ask the avengers

anonymous asked:

WHEN CAPTAIN AMERICA THROWS HIS MIGHTY SHIEEEEELD.....

ALL THOSE WHO CHOSE TO OPPOSE HIS SHIELD MUST YIEEEEELD…..

-Tony

Guys, no, please.

-Steve

IF HE’S LED TO A FIGHT OR A DUEL IS DUE

-Clint

THEN THE RED AND THE WHITE AND THE BLUE’LL COME THROUGH! 

-Natasha

WHEN CAPTAIN AMERICA THROWS HIS MIGHTY SHIEEEEELD!!!!! Haha!

–Bucky

Sigh.

-Steve

Happy Thanksgiving from all of us to all of you! Have a safe and wonderful day! Now it’s time for our annual football game. Tony and I are team captains… Who’s team are you on? Avengers, Assemble!

-Steve

Reminder: Never let Steve try to edit photos. They look like crap.

-Tony

10

Supergirl // Captain America

You were meant for more than this, you know.

Bonus:

anonymous asked:

If you all were in lord of the rings what race would you guys want to be

I’d want to be part of the Men, honestly.

-Tony

I’d have to agree with Tony on that one. To be frank, I haven’t finished the books or movies (yet), but I’d kinda just like to stay the same as I already am…

-Steve

Being a dwarf would be cool… there aren’t enough female dwarfs!

-Natasha

Elf. Legolas. Duh.

-Clint

I think Ents are pretty cool.

-Bruce

Band members are human beings, they’re allowed to have shitty days and they are allowed to defend themselves when someone is being rude to them. Please don’t say ‘it’s part of their job’ to take in all the hate and smile like nothing’s wrong because it’s not.
—  Common Fucking Sense

biasousaab  asked:

Favorite actress/actor????

Chris Evans and Sebastian Stan are pretty attractive.

-Natasha

THEY LOOK LIKE US.

-Steve & Bucky

Well I like Scarlett Johansson.

-Bruce

WHAT IS GOING ON WE ALL LOOK LIKE THEM.

-Clint

HELP I’VE FALLEN AND I CAN’T GET UP

THE STONY FEELS FROM THE LAST EPISODE OF AVENGERS ASSEMBLE HAVE SMOTHERED ME

LIKE HOLY CRAP IT WAS THE MOST STONY THING I HAVE SEEN IN A WHILE

JUST LOOK

3 minutes into the episode and we already have Steve and Tony hanging out together

smiling at your secret husband, nothing suspicious about it

walking arm in arm

not Stony enough for you?

it gets better

I present the most Stony moment in the history of the Stony moments

LIKE. WHAT. JUST. HAPPENED

Tony, you could grab him by the belt thingy Steve attaches his shield on but noooooo

holding hands is the superhusbands way to do it

let’s talk battle

Steve, could you BE holding him any closer?!

and this?!

he could had just move away!

nope, Superhusbands go down together

speaking of going down together

save it for after the battle, guys

when you go back to your not shared bedroom and not being secretly married

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gifs from Avengers Assemble s3 ep14