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Goosebumps Title Asks

Welcome to Dead House - Have you ever moved to a new home?
Stay Out of the Basement - Are you hiding anything…?
Monster Blood - How tall are you? Would you change your height if given the chance?
Say Cheese and Die - What is your favorite photo of yourself? Could you share it?
The Curse of the Mummy’s Tomb - Do you believe in curses and bad luck?
Lets Get Invisible - Have you ever wished you could trade places with someone else for a day?
Night of the Living Dummy - Do you constantly try to one-up your siblings? If you don’t have siblings, do you constantly try to one-up other people? 
The Girl Who Cried Monster - Can you recall a time that people did not believe you about something, even though you were telling the truth?
Welcome to Camp Nightmare - What lengths have you gone through to pass a test?
The Ghost Next Door - If you could choose how you were going to die, how would you go and why?
The Haunted Mask - What do you consider to be a “symbol of love” in your life?
Be Careful What You Wish For - If you had three wishes, what would they be?
Piano Lessons can be Murder - Do you have any musical talent? What kind of instrument(s) can you play?
The Werewolf of Fever Swamp - Would you adopt a stray animal? Have you?
You Can’t Scare Me - What is your biggest fear?
One Day at Horrorland - Do you enjoy rides? What is your favorite ride?
Why I’m Afraid of Bees - Do you kill insects or let them outside?
Deep Trouble - Do you like to swim? A pool or the ocean?
The Scarecrow Walks at Midnight - Do you have any bizarre family/close family friends? What do they do that’s so out of the norm?
Go Eat Worms - Have you ever ruined someone else’s hard work?
Ghost Beach - Do you have any unusual hobbies that other people may judge you for?
Phantom of the Auditorium - Have you ever been to or been in a play? What play(s) have you gone to/been to?
Attack of the Mutant - Who is your favorite comic book Super-Villain?
My Hairiest Adventure - How did you react when you reached puberty? How about when you started to grow hair in weird places?
A Night in Terror Tower - Have you ever traveled to another country? Where did you go and what kinds of things did you experience?
The Cuckoo Clock of Doom - If you could go back in time, where would you go and why?
It Came from Beneath the Sink - How often do you compliment others? How often do you insult others?
The Barking Ghost - Are you a dog person or a cat person?
The Horror at Camp Jellyjam - Have you ever tried so hard to win something that you realized wasn’t worth winning in the first place?
Revenge of the Lawn Gnomes - Have you ever been accused of something you never did?
A Shocker on Shock Street - What is your favorite genre of movie? What is your favorite movie of that genre?
The Headless Ghost - Do you enjoy scaring others? Or do you enjoy being scared yourself?
The Abominable Snowman of Pasadena - Do you prefer the cold weather or the hot weather? 
How I got my Shrunken Head - Do you own any rare or bizarre artifacts?
Bad Hare Day - Are you into magic tricks? Can you perform any?
Egg Monsters from Mars - What is your favorite holiday?
The Beast from the East - What is your favorite outdoors game to play?
Ghost Camp - What is your favorite summer-time activity?
How to Kill a Monster - What are you allergic to (if anything at all)?
Legend of the Lost Legend - Have you ever gone treasure-hunting or geocaching? 
Attack of the Jack'O'Lanterns -  What is your favorite Halloween costume (that you’ve worn or seen someone else wear)?
Vampire Breath - Are you forgetful and often misplace important things?
Calling All Creeps - Have you ever received and answered a strange call from an unknown number?
Beware the Snowman - What is your favorite thing to do in the snow? 
How I Learned to Fly - Do you wish to be famous? Do you think being famous would ruin who you are?
Chicken Chicken - Have you ever done something that has caused you to regret it once you received the consequences?
Don’t Go to Sleep - What keeps you up at night?
The Blob that Ate Everyone - What kind of things do you like to write about (if anything at all)?
The Curse of Camp Cold Lake - Do you treat others with the same respect they treat you?
My Best Friend is Invisible - Do you believe in ghosts? Have you ever gone ghost hunting?
The Haunted School - What is your favorite subject in school? What is your least favorite subject?
Werewolf Skin - Do you feel comfortable in your own skin?
I Live in your Basement - Are your parents extremely over-protective or are they under-protective?

katheo-enderheart  asked:

Who else breaks the fourth wall besides Papyrus and Sans? Why would they be able to and no other monsters (sans Flowey) seems to do it as much, if at all?

(undertale spoilers)

There are quite a few monsters other than Papyrus and Sans that break the fourth wall! Because this list is quite long with images and quotes, please take a look under the cut!

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anonymous asked:

The ask box is open!!!! Okay pfffthf Mettaton, Napstablook, and Mad Dummy when their s/o suddenly hugs them and kisses them all over!

Mettaton:

Darling! He’s completely shocked when you do it, that his systems just kind of freeze up for a minute. It takes a moment for it to sink in, & then he just grins at you, sweeping you up in his arms & winding them around you both as he giggles like a schoolgirl. Sweetheart, he adores you & you spoil him!

