ask the swag summoner

wELL tAVVY BOY, i’D JUST BE LOOKIN’ CHILL,

bUT YOU SEE, aNYTHING i WEAR, aUTOMATICALLY MAKES MY CLOTHING SEXY,

sO IF i WERE TO DRESS AS A HUMAN, bITCHEZ BE ALL-UP-IN-MY-GRILL LIKE MAGNETS, }B| 

bUT THEN AGAIN, wHEN AREN’T BITCHEZ-ALL-UP-IN-MY-GRILL LIKE MAGNETS, 

bAHAHAHAHA,

,,, aHEM,

tHEY BE UNABLE TO HANDLE ALL THIS SWAG, 

tHIS, yOU MUST LEARN,

aND YOU WILL HAVE BITCHES-ALL-UP-IN-YO-GRILL LIKE MAGNETS TOO,

gUARANTEED,