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anonymous asked:

How much do you hate roystache

Roy:

Me:

6

Bonus-

He’s the only one that got an invitation like that >:}

Look @angel-with-a-pipette I finally did the thing we talked about forever ago. Hope I did it justice >.<

my name Hayat
i am gud dog
i have pups seen
in shows epilog

i fight valient
against humunculi
so dat mistress
does not die

my mistres gret
and so is her boy
but she cannot kis him
so instead i lik the Roi

anonymous asked:

Would you be down for Riza with a side braid/waterfall braid with her hair down around her shoulders? I loved your half-ponytail drawing so much ^_^ bonus points for a scrib of Roy teaching her how to braid

About an hour earlier:

You KNOW I had to get some bonus points nyahahaha 

roy-mustbangbang  asked:

Royaiii and 27!

Royai - “I’m Pregnant”

“Before you kill me,” Riza says grimly, gingerly wiping her bleeding lip.  “Please just let me tell the Colonel something.  One last thing…please.”

Roy stiffens from where he is also bound to a chair, just across from Riza.  The slimy-looking man who had captured them makes a show of lightly stroking his chin in thought before saying, “you have one sentence.”

Roy feels a coil of apprehension settle in his gut.  His team was supposed to have been here by now, this entire mission was supposed to have been in their control.  But right now, he and Riza sit in this musty warehouse, bleeding, bruised, and seemingly about to die.

He lifts his gaze to meet Riza’s, and finds comfort in her warm brown eyes.  She gives him a look, one that he knows means trust me, before opening her mouth.

And nothing could’ve ever prepared him for what came out of her mouth next.

“I’m pregnant.”

Roy feels his jaw slacken, his eyes widen, and his entire posture slump.  That didn’t make any sense…his pain-glazed mind thinks hard for a moment before it clicks.

Just then, just under the satisfied and repulsive laughter of their captor, who is saying something about the irony of that sentence, or whatever, Roy can hear the faint sound of metal scratching within the lock.

Seconds later, the rest of his team bursts in, Havoc quickly using the butt of his gun to knock out the men as he approaches the leader, who he tells to step away from his superior officers, and put down his knife.

Within seconds, Fuery has untied Riza, who quickly comes over to him to untie his own ropes.

“Are you okay, Colonel?” She asks.

“Fine,” He replies.  “But what you said, Lieutenant?”

“The code-word, for when the guards were closest to the door.”

Roy can’t help the smile that’s spreading on his face.

“Havoc was outside for the past little bit, then?”

She nods in confirmation.

“But why that?” He gently grasps her wrist as she finishes undoing the knot, keeping her in front of him.

“Because it needed to be something noticeable from everything else, something that is entirely unexpected…”

“Not ‘I love you,’?” Roy whispers.

He watches as a quick shadow of embarrassment crosses her face before she meets his gaze.

“Havoc think that’s too reasonable,” she laughs quietly.  “He said we’re too obvious, that that would be expected.”

Oh.

Roy smiles softly and squeezes her hands.  Riza looks back to him and shoots back a quiet quirk of her own lips.

“Well, I’m glad you’re alright, Lieutenant,” he says, bending forwards to press a brief kiss to the corner of her lips, where a quick flick of a knife had caught her just slightly hours before.

“You too, Colonel.”

Too obvious, huh, Roy thinks as he watches Riza cross to where Havoc stands.

As much as he hates to admit it, but maybe the chain-smoking Lieutenant had a good point.

As you can tell from the quality, I guess you could say art block has me burned out :’D (lol get it? Burned? Like toast? XD hahaha help me)

*throws this into the void and curls up in shame in her corner of Shay’s breadbox until Royai week*

Bonus:

The thing with Roy and Riza is that they don’t have to get sexual, romantic, or even touch each other at all, for it to be clear they have chosen each other as partners in a common goal for a long term, possibly for life. In this partnership there’s trust, respect, communication, affection, and even need.

This much is established in the series. So, does the fact that there’s no conventional sign of courtship make this ship any less canon?

dylanyonah  asked:

What would you think would be Roy and Riza's, Ed and Winry's, Al and May's, and Ling and Lan Fan's favorite sweet movie to watch for a romantic evening in their home?

Roy & Riza:

The Princess Bride

Originally posted by estrangedlestrange

you can thank @theysangastheyslew for this headcanon 

Ed & Winry:

Westside Story

Originally posted by jacquesdemys

Ed wants to watch Shakespeare but Winry hates the ‘speaking in poetry’ crap. 

