ask shadow the hedgehog

Just a couple?

Well…


“I’ll go and ask Rouge. Wouldn’t want to go on a wild goose chase for nothing.”


“Let’s go bungee jumping, lads.”


He didn’t even give them a chance to react to the invasion. The Black Arms showed up for ten seconds and that was it, he was already certain. What a prick.


QUALITY LOGIC.


This is a serious game.


“Why do I still look like a Dreamcast model…?”


“So if the wife and kids ask why I don’t have a photo of them on my desk, I’ll have a great excuse.”


That sunset looks radioactive.


I dunno Doom, he looks pretty alive to me, eyes open and all.


“Wish… upon a… star…”


This makes up the entirety of a single cutscene.


The real face of terror.


“Thank god for that then, for a moment I was worried we wouldn’t be able to completely trivialize the threat the villain handed out just there.”


“don’t worry guys it’s only pretend, it’s just a toy gun lol”


“Therefore I joined the organization who actually did it.”


“Why am I in this fucking game.”


“Yo.”


Doom’s ten packs a day habit finally catches up with him.


“I just came to terms with the overall quality of my game, of course I’m troubled.”


But Shadow already remembered this part…? We saw it in the intro…?


The real face of sorrow.


“And I’ll get my revenge on that fucking wank!”


“You pop over to Tesco’s, and I’ll meet you back outside the M&S.”


“Oh shit, what do I do. I genuinely wasn’t expecting him to say that.”


“That’s why I’ve been following everyone else’s orders throughout this journey.”


And I bet no one expected the Ultimate Lifeform to talk like a swinger.


Black Doom represent.


“I don’t recall having any presence on the PS1!”


Completely unnecessary.


"Haha, that black hedgehog died, what a loser. Wouldn’t want to be him.”


This is a spinoff of the Sonic the Hedgehog franchise released in 2005 for the PlayStation 2, X-Box, and Nintendo GameCube.


“Steal my kill again and I’ll use your corpse as a surfboard, you angst-ridden penis.”


“Sure, if we don’t get killed during this invasion first.”


The wrath of the Black Arms comes with no debris, apparently. Or maybe that road that was clearly torn up by Black Bull’s entrance was made with magic or something.


There it is! There’s the line!


The Tornado just gave up.


“In my defense, I never claimed to work at I.T.”


Even he’s wondering if we really have to listen to this shit again.


“Oh shit, what do I do. I genuinely wasn’t expecting him to say that.”


“I’m taking up English lessons, so I guess that means I’m taking them too!”


How meta.


Quick reminder that this is still indeed a spinoff of the Sonic the Hedgehog franchise released in 2005, for the PlayStation 2, X-Box, and Nintendo GameCube.


I would have thought the giant Mola Ram-looking alien floating in the same room would have been the turning point in successfully getting this kid to shit himself.


“Uh, actually, the Space Colony A.R.K. was merely shut down, not destroyed.” *nerdy laugh*


“Well you’ve been doing a shit job at it so far.”


“OOOOHHHH SHIT, OH SHIT, OH SHIT-”


…What’s funny about that?


Really going for gold there, Shadow.


“I’ll just be here if you need me.”


Even Shadow doesn’t know.


How did he get in that room to begin with? Did he have to float in sideways so his horns didn’t get stuck?


“I said I wanted to do Musical Chairs for my party, you idiots.”


“Hope I don’t have to deal with an even worse villain in the next game.”


“Maria, get your fucking face checked. You look like a dead body in a Vincent Price movie.”


A true clash of titans.


“I’ll have the last laugh when I literally conquer the world in twelve years time.”


“I agree, let’s pay tribute to someone who tried to kill us once.”

Send me a food to tell me which Sonic character I'm like most

🍔 = Sonic
🍦= Tails
🍇 = Knuckles
🍫 = Amy Rose
🍰 = Cream
🍭 = Charmy
🍱 = Espio
🍕 = Vector
🐟 = Big
🍸 = Rouge
☕️ = Shadow
🍎 = Cosmo
🍳 = Eggman

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Anonymous asked:What are your thoughts on Shadilver and Sonilver?

Just as comic portrayed :) I believe that Silver is actually not that fond of Shadow and admire Sonic more. Don’t have much thoughts on these 2 ships for now…they’re not weird tho, and still cute :D

(Sorry but I like Sonadow more :’D)

anonymous asked:

What is the difference between canon and fanon Sonic?

Canon Sonic: “Hey, I’m Sonic the Hedgehog! I’m the fastest thing alive! Feel free to hang out if you want, so long as you’re not looking for trouble!”

