pale: *exists*

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— you’re a storm I’ll never write | p.d