Al & May:

Tangled 

Originally posted by once-upon-a-time-in-arendel-blog

Little disney loving dorks. 

Ling & LanFan:

Originally posted by maneljavier

Originally posted by dario-lucio

Be honest….these two love fight movies. 

anonymous asked:

For that drabble thing, could you write royai #6? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

HELLO YES THIS WAS SO MUCH FUN TO WRITE HOLY COW THANK YOU

6 - “Is there a reason you’re naked in my bed?”

After an incredibly long, tiring, and particularly testing day at work, Riza couldn’t be more excited at the prospect of a hot shower, a large mug of her favorite tea, and a few chapters of that new romance novel that Rebecca had sent from East City.  The perfect evening.

So, Riza was understandably frustrated, and sure, shocked, when she, after greeting Black Hayate and taking off her uniform jacket, walked into her bedroom to find it already occupied.

Possessing a composure she wouldn’t have ever expected herself to have in this scenario, Riza simply sighs, dragging a tired hand over her face before she looks her superior officer straight in the eyes.

“Colonel,  is there a reason you’re naked in my bed?”

Roy Mustang has the grace to look embarrassed, and Riza fights down a laugh at the extreme uncertainty that paints his features.

He clears his throat before addressing her.  “Ah - Lieutenant…”

She watches him with raised eyebrows, a sign of her growing impatience.

“I uh…” he swallows.  “I lost a bet, with the men.”

“Mhmmm, and what exactly was that bet, sir?”  Riza thinks back to the team’s poorly-concealed laughter and whispering during the day - something that had driven her patience extremely thin, and suddenly can see the pieces clicking into place.

“Breda said that he didn’t think I could finish all of my paperwork for today and tomorrow in the time from lunch to the end of the day,” Roy supplies, tugging her thin sheets further up on his bare chest.  Riza focuses her eyes on his face, not on where his legs from toes to mid-thigh lay exposed on her mattress.

“I said I could, and then Havoc made it a bet, and the losing side was to…well…be lying naked in your bed when you arrived home.”

Riza thinks to the way that Roy had left the office, right at the 0600 mark (not unusual), but with a flushed face and a half-hearted excuse of having to get home for something.  Fuery’s bright red face, paired with an impish grin, made a lot more sense now.

“I see…” Riza replies.

Roy nods sheepishly.

“I did really think I could do it, Hawkeye,” he continues.  “Finish the paperwork, that is.”

He scowls before continuing.

“But Havoc and Breda got Falman to hide half of today’s in your desk while we were at that meeting with Grumman.  You were delivering today’s paperwork to Sheska when Havoc went and opened your desk, took out the few reports, maybe three, and said that I’d lost.”

Riza fights down a laugh at her teammates antics, but refrains, Roy is already thoroughly embarrassed.

Shrugging, Roy says, “so here I am.”

“And how long do you stay here?” Riza asks.

Roy’s face reddens and Riza suddenly fears the worst.

“The night.”

Sighing, she crosses over to where Roy’s civilian clothes lay on the ground beside her bed.  She picks them up, and holds the bundle towards him.

“All due respect, sir,” she says as he takes them.  “Get the hell out of my bed.”

Roy nods quickly, and goes to stand, prompting Riza to quickly shut her eyes.

She hears him pause in the doorway.  “Couch?” He asks.

“Couch,” she says sharply.  Riza waits until she hears the quiet pads of his bare feet retreat into her living room, before plopping down onto her bed, pinching the bridge of her nose in frustration.

There would be no Friday bar-night tomorrow for the men, oh no.  Instead, they would be finishing paperwork for through the coming Tuesday.  That would teach them to ever do something like this again.

So much for that perfect evening.

anonymous asked:

Case in favor of fictional superior/subordinate relationships: Roy and Riza from FMA, my #1 OTP. ;-;

yE SSSS PER f ECT EXAMPLE!!!!

But see, this is exactly what I mean: Riza and Roy not only knew each other before they developed a professional relationship (making them peers), said relationship is clearly not one where Roy has all the power.  He is her superior, yes, but she has ZERO qualms about calling him out on his bullshit when it’s warranted.  

Even better: he wants her to.

1000/10 ship, would reccomend over and over again.  Perfect example of Superior/Subordinate ship done right (small wonder; is there anything FMA  didn’t get right?).