Fanon Sonic: “~I hope Shadow-senpai will notice me~”

Of course, there are notable differences with various other characters…

Canon Amy: “I love Sonic so much, because of who he is! So I’m gonna better myself so that I can earn his respect!”

Fanon Amy: “SONIC MARRY ME OR I’LL FUCKING KILL YOU”

Canon Tails: “I’ll do my best, Sonic!”

Fanon Tails: “~CRAWLING IN MY SKIN, THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEAL~”

Canon Shadow: “Hmph.”

Fanon Shadow: “~Mmm~”

Canon Sally: “Of course Amy and I are friends. :)”

Fanon Sally: *twirls moustache as she sabotages Amy’s date*

Canon Robotnik: *is alive*

Fanon Robotnik: *is not alive*

anonymous asked:

If Sonic characters had tumblr?

Sonic would only post now and then, but when he does, he delivers a lot of posts in the one go, whether it be photos of what he’s seen, or answering any queries his fans send his way. His username is @therealsonicthehedgehog

Tails would have a very well-organised and detailed blog about his inventions, and maybe some photos of the sights he sees like with Sonic. His username is @flyinghigh

When she’s not openly gushing over Sonic, Amy would dedicate her posts to a variety of things, such as cooking and fashion lessons. Her username is @aroseforyourthoughts

Cream wouldn’t make that many of her own posts (not initially anyway) due to nervousness, but she would always reblog many of Amy and Tails’ posts, complimenting them every time. Her username is @it’sjustcream

Knuckles would set up a blog about how to set up effective traps. His spelling and grammar is not the best for obvious reasons, but it gets the job done. Sonic occasionally reblogs his posts just to joke about how he could easily escape the trap. His username is @thehardknuxlife

Robotnik would spend almost all of his time sending spambots Sonic’s way. His username is @kingoftheworld

Shadow would barely post anything, except for maybe a few journal entries about his training. His username is @eh

Rouge generally enjoys showing off her diamonds and jewels, but she also gives some fashion tips of her own (much to Amy’s chagrin), and sometimes she takes a few photos with Shadow and Omega when they can be bothered to tolerate it. Her username is @flyinginthefreedom

Blaze would take a bit of time getting used to having a blog, but eventually she would settle down and converse a lot with Sonic and Cream. Her username is @poweroftheflames

Zazz just reblogs everything and adds “lol”. His username is @nodisrespectingme

Metal Sonic doesn’t have his own blog, but he once hacked Sonic’s blog and used it to purposefully send links that lead to viruses. During this period, the blog was briefly renamed @theREALsonicthehedgehog. Robotnik said he was an absolute legend.

anonymous asked:

You might have answered this before (I can't search your blog on mobile), but top 10 favorite quotes from the Sonic franchise?

I’ll do a top 15 :P

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“Merlina…every world has it’s end. I know that’s kinda sad but that’s why we’ve got to live life to the fullest in the time we have. At least…that’s what I figure”

- Sonic the Hedgehog, Sonic and the Black Knight

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“Do I need a reason to help out a friend?”

- Sonic the Werehog, Sonic Unleashed/Sonic World Adventure

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“I will burn your world you rebellious scum! I will destroy everything you hold dear and make you watch!”

- Dr Eggman, Sonic Lost World.

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“Someday…if this world finally knows true peace…if this world no longer needs weapons or wars…if we can make this world a truly peaceful place when we’re older….if we can make a world where there’s only laughter…do you think we’ll be able to play with Emerl again?”

- Miles “Tails” Prower, Sonic Battle.

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“Your skill at self-aggrandizement is unparalleled”

- Orbot/SA-55, Sonic Unleashed/Sonic World Adventure.

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“I think it had a better chance when it was on the wall”

- Sonic the Hedgehog, Sonic and the Black Knight.

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“If it’s about a date, it’ll hafta wait”

- Amy Rose, Sonic Heroes.

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“What? Do you have the right to claim the side of justice when you can’t see evil for what it is?”

- Caliburn/Excalibur, Sonic and the Black Knight.

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“Just letting Knuckles pilot the shuttle on the way over here was more dangerous than you could ever be”

- Sonic the Hedgehog, Sonic Adventure 2.

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“If the world chooses to become my enemy, I will fight like I always have!”

- Shadow the Hedgehog, SONIC 2006.

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“Enough of that rat stuff! Seriously! I’m a Hedgehog! HEDGE-HOG!”

“I told you! I’m NOT a rat! I’m a Hedgehog!”

“Who was it that kept calling me a rat again?”

- Sonic the Hedgehog, Sonic Storybook series.

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“Even if you believe everyone in the world is against you, know that I’ll always remain by your side. Remember that.”

- Rouge the Bat, SONIC 2006.