Napstablook:

You actually scare them so bad that they disappear for a good half hour. Once they come back they’re crying because oh gosh that was such a bad reaction, they should have just stayed with you. You did something so nice & sweet, but they left because it caught them off-guard & they’re really sorry…they understand if you’re mad at them…but they really…liked that…maybe just…warn them next time?

Mad-Dummy:

A few moments of silence followed by INTENSE SCREAMING chased with a few more moments of silence. They’re just trying to process all the information, & then they’re snapping at you for catching them off guard & getting them all worked up & how stupid it all is that they just love you so much–! & then they stop, realize what they said, & slowly just kind of…slide out of the room in complete silence. 

anonymous asked:

Hello dear, I gotta admit that to me, Mick's story felt like a rushed version of a concept they already used for Castiel. This whole thing about coldly following orders, being a 'friendly antagonist', then he starts growing close to the Winchesters, starts doubting what's right and chooses free will over obedience. He even got that Bmol chick to reinforce his training, which reminded me a lot of Naomi. I would love to hear your opinion on this :)

Hey sweetie, I’m afraid I’m going to be annoying again, because yes, I do think that’s how his character was conceived and I agree with people who see Mick as a Cas mirror, but at the same time I’m uncomfortable with it.

To me, Dean’s heart and Dean’s soul were the fundamental part of Cas’ rebellion. His entire arc is a love story. Sure, Cas did rebel before, because he ‘came off the line with a crack in his chassis’ or something, and therefore he sometimes had doubts, and wondered about right and wrong, but we also know those things didn’t last. Cas was (brutally) reprogrammed, and then sent back out in the field. In fact, his superiors’ trust in his capacity to obey orders was such he was even sent on a very important mission: he was the one who rescued Dean from Hell and kept a close watch on the Righteous Man - something that never really made sense to me (did Michael consider himself too important to take a personal interest in Dean? and, in any case, why pick an angel who had caused so much trouble for such a crucial task? was Heaven following some kind of prophecy? or was Cas really their best soldier, despite the fact that at the time they had not one, but two functioning archangels up there?). So, you see, while it wasn’t Dean, exactly, who changed Cas - since, as I said, Cas had rebelled before and he was nurturing a kind of free will withing himself long before meeting Dean - it was Dean who allowed Cas to take that final step and finally break free of his corrupted and blind commanders. As we saw most clearly in the infamous crypt scene, but also in countless other moments, both textual and subtextual, it was touching Dean’s soul that truly made Cas into what he is today. It was Cas’ love for Dean which made everything possible, and it was perhaps Dean’s complicated feelings for Cas (or whatever happened between them in Hell) that made it so that Cas couldn’t be reprogrammed any longer.

Mick’s story doesn’t have any of this. The whole way the BMoL was conceived of is a bit wonky and out of balance, but Mick is particularly wonky and out of balance himself. 

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will they? might they?

anonymous asked:

i loved your coaches headcannons! do you have any more? or just training hc in general?

!! hello thank you i’m glad you liked them!! 

ok so i’m going to shamelessly steal many of these because they are things that Actually Happened from when i used to play Sport/ work at a children’s museum buckle up friends

  • Celestino is late to practice exactly Once. he got his ponytail stuck in his car door before leaving for the rink n spent the next hour frantically treating it with strengthening products just in case he damaged his hair
    • also, based on a conversation with @thecookiemonster77 
    • celestino is always early for practice
    • yuuri n phichit love doing car karaoke, complete with ugly singing and fake accents and as much dancing as they can do with their seatbelts on. even when they get where they’re going, they sit in the car and sing until the song is over
    • so one day celestino is running late
    • he pulls into the rink parking lot and parks next to yuuri’s car
      • celestino: i hope my skaters are inside starting their warm ups like good kids 
      • celestino: *looks to the left to see phichit n yuuri jamming out in the car, singing very passionately to a song that celestino cannot hear*
      • celestino:
      • celestino: i don’t know why i expected anything different
    • (the song was wannabe by the spice girls)
  • one time yuuri and phichit show up to practice without their skates (”they’re in the apartment, we got help up in class, let me just–”) So, celestino makes them wear the gross rental hockey skates and do speed drills with the hockey team in the other rink
    • this backfires because for the next month he gets angry emails from the hockey coaches about how the players are “requesting we move practice to the time slot before yours so they can hang back and watch yuuri and phichit practice”
    • “There’s just something about watching a cute boy hurl his body off the ice and spin at 308 RPM that turns me on.”
    • “Todd, shut up and get back in the crease.” 
    • “Just look at those thighs. 308 revolutions per minute, Jace. That’s, like, super fast.” 
  • Celestino has yuuri demonstrate a triple axel to the Tiny Demons and one of them calls him coach. the rest of them start calling him Coach Yuuri. celestino is so jealous
    • “They’re demons but they’re my demons.”
  • Celestino has a No Swearing policy at the rink (for the Tiny Demons) but instead of a swear jar he has a “1 word, 1 lap” rule. phichit n yuuri find a way around this by searing in thai/japanese
    • “C’mon, Ciao Ciao, teach us some Italian swears!”
    • “So you can continue to use my own rule against me? No thanks. Another lap, kid.”