A+++ taste, anon.

anonymous asked:

rOYAI

Who’s the werewolf and who’s the hunter

Roy’s the werewolf and Riza’s the hunter

Who’s the mermaid and who’s the fisherman

Riza is the mermaid and Roy is the fisherman

Who’s the witch and who’s the familiar

Roy is the warlock and Riza is the hawk familiar 

Who’s the barista and who’s the coffee addict

Riza’s the barista and Roy’s the coffee addict

Who’s the knight and who’s the prince(ss)

Roy is the king prince and Riza is the knight

Who’s the teacher and who’s the single parent

Roy is the teacher and Riza is the single parent

Who’s the writer and who’s the editor

Roy’s the writer and Riza’s the editor

Thank you, nONNY!!

mossypawprints  asked:

Hey, just dropping by to say that your art is out of this world! <3 I can't stop looking at that beautiful coloured piece where you drew them as fuhrer and first lady. Thank you for creating such perfect Royai content and please keep being awesome! :)

No, thank you for being so nice! I just can’t with these messages! They just make me so happy. 

In fact, for being so nice, I’ll reward you with the doodles I did after I drew that piece you mentioned :D

Now aren’t you glad our first lady’s around to make these VERY important decisions? 

maikamaika  asked:

Riza (for the headcanon thing) :)

Send me a character/ship and you’ll get 4 different types of headcanons

I know I’ve already done Riza, but she is my wife, and I am always up for talking about her, so take even more Riza headcanons :)

Realistic: During her time at the academy, it was very difficult to keep her flame alchemy tattoo a secret, especially since the cadets had to run wearing t shirts and things like that. Riza always wore her button up shirts and she got so hot. And she also had to wait to shower until the middle of the night when nobody else would be in the bathrooms to possibly see her. The only person who ever saw her tattoo was Rebecca once, when she walked in on Riza changing in their shared dorm room. She promised not to tell anyone, and though Rebecca later began having suspicions that it was a flame alchemy circle on Riza’s back, she never pried or put Riza on the spot and asked her about the obvious secret

Hilarious: Riza was once looking over some documents Roy had signed, and made the joke that his handwriting made his signature look like it was actually “Ron Mustard”. She never really lets the joke go, and the whole team always laughs at Ron when he pouts about it. 

Heart-Crushing: Female snipers, and female soldiers in general were rare in Ishval. Alongside having practically no female companionship throughout the war, because she was a woman, Riza had to face issues such as her tent being on the far end of the row, more prone to attacks from Ishvalans just entering the camp. Ishvalans attempting to kill her sometimes wandered into her tent and attempted to murder her in her sleep, and at times, desperate, depraved men would also wander into her tent and attempt to assault her in a different way. Riza managed to fight them all off, some of the time using a bullet to the head, but the whole experience of never being able to sleep peacefully, and sometimes having to wake up in a panic due to surprise attacks permanently messed up her ability to sleep peacefully, especially with another person. On more than one occasion, when she had fallen asleep cuddling with Roy, she later woke up screaming in a panic, and pushed him off the bed thinking she was still in a war zone, and using the reflexes she developed there. She feels terrible for pushing and kicking and kicking Roy off the bed, and even though he reassures her that he knows she doesn’t mean to, it still pains her to know that she’s hurting him, and that when they sleep together in one bed, her nightmares and flashbacks only worsen. It takes years and years before she begins getting better, and for many of those years, Riza told Roy that he needs to stop sleeping withe her because she’s a danger to him and herself. Her isolation in some ways made her feel better, but in many, it made her feel so much worse.

Canon sucks: Riza often invites the Elric brothers over to have dinner at her apartment, and she makes sure Edward gets good, nutritious meals that he may many times miss during his travels. And she always makes sure to write down the recipes of especially good food to give to Alphonse for when he gets his body back. A few months after the Elrics return to Resembool, they invite Riza over, and she sees that they’ve made a lot of her recipes by themselves and they all have a fantastic dinner that’s magical for all of them. Also, due to this tradition of dining with the Elrics, Riza ends up telling them both about Ishval at the second time instead of having Al hear about it secondhand.

10

Round 1 complete! Round 2 should be done either next week or the following one :) 

  @the-flame-and-hawks-eye @pannanti @angel-with-a-pipette@goldenrose101

#17- Masquerade (aka the time Roy wore a mask that Riza actually liked)

#10-Fantasy Tolkien AU (Me? First Age trash? Naahh)

#11-Disney Couple (101 Shibas,anyone?)

