"You are good but he's better... So much better!" (with Spencer or Luke)
You were in the middle of petting
Roxy’s beautiful fur in the hallway just outside of the BAU offices before Luke
took her home when said owner startled you.
‘Excuse me? But are you implying that your homicidal cat is better than my Roxy?!’ Luke asked, his voice raising towards the end.
‘Luke! You scared the crap out of me! What did we say about sneaking up on people?’ you stood up from your kneeling position on the floor and glared at the agent in front of you.
‘I wouldn’t have had to if you hadn’t insulted my dog by comparing her with your constantly angered furball,’ he said, stepping around you to stand between you and his beloved pet.
‘First of all, watch it! Second of all, what are you talking about? The “he” I was referring to was you! I swear to everything holy…,’ you trailed off, huffing under your breath as Luke remained there rooted to the spot, his eyes glued to your back, while Roxy tilted her head in confusion.
I decided to go with Luke cause I’m weak (ﾉ^ヮ^)ﾉ*:・ﾟ✧