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“Only the reaper wins in the end”

- Zor, Sonic Lost World.

Crusher’s Sonic Intelligence Tier List

Lately I’ve been making up my own tier list in regards to how intelligent the Sonic cast is, as it’s an interesting thing to think about in my opinion. So now that it’s done, I’m gonna show my list to you guys and see what you think. Obviously not every character in the game universe is listed since that would take forever, and there were a few other characters who I wasn’t sure about.

What do you agree on? What do you disagree on? Or do you have your own intelligence tier list you would like to share? All responses are welcome. :)

GENIUS TIER
Robotnik - Obviously.

Gerald - I realise that Ivo himself considered Gerald to be the greatest mind there ever was at the time of Adventure 2, and yeah, I can see why. However, I think the doctor’s own achievements - and the sheer amount of said achievements - have surpassed his grandaddy’s by THIS point in the series at least. (Also, Gerald’s dead, so it doesn’t matter either way.) All the same, Gerald was a very gifted man to have created a lifeform like Shadow, as well as other accomplishments like the Artificial Chaos and the Space Colony A.R.K. Especially when you remember that he lived during a time in which the world as a whole was much less advanced.

Tails - How many kids do you know who can create different types of highly advanced contraptions and vehicles like it’s nothing? Let alone fake Chaos Emeralds?

VERY HIGH TIER
Wave
- Her engineering prowess speaks for itself.

Rouge - Comes with the job. An expert in infiltration and hacking, a master of deception, and an expert treasure hunter. Given how she explained Soleanna’s monarchy system to Shadow at the drop of a hat, that would also indicate she’s well read and capable of remembering a large amount of info.

Blaze - More to do with implication, but she did once ask Tails if he can build a device that scans and analyses plasma and electromagnetic signals, in a tone that implied she knew what she was talking about.

HIGH TIER
Sonic - Being able to avoid obstacles and fellow citizens with no issue at such insane speeds would imply that Sonic has a sharp mind and thought process. He’s also been shown on numerous occasions to adapt very quickly to unfamiliar situations, and his advice is usually profound in it’s simplicity.

Shadow - He doesn’t always have it right, but most of the time he’ll figure out what’s going on pretty quickly. And since the Black Arms incident, he’s also been wise to villainous trickery.

Erazor - Played his cards right from start to finish. Didn’t really make any especially stupid decisions, and made great use of what he had to work with.

Metal Sonic - Another one born out of implication, but given how he was created to be a match for Sonic in every way, I would assume Metal is just as clever as the real deal. He was pretty sharp in the OVA at least.

Merlina - She managed to keep Sonic distracted from her plan for long enough, all the while doing a competent job at portraying herself as a helpless bystander.

Zavok - He had a simple plan, but it was an effective one. He was also good at rolling with the punches whenever things didn’t go his way. Definitely the most intelligent of the Deadly Six. (Aside from maybe Master Zik, but that’s up for debate.)

Vector - Despite his occasionally bumbling attitude, he’s still the brains of the Chaotix at the end of the day, and his deduction skills have proven to be accurate most of the time. (Note how he correctly guessed that someone was pulling the Time Eater’s strings.)

AVERAGE TIER
Knuckles
- He may be incredibly gullible, but he also knows a lot about ancient history, and like Rouge, he’s a very skilled treasure hunter.

Espio - Maybe he should be higher, but we haven’t seen much to know for sure…

Amy - Can be ditzy at times, but generally has a good amount of common sense, and despite the lack of focus on it, her skill with tarot cards would add further evidence to her being far from stupid.

Marine - She was able to create a decent ship in spite of her boisterous personality.

Cream - Naturally her youthful innocence makes her a little naive, but she’s still prone to surprising moments of insightfulness.

Big - Some fans might think he should be lower, but one of the themes with Big is that he’s simple, not dumb (something Bioware clearly forgot, despite hyping their Big up as being more intelligent than SEGA’s Big). And given how we’ve seen him do things like piloting the Tornado - a plane he was unfamiliar with - without any obvious trouble, he may be more on-the-ball than most fans give him credit for.

LOW TIER
Jet
- He probably isn’t that stupid overall, but aside from his legitimate hoverboard skills, his arrogance makes him out to be a bit of a fool more often than not. Usually more bark than bite.

Silver - Despite his incredible powers and competence with using said powers, he’s proven to be very foolish, and doesn’t often plan things out that well.

Charmy - He has to be somewhat competent to still be working with the Chaotix, but he’s generally an airhead.

VERY LOW TIER
Storm - Clueless individual in general. Mostly a yes-man through and through.

INCOMPETENT SWINE TIER
Mephiles
- Total muppet.