whoops this turned into a detroit fam thing heh sorry. anyway, some coach things:

  • this might actually be canon (not sure???) but celestino and jj’s parents are really good Frenemies
    • like they’re friends. they’d throw down for each other. But.
    • that being said, he’s actually jj’s godfather
    • coaching jj was an Experience
  • yaKOV FELTSMAN
    • their competitive careers never overlapped but celestino has seen all of yakov’s competition videos because a) his old coach made him and 2) whenever phichit and yuuri make fun of him for his bad late 80s/ early 90s routines he just. points to yakov’s ridiculous 70s career
BTOB: dating Ilhoon would include

▪ will try v v hard to get you to notice him at first
▪ like he’ll try and make himself look smart and hard to get
▪ but he’d only make himself look like a smart ass and a dork smh
▪ he would unintentionally be rude to you or someone else and he’ll kick himself for that bc he only wanted to make a good impression
▪ but you’d be able to see what he’s trying to do and mess with him a little
▪ and the flirting would go back and forth until eventually yall can’t take the tension anymore and someone has to make a move
▪ but it would actually be Changsub who does it bc yall are so annoying when you’re trying to be cute and play hard to get
▪ “yahhh, get a room already. Nobody wants to hear Ilhoon talking about y/n whenever she’s not here. Just ask her out you dummy” *eye roll*
▪ so without even blushing or stuttering a word, he’d ask you to be his and to let him have the pleasure of being your bf
▪ lol and you thought the teasing would stop there
▪ yall can’t be seen together in front of them unless you want to see Sungjae and Eunkwang pretending to suck faces and moaning Ilhoon’s name
▪ but they can’t help it, he talks about you 24/7 and he’s so smitten and it’s so gross and they just wanna have that kinda love but they’re all alone and aw
▪ so you two would be alone often obv
▪ this bookworm will read to you whenever you ask him and he’d be low key excited if you do
▪ bc he loves sharing his love for whatever he’s reading and loves hearing your thoughts about everything
▪ but sometimes you’ll lay down and listen to music as he’s softly stroking your hair and kissing your temple
▪ cuddles with him are the best ofc
▪ he won’t do it often, but when he does, it’s mama bear mode
▪ as in he wraps his whole body around yours and listen to your heartbeat as you lay quietly
▪ dates with him are always fun and exciting bc you’ll never know what’s gonna happen
▪ someone passed out? Someone chasing after you? A clown getting arrested? Who knows with Ilhoon tbh
▪ always needs to have his hands on you somewhere  (doesn’t like skinship my butt lmao)
▪ well ok yeah he might’ve been hesitant at first but later on he’s so cheesy and wants to have his arms around you every chance he gets
▪ honestly fights with him might be very bad, but very rare
▪ as I’ve said before, he won’t care about hurting your feelings at first bc he’s trying to be logical and avoid further arguments
▪ so later he’ll have to do lots of apologizing and give you lots of sweet kisses
▪ he spoils you so much smh
▪ he loves hearing your laugh and will act a fool just to hear it one more time
▪ definitely the jealous type, beware (will try not to show it tho)
▪ like he won’t hesitate to kiss you hella hard or grab you hella close in front of whoever he’s feeling threatened by
▪ his heart will beat so fast when you kiss all over his tattoos and admire them
▪ will jokingly say that he wants to get your name tattooed on him, but he’s low key not joking lmao
▪ he’ll always be your problematic fave 💞

Originally posted by geokkulo

(His smile jfc why you gotta do this smh)

sitting next to you (means stealing your food)

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pairing: Betty/Jughead

summary: They’d think Archie was the one that glued them all together, but Betty and Jughead were connected through food and misfortune.Or the one where Betty and Jughead share food.


“Hey Juggie,” the cheerful voice calls out to him. A six-year-old Betty Cooper is standing behind a small table on her front lawn, with a jar of pink lemonade and plastic cups. “Wanna buy my lemonade?”

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McGee: Tony, what’s going on? Do you have a drinking problem?
Tony: No. No, I just I joined this men’s support group. Meets in the church hall two nights a week.
McGee: You serious?!
Tony: I know, it it doesn’t sound like me, but with the past year, I just wanted to shake things up a little bit.

So Tony is so messed up by his quasi-breakup with Ziva that he is essentially in therapy now.

THINK ABOUT THAT.

Feelings!

SPECIES-SWAPPED KIDS AND TROLLS

The trolls become humans and the humans become trolls! What sort of new lives could they be living now? Find out once you ask them (or not)!

KARKAT: CAN I TOUCH YOUR HORNS?

JOHN: touch me and you die.

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