ask the mad hatter

Cry Baby asks
  • Cry Baby: how often do you cry or get sad?
  • Dollhouse: do you keep secrets from your family?
  • Sippy Cup: what do you do to cheer yourself up?
  • Carousel: what's your biggest fear?
  • Alphabet Boy: do you stand up for yourself or resent people who do you wrong?
  • Soap: what's something you've said that you wish you didn't?
  • Training Wheels: do you fall easily?
  • Pity Party: what's your saddest memory?
  • Tag, your it: do you trust strangers?
  • Milk and Cookies: if you could kill anyone in the world who would it be, and why?
  • Mrs. Potato Head: what's you're best feature? (physical or personality)
  • Mad Hatter: what's the craziest thing you've done?
  • Play Date: is it easier to express yourself or bottle it all up?
  • Teddy Bear: have you ever misplaced your trust in someone?
  • Cake: what do you do when you've been used or exploited?
What if Bruce Wayne is actually in Arkham the whole time and Batman is just a delusion he has. All of his ‘villains’ are the orderlies and doctors who work there.

“Poison Ivy” is the nurse who sedates him when he gets out of control

“Two-Face” is an abusive orderly who acts nice when the doctors are around and then beats up the patients when their backs are turned

“Riddler” is a therapist who asks him questions that he has a hard time answering

“Mad Hatter” is a hypnotherapist who Bruce is convinced is trying to brainwash him

and of course his arch-nemesis..

“Dr. Joe Car” and his assistant “Dr. Harleen Quinzel” see Bruce as their top patient, both desperately trying to bring the man back to sanity, and Batman will fight with all he has to protect gotham from “Joker” and “Harley Quinn”

the star signs as batman villains
  • Aries: The Riddler
  • Taurus: Poison Ivy
  • Gemini: Two-Face
  • Cancer: Bane
  • Leo: The Penguin
  • Virgo: Mad Hatter
  • Libra: Catwoman
  • Scorpio: The Joker
  • Sagittarius: Mr Freeze
  • Capricorn: Ra's al Ghul
  • Aquarius: Scarecrow
  • Pisces: Harley Quinn

anonymous asked:

Are there ever any sweet moments between the baby and Gaster?

Yup. There are and Gaster would probably give plenty of examples.

But I’m apparently only willing to show stuff like this cuz that’s how I roll!

At least the whole family finds THIS humerus!


Happy Dadster Father’s Day!

When Alice was at the Mad Hatter’s tea party, she noticed that no jam was available. She asked for jam and the Mad Hatter said, “Jam is served every other day.”
Alice protested, “But there was no jam yesterday either!”
“That’s right,” said the Mad Hatter. “The rule is: always jam yesterday and jam tomorrow, never jam today… because today is not every other day!”

And that’s how you are living: jam yesterday, jam tomorrow, never jam today. And that’s where jam is! This moment is the only real moment there is. And if you want to have contact with reality, wake up here now!

—  Osho
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“For beautiful eyes, look for the good in others; for beautiful lips, speak only words of kindness; and for poise, walk with the knowledge that you are never alone.”

–Audrey Hepburn


“No act of kindness, no matter how small, is ever wasted.”

–Aesop

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Goodness, so many kind comments and questions, and yet with such an obvious answer! ‘Tis a day for peace on Earth and goodwill to all mankind; I’ll be spending the occasion with those who have a sufficiently good sense of humour to agree.

(( HAPPY CHRISTMAS! Thank you all for so much fun, here’s hoping to many more to come! ))

(( … don’t ask me who invited Bats. ))

Psycho

Warning/s: Gore? Psycho reader? Idk? 

 Requested

Y/N, the queen of Wonderland, was outside her castle painting every white rose, bloody red. Literally BLOODY red. She was recently proclaimed the Queen of Wonderland after she violently killed the previous Queen along with her good friend, the mad hatter. She cut off the Queen’s foot, shoved it in her mouth, cut off her five fingers and shoved two of it up her nostrils and made her choke to death. She finds it entertaining and amusing to kill someone in a creative way. She’s clearly mad. That’s why she gets along with the mad hatter and is strangely perfect for the title “Queen of Wonderland”. Although she was quite young to be a Queen, no one dared to go against her knowing how she can easily kill you in a very ‘unique’ way.