#12-Broadway Couple (Von Trapp Family..Alchemists?)

#5- Prom/Formal  (I never went to prom but I’m sure if they did they would totally win)

anonymous asked:

Hi! I am a newbie in the fma fandom and I just wanted recommendations for blogs to follow? I'm sorry if I'm bothering you but you seem pretty nice whenever I see you on my dash so I tried to gather my courage and ask. I hope it's no trouble

You’re not bothering me at all and it’s definitely no trouble! 

Here’s most of the blogs I follow for FMA. A lot of them are mixed-fandom but most people have it in their description if they post only/mostly FMA. I vetted it a little bit and tried to only put people who have been active in the last two weeks. Also, these are in order chronologically based on when I followed, so it’s not a reflection on whose blog I like most/least. I hope this helps!

Follow forever blogs (people I interact with/whose blogs I really love):

@itstheendandweareallfallingup / @thestaffofra / @queen-elenya-hawk who also owns @doyouevenhavetoask / @themusicalbookworm who also owns @the-musical-alchemist / @fullmetallizard / @ladynorbert / @jouissezduprintemps / @lonepiper5758 / @queenxolivier / @wrongnote / @mostlyrizatbh / @gomboc123 / @thesilentwatcher / @didsomeonesayroyai / @ishvallas who also owns @rizaandthehawkeyes / @roy-mustbangbang / @haganenobeato / @ladywiltshire / @waddiwasiwitch / @nerbert / @liberty-flight / @mellorad / @a-heart-made-forever-fullmetal / @fullmetal-fitblr / @xennariel who also owns @mustangtaisa / @purplemaple-xoxo / @allfullmetal / @xjluy / @sunflower-chan / @mustangsgloves / @bleedingcoffee42 / @thetruthofyourdespair / @ask-royai-lty / @aheartmadefullmetal16 / @captbuccaneer / @theysangastheyslew / @mylieutenant / @halfbakedbagel / @ugh-its-anna / @1stlieutenant-riza-hawkeye / @meiosis2 / @icameheretowinry / @psycho-alchemist / @the-flame-and-hawks-eye / @rizascupcakes / @healingqilin / @miraculous-stardust / @the-heart-alchemist / @toomuchfreetyme2

Every X blogs:

@everylingyao / @everyriza / @everyolivier / @everyroymustang / @everyroysbadasscoat / @everywinry / @everygreed / @everymaeshughes / @dailymaeshughes / @every-envy / @fmabrotherhoodscreencaps (not an every X blog but similar)

Other blogs that I like a lot:

@royza-hawkstang@rockbelric@basedgreed@fullmetal-al-chemist / @qtalphonse / @fma-fanbase / @murrchow / @homun-clueless / @dailyfma / @royaiperfection / @riza-squawkeye / @geoogl / @black-hayate / @i-am-snowils-admiral / @wearethephilosopherstone / @mollymerula / @corporategreed-fma / @stupidsexymustang / @blackeveryate / @colroy / @paninyastolemyheart / @springbender / @john-silver33 / @fullmetal-star / @ificecanburn / @persnickety-doodles / @b-griveros / @pandacea / @lieutenantriza / @sofiakkuma / @mondfuchs / @annaleigh / @a-proud-fangirl / @greed-the-dorkalicious / @thenerdyalchemist / @camsanx / @izumiicurtis / @fuckyeafma / @roymaes / @queen-riza / @fma-facts / @theishvalanalchemist / @fullnetal / @filledwithfullmetal / @myrhymesarepurer / @edwinrys / @mustangssquad / @fullmetalmess / @follow-royai-into-hell / @rizahawkstang / @hawkeyedriza / @keep-moving-dammit / @queen-rizahawkeye / @alwaysfullmetalheart / @mustgang / @trashprincelingyao / @edthealchemist / @fullmetalbaby / @writing-royza / @lieutenanthawkeyeofficial / @mustang-and-hawkeye / @royandriza / @justroyai / @vanbrohenheim / @riza-hawkqueen / @royxriza / @mustanghawkeye / @rizariza


And that’s it for the FMA people I follow! I’m super sorry if I left anyone out (it’s entirely possible that I accidentally skipped over someone). If anyone else wants to add themselves or someone else, please feel free! :)

tumb1rprincess  asked:

Royai

surprised i havent gotten this yet tbh!

