Sonic would only post now and then, but when he does, he delivers a lot of posts in the one go, whether it be photos of what he’s seen, or answering any queries his fans send his way. His username is @therealsonicthehedgehog
Tails would have a very well-organised and detailed blog about his inventions, and maybe some photos of the sights he sees like with Sonic. His username is @flyinghigh
When she’s not openly gushing over Sonic, Amy would dedicate her posts to a variety of things, such as cooking and fashion lessons. Her username is @aroseforyourthoughts
Cream wouldn’t make that many of her own posts (not initially anyway) due to nervousness, but she would always reblog many of Amy and Tails’ posts, complimenting them every time. Her username is @it’sjustcream
Knuckles would set up a blog about how to set up effective traps. His spelling and grammar is not the best for obvious reasons, but it gets the job done. Sonic occasionally reblogs his posts just to joke about how he could easily escape the trap. His username is @thehardknuxlife
Robotnik would spend almost all of his time sending spambots Sonic’s way. His username is @kingoftheworld
Shadow would barely post anything, except for maybe a few journal entries about his training. His username is @eh
Rouge generally enjoys showing off her diamonds and jewels, but she also gives some fashion tips of her own (much to Amy’s chagrin), and sometimes she takes a few photos with Shadow and Omega when they can be bothered to tolerate it. Her username is @flyinginthefreedom
Blaze would take a bit of time getting used to having a blog, but eventually she would settle down and converse a lot with Sonic and Cream. Her username is @poweroftheflames
Zazz just reblogs everything and adds “lol”. His username is @nodisrespectingme
Metal Sonic doesn’t have his own blog, but he once hacked Sonic’s blog and used it to purposefully send links that lead to viruses. During this period, the blog was briefly renamed @theREALsonicthehedgehog. Robotnik said he was an absolute legend.
Lately I’ve been making up my own tier list in regards to how intelligent the Sonic cast is, as it’s an interesting thing to think about in my opinion. So now that it’s done, I’m gonna show my list to you guys and see what you think. Obviously not every character in the game universe is listed since that would take forever, and there were a few other characters who I wasn’t sure about.
What do you agree on? What do you disagree on? Or do you have your own intelligence tier list you would like to share? All responses are welcome. :)
GENIUS TIER Robotnik - Obviously.
Gerald - I realise that Ivo himself considered Gerald to be the greatest mind there ever was at the time of Adventure 2, and yeah, I can see why. However, I think the doctor’s own achievements - and the sheer amount of said achievements - have surpassed his grandaddy’s by THIS point in the series at least. (Also, Gerald’s dead, so it doesn’t matter either way.) All the same, Gerald was a very gifted man to have created a lifeform like Shadow, as well as other accomplishments like the Artificial Chaos and the Space Colony A.R.K. Especially when you remember that he lived during a time in which the world as a whole was much less advanced.
Tails - How many kids do you know who can create different types of highly advanced contraptions and vehicles like it’s nothing? Let alone fake Chaos Emeralds?
VERY HIGH TIER Wave - Her engineering prowess speaks for itself.
Rouge - Comes with the job. An expert in infiltration and hacking, a master of deception, and an expert treasure hunter. Given how she explained Soleanna’s monarchy system to Shadow at the drop of a hat, that would also indicate she’s well read and capable of remembering a large amount of info.
Blaze - More to do with implication, but she did once ask Tails if he can build a device that scans and analyses plasma and electromagnetic signals, in a tone that implied she knew what she was talking about.
HIGH TIER Sonic - Being able to avoid obstacles and fellow citizens with no issue at such insane speeds would imply that Sonic has a sharp mind and thought process. He’s also been shown on numerous occasions to adapt very quickly to unfamiliar situations, and his advice is usually profound in it’s simplicity.
Shadow - He doesn’t always have it right, but most of the time he’ll figure out what’s going on pretty quickly. And since the Black Arms incident, he’s also been wise to villainous trickery.
Erazor - Played his cards right from start to finish. Didn’t really make any especially stupid decisions, and made great use of what he had to work with.
Metal Sonic - Another one born out of implication, but given how he was created to be a match for Sonic in every way, I would assume Metal is just as clever as the real deal. He was pretty sharp in the OVA at least.
Merlina - She managed to keep Sonic distracted from her plan for long enough, all the while doing a competent job at portraying herself as a helpless bystander.
Zavok - He had a simple plan, but it was an effective one. He was also good at rolling with the punches whenever things didn’t go his way. Definitely the most intelligent of the Deadly Six. (Aside from maybe Master Zik, but that’s up for debate.)
Vector - Despite his occasionally bumbling attitude, he’s still the brains of the Chaotix at the end of the day, and his deduction skills have proven to be accurate most of the time. (Note how he correctly guessed that someone was pulling the Time Eater’s strings.)
AVERAGE TIER Knuckles - He may be incredibly gullible, but he also knows a lot about ancient history, and like Rouge, he’s a very skilled treasure hunter.
Espio - Maybe he should be higher, but we haven’t seen much to know for sure…
Amy - Can be ditzy at times, but generally has a good amount of common sense, and despite the lack of focus on it, her skill with tarot cards would add further evidence to her being far from stupid.
Marine - She was able to create a decent ship in spite of her boisterous personality.
Cream - Naturally her youthful innocence makes her a little naive, but she’s still prone to surprising moments of insightfulness.
Big - Some fans might think he should be lower, but one of the themes with Big is that he’s simple, not dumb (something Bioware clearly forgot, despite hyping their Big up as being more intelligent than SEGA’s Big). And given how we’ve seen him do things like piloting the Tornado - a plane he was unfamiliar with - without any obvious trouble, he may be more on-the-ball than most fans give him credit for.
LOW TIER Jet - He probably isn’t that stupid overall, but aside from his legitimate hoverboard skills, his arrogance makes him out to be a bit of a fool more often than not. Usually more bark than bite.
Silver - Despite his incredible powers and competence with using said powers, he’s proven to be very foolish, and doesn’t often plan things out that well.
Charmy - He has to be somewhat competent to still be working with the Chaotix, but he’s generally an airhead.
VERY LOW TIER Storm - Clueless individual in general. Mostly a yes-man through and through.
Can you give us an example of platonic Sonadow? the ship sounds adorable
Well, I was thinking along the lines of an extremely close friendship, a connection that is very deep.
Like, once Sonic is clued in to Shadow’s past, he gains a whole new understanding on why he is the way he is. Which would result in him not jesting at him for his solemn and very serious demeanor due to the tragic circumstances that evoked it. For which Shadow warms to him more over next to naturally respecting Sonic for his compassion (It even reminds him of how he used to be with Maria and Gerald before the incident. Which sort of has the effect of warming to him even more in a way) and although he’d never admit it due to being uppity about his own status as the ULF, his strength.
So in an effort to make Shadow see the brighter side of things, they’d travel together or something partly in an effort for Sonic to share something that makes him happy and that there are things to live for than just his determination to serve Maria’s last wish. Well it’d be some effort to get Shadow to at least like something (His SONIC CHANNEL profile even states that he doesn’t have a favorite thing believe it or not)
If Shadow accepted that, it’d just serve to make them closer as friends.
Gah! Now I want to write a fanfic based on this premise!