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anonymous asked:

describe your relationship with the other yordles!!

Oh sure!! I’ll try to keep it short and simple! :3

Okay, so tristy! Well for starters, we’re pretty close! She’s been my best friend since the day I got back and one of the very first people to actually talk to me after getting kicked out of my own home. She’s honest and earnest plus she likes to play the “Tough guy” act but really, at the end of the day – when all the guns and army stuff are gone, she knows how to be a soft dork too. Well, not as much as me or Pop but yeah. She’s mostly my confidante, like a sister and the one I’d run to when things just aren’t going my way.

Next is Pop! She lives in demacia so there’s really not much leeway to see her but when I do, oh boy, IT IS A RIOT! We would normally hold sleepovers with tristy and share stuff—pop is a bit of a daze sometimes but she gets her point across just fine. Our relationship, I guess, I would identify as another friend, a distant sister who always knows how to have a good time… and well, she comforts me better than trist but only because she’s (Trist) the voice of reason and she’s the slap I need to snap out of it. Pop is more like – the pillow.

Veigar! — ohhh boy, alright, well for one, I’m very attracted to him. Attracted in a sense that I’m interested. He’s one of the few yordles who actually makes use of magic? Just like me! I feel like there’s much to be learned from Veigar since he surely is a lot powerful but I feel like I could show him a few things too. I want to get closer to him so teasing him and what not is my way of doing it. However, I DO KNOW when to keep my distance. Our relationship? It’s quite unclear really whether he sees me as a friend or not.

GNAR! Ohh boy, another one. Well for one, gnar’s this cheerful little ball of sunshine. He’s surely great when I just want to unwind and stuff but apart from that, he knows how to listen. I feel like, if I can’t come to the girls , I can always go to Gnar. He’s sweet and caring and the lot plus he’s utterly adorable. At least… until he turns into mega gnar but … OH WHAT THE HECK, its also adorable. Right now, me and Gnar are really just close friends.

Teemo? I don’t … get to talk to teemo much and the only time I see him mostly is when he’s off on a mission with trist. Yeah, well… There’s really not much to say other than “He’s strange”. Also, I get this aura around him. Sometimes I feel like he just wants to kill everyone. Or maybe that’s just me? In any case, we’re – not that close really. He’s tristy’s friend and that’s that.

Rumble. ANOTHER ONE OF TRISTANA’S COHORTS. Well this one though.. he’s more of a?… how do I say this? He hangs around. He tries to talk to me and pop every now and then but maybe cos we’re tristana’s friends? I don’t know. Rumble’s also weird. But not teemo weird. He’s funny weird… and I guess he sees me and pop as a friend too. He’ll never miss a chance to show off really. I find it endearing. Trist has some pretty interesting friends.

COrki. Ahhh uncle corki. Oh no, he’s not really my uncle. Bandle city folks just call him that from time to time. I don’t get to see him much mostly cos he’s always away but he did give me a walnut once while I was hiding from an angry mob!

Heimerdinger. Another weird one. I don’t talk to him either. He’s so far away and he barely visits. I never actually seen or met him either. I only hear about him from rumble – mostly mumblings from rumble. He seem to dislike this one. I wonder why.

Ziggs. AHh, another one I hear from rumble. It seems he doesn’t resent this one but I do know he and heimerdinger worked on some stuff together. But overall, I hear tristana talk about him too. I’ve never met him either since he ALSO lives in piltover but I do hear that he visits often and that he’s some sort of MAD GENIUS. Maybe I’ll see him the next time he visits.

Kleeeeed. Lets just say I wondered into his property once and I – surely hope that doesn’t happen again. He’s like the angry grandpa you never invite for thanks giving or something. But overall, his friend skarl was very nice!

If you guys are curious about other specific yordles, do feel free to ask!

yordleassault  asked:

E1 sounds about right ;)

//Yeah pretty much 100% Teemo! I *would* say he’s not a morning person, but he doesn’t like *any* time of day much, so… he’s really just a grouch. 

Aside from that, I figure the mug is probably something Tristana gave him for his birthday. He doesn’t like parties much more than he likes anything else (not that he’d be rude about it, of course, if anything he’d probably pretend to enjoy it while internally writhing in antisocial agony the whole time), so she might’ve thought to give it to him just in passing,which he’d prefer and I bet she wouldn’t mind, since it’d mean getting to chat with him 1 on 1. 

anonymous asked:

What would Veigar have been like if Bandle had rescued him from Noxus? What about Demacia? (veigarthevile)

“Ooooh, a very excellent question, my friend.
I think I will give you this universe as example which would actually answer both your questions:

Veigar was still captured and imprisoned after a deal goes bad in Noxus. However, instead of leaving him for dead, one of his friends who managed to escape, informs the mayor of Bandle City about his capture.

Not wanting to risk getting on bad terms with Noxus, he asks the help of Demacia to cause a prisonbreak, helping both parties by saving both Veigar and any Demacian captives. He asks Teemo to help them out from the shadows and to escort Veigar to safety once located.

Poppy would also be part of the assault, due to her great strength making it easy to break down the prison walls quick and easy, though she wouldn’t be leading the assault.

After breaking down the wall of Veigar’s cell, Teemo would find Veigar in his cell. In this universe, it has only been a couple of weeks that Veigar was imprisoned, so he was still semi-sane compared to the main timeline, but he would still need medical help.

After escorting Veigar back to Bandit City, he would be re-united with his friends and there was even a decent sized party to celebrate Veigar’s rescue, with Teemo and Poppy ofcourse there as thanks for saving him. After receiving some help regaining his health, he decides to settle down, having seen more than enough adventure, and get married with a lovely yordle girl and become a hat tailor, becoming quite famous in Bandle City and around Runeterria for some of the best and fashionable hats for both Yordles and humans.

He would still be good friends with Teemo and Poppy, occasionally visiting Demacia to see her and to see the bit safer side of the world.

So there you have it. If Veigar was saved, instead of becoming a vengful master of evil, he would had become a fashion hat tailor and living a long and happy life with a wife and even kids eventually.

But that’s just one of a near infinite amount of universes out there, so take it as you will.”


“With you, little one? Of course. As for others… I’m afraid I can’t say the same. I’d love to get along with everyone outside of the League, truly, but there’s some you just can’t seem to mesh with. It’s not always your fault and it’s not always theirs; we all come from vastly different walks of life, and being so many of us champions, its no surprise we won’t be friends with everyone after all.”