Who accidentally pushes a door instead of pulling/vice versa: unsurprisingly, roy 
Who doodles little hearts all over the desk with their initials inside them: again, roy. riza would Never. sometimes he does it on his Important Military Paperwork because he knows riza is going to go over it first and there’s always that moment of her looking up from her desk across the room to him and shaking her head a little before smiling a bit as she looks down to erase it. it’s the little things
Who starts the tickle fights: roy always tries but riza isn’t ticklish at all. he’s positive she must have ticklish stops somewhere but he has yet to find them
Who starts the pillow fights: riza and she takes it very seriously. expect sneak attacks at all times. roy is never safe from the fluff
Who falls asleep last, watching the other with a small affectionate smile: ASDFGAJNAJNEI ROY DOES HE LOVES HER SO MUCH
Who mistakes salt for sugar: riza is actually a terrible, terrible cook. she has yet to realize she’s been making this mistake though because she always manages to set whatever she’s making on fire only after a few minutes of it being in the oven
Who lets the microwave play the loud beeping sound at 1am in the morning: roy
Who comes up with cheesy pick up lines: roy for sure
Who rearranges the bookshelf in alphabetical order: roy actually for this one because riza mostly just reads for pleasure whereas roy needs his books for reference so he tries to keep them organized
Who licks the spoon when they’re baking brownies: roy. riza is a ridiculously healthy eater and he’s the one making them anyways because at this point they know riza just can’t be trusted around food preparation
Who buys candles for dinners even though there’s no special occasion: roy!!!! he’s a cheesy romantic and loves more than anything to surprise her with a candlelit dinner and romantic music and just a nice night together
Who draws little tattoos on the other with a pen: mmm actually riza for this one
Who comes home with a new souvenir magnet every time they go on vacation: riza! she’s super meticulous about it too they Have to get one every time
Who convinces the other to fill out those couple surveys in the back of magazines: roy, mostly when he’s bored. riza doesn’t get the point at all but she’ll humor him

capthawkeye  asked:

pls quench my thirst. pls.

i will always indulge u Marilyn <3333 this got out of control a Little but i am sending u good vibes rn <3333333


Roy would love to say that this night was going well – and it had been, until Catalina had conveniently ‘found them’ at his aunt’s bar and invited herself to spend the rest of the night with him and Riza. It had only taken half a bottle of Drachman wódka for the two of them to get drunk, and he was a little angry at Rebecca for ruining one of the few ‘date nights’ he could have with Riza. His relationship with the woman had always been a bit catty, but it didn’t help that she was always trying to nick Riza away for a girl’s night – but this was the icing on the cake. She had never been quite so blatant before but Roy was inebriated enough to know that if he didn’t call it quits now he was going to say something rude (but completely true) and then he’d be left with a drunk and angry Riza, and he didn’t like his chances of surviving that.

He slipped out of the booth and made some comment about paying the tab and Riza made a noise of discontentment, leaning further onto Rebecca’s shoulder as she pouted at him.

“Can’t we stay a bit longer?” she asked, trying her best not to laugh as Rebecca’s hand snaked around her shoulder and settled over her bare chest. Roy wanted to laugh at the audacity of the situation – he generally wasn’t the jealous sort of guy – but he was tired and unwilling to pick a fight.

He shook his head. “I think you’ve had enough, Riza,” he replied. “We should call it a night.”

“How sexist of you Mustang,” Rebecca commented, leaning forward slightly. “I think we can decide for ourselves what we want to do.” She turned to Riza and cocked her head to the side. “Right?”

Riza looked at her for a moment, the barest hint of a frown beginning between her eyebrows before she shook her head and carefully extracted herself from Rebecca’s arm.

“Nah, he’s got a point ‘Becca. Besides, you said you have an early train to catch tomorrow – and I’m sleepy.” She held out her hand and Roy grasped it on instinct, pulling her out of the booth. Riza stumbled a little as she came to her feet, leaning against Roy as she smoothed down her skirt.

“Do you need a taxi home?” she asked as Rebecca handed her trenchcoat over. Rebecca shook her head.

“I’m fine, Riza – could do with the walk anyway.” Her eyes flicked over to Roy’s and she ducked her head before laughing quietly to herself. “Don’t worry about the tab, sir,” she said, running a hand through her hair. “I’ll cover it. You kids go have fun for me.”

Roy felt a hand slip behind his waistcoat and nails scraping against the fabric covering his lower back.

“Of course, ‘Becca.”