ask revy

anonymous asked:

My anaconda don't... My anaconda don't... My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns hon.

          ❂–––”You have until the count of three to get the fuck away from me before I show you what colour your fucking brains are.”

anonymous asked:

Mama, how did you and papa meet?

Child Meme: Ask me anything as my child.

          ❂–––”We high jacked the ship he was on, I pulled a gun on him, forced him to come with us, called him a limp dick son of a bitch because he was acting like a fucking pansy, and bam, here we are,” Revy rattled off, not even trying to be mindful of her language. It wasn’t the first time her son heard her speak like that. And it certainly wouldn’t be the last.

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Tom Brady’s former teammate does not feel bad for him, He says the punishment is the punishment

Darrelle Revis says Tom Brady should be treated no differently that any other player

Darrelle Revis has a ring now and he doesn’t care, because he is back with the team that originally drafted him making bookoo money. Well Revis was asked about his former teammates punishment and made sure to throw in his jabs.

The three-time Super Bowl MVP’s stature and prior spotless record shouldn’t be any consideration, according to his former teammate.

“If I fail a drug test, then I fail a drug test. If I get a DUI, I get a DUI,” Revis said. “If Tom gets caught with a DUI, it’s a DUI. …. If they are saying that he did what he’s done, then the suspension is the suspension. I’m not the commissioner and don’t make the rules. If they want to change (the suspension) based on new information or new evidence, then okay, but it should have nothing to do with Tom being the face (of the NFL).”

I finally agree with a Jet, this is the truth, he should not be looked at any differently.

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anonymous asked:

What would you do if you had to fight Nui Harime?

          ❂–––”Don’t know ‘em. But I’d do what I do best, shoot ‘em in the fucking face and show ‘em what colour their brains are.”

anonymous asked:

Hey Revy, What would you do? If I told you that I shot rock and gouge out his eyeballs and skull fucked him.

          ❂–––“You must have a death wish, coming to tell me some shit like that,” the plum haired gunslinger murmured. “My suggestion to you would be to get the fuck outta here before I show you what colour your fucking brain is.”

anonymous asked:

Did you mind when Rock was in your room while you were taking a shower?

          ❂–––”If I had minded, don’t you think I would have kicked him out? It wasn’t the first time he’s been in there and I was in the shower,” Revy replied nonchalantly. “Besides, he’s too much of a prude to even try peeking. Guy wouldn’t know what to do with a pair of tits even though they’re right there in his face.”

anonymous asked:

hey Revy, we kinda know about your dad but what happened with your mom?

          ❂–––”Don’t know, never really got the chance to find out either. I figure she’s a corpse rotting in her grave or a smart bitch that got the fuck outta dodge when she realized the piece of shit my bastard father actually was.”

anonymous asked:

Well Miss Sawyer figured out you were actually ticklish; that's a major weakness in close quarter combat, hm? Still think you can win with just your fists?

           ❂–––”Fuckin’ tickle me and I swear it’ll be the last fuckin’ time you breathe,” the gunslinger half growled. She hated when people tickled her. She hated when people touched her period. “I’ll put one right between your fuckin’ eyes.”