“Jefferson!” Y/N called.

“Yes milady?” the mad hatter asked.

“I need more blood.” Y/N pointed at the empty, blood stained bucket.

The mad hatter smirked and nodded, leaving to get more blood.

Y/N hummed and walked over to her pet wolfdog.

“Hey there buddy.” Y/N patted her pet.

“You hungry?” she asked the wild animal.

Y/N has a soft spot for anyone who can relate to her or anyone who she sees herself in. In other words, her fellow psychopaths and this dog.

While Y/N was feeding her dog, a puff of smoke appeared in front of the castle. It was a boy who looks like he’s about Y/N’s age. The boy looked around the place, seeing as if everything changed from the last time he was there. When he spotted the girl kneeling in front of an enormous dog, he raised an eyebrow and approached her.

“I’m guessing you’re new here? I’ve never seen your face here before.” The boy asked Y/N.

Y/N looked up to see an attractive teenage boy. Y/N smirked and looked back down to her dog.

“Yeah.. You could say that” Y/N chuckled darkly.

“If you don’t mind me asking, what’s your name?” Y/N asked the boy.

“Peter Pan, King of Neverland.” Peter bowed, took Y/N’s hand and kissed it.

Y/N face lit up and formed a wide grin.

“And may I ask who the pretty lady in front of me is?” Peter flirted.

Y/N stood up and smiled

“Y/N, Queen of Wonderland.”

Peter had a shocked and confused face.

“What happened to the previous one?” Peter asked.

“Killed her.” Y/N laughed.

Peter gave an amused look.

Jefferson came back with a bucket filled with blood.

“Here’s the blood you asked for, Y/N.” Jefferson set the bucket near the roses.

“What’s that for?” Peter asked.

“Well for painting these roses of course.” Y/N said in a ‘duh’ tone.

Peter nodded in response.

Peter was starting to think this girl is mad and somehow, he likes it.

“So what brings you here, Peter?” Y/N asked.

“I was suppose to talk about ‘business’ with the Queen but I guess I can’t, considering you killed her.” Peter chuckled.

“What business?” Y/N asked, interested.

“It’s nothing now. It seems like I have other plans now.” Peter smirked at Y/N.

“Yeah? And what’s that?” Y/N asked.

“You.” Peter stated in all seriousness.

Y/N started laughing hysterically, Jefferson joining her.

“You think you can overpower me?” Y/N said, suddenly with a sinister voice.

Y/N laughed again, seeing Peter’s frightened reaction.

“I was kidding, mate. You should’ve seen your face.”

Peter’s face turned to his normal smugness and quietly said

“You’re crazy.”

Y/N stopped laughing. Jefferson’s eyes widen. No one ever dared to call Y/N mad, crazy or a psycho.

Y/N slowly walked over to Peter. Peter stood still, slightly frightened to what Y/N would do.

“The best people are.” Y/N smiled genuinely at Peter.

Peter sighed in relief and Jefferson stood in the corner looking so confused.

Peter tilted his head and studied Y/N’s appearance.

“I like you.” Peter said.

Y/N smirked and said

“I like you too. What do say about being the King of Wonderland?” Y/N offered.

“As long as you become the Queen of Neverland.” Peter said.

 

Days, months, years passed. Peter and Y/N ruled both Neverland and Wonderland, the lost boys coming to Wonderland from time to time to explore and play.

Peter loved how crazy Y/N was that it made HIM crazy.


not literally.


I don’t see Peter being king of Wonderland but I tried. This is my first requested imagine. Thanks for the request anon :))


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It has never been a question if Crane–or any of the Rogues for that matter–have ever considered the age old question “what if?”. They have, perhaps more times than we know. 

But it is often one they consider in their quietest moments, safe from ridicule and under no scrutinization except their own. For in this question lies the potential yet tapped–or opportunities lost. Of yearning for a life perpendicular to the one they chose, the one they now live. 

Regardless, it never does well to dwell on the regrets of life. But to dream of a better life…at times can be noble. But it all depends on if one does anything about it. 

For the Rogues, the possibility of a normal life has never been impossible…just, out of reach. For now, at least.

–Ron