ask revy

anonymous asked:

My anaconda don't... My anaconda don't... My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns hon.

          ❂–––”You have until the count of three to get the fuck away from me before I show you what colour your fucking brains are.”

melonishus asked:

Revy Cousland

thank u melon-san 4 askin abt my da origins bby <3

Full Name: Revy Cousland
Gender and Sexuality: Female, Lesbian
Pronouns: She/Her
Ethnicity/Species: Human (I was boring back then (i.e. a few months ago) sue me)
Birthplace and Birthdate: Somewhere in Ferelden, and idk we share a name so I guess a birthday too??? (Feb. 10th)
Guilty Pleasures: Making fun of Alistair. Actually she’s not guilty about that at all. Also Orleasian operas.
Phobias: She doesn’t really trust mercenaries that much after what happened to her family
What They Would Be Famous For: well she’s kinda the Hero of Ferelden…
What They Would Get Arrested For: Oh, probably for sneaking into an Orleasian opera. Why would she spend money and have a ticket, therefore proof, that she was actually there? 
OC You Ship Them With: I don’t ship her with an OC, but she is Leliana’s waifu
OC Most Likely To Murder Them: idk I don’t have enough bioware OCs to have an answer here
Favorite Movie/Book Genre: Cheesy romantics. She and Cassandra have a secret book club.
Least Favorite Movie/Book Cliche: When the hero dies, because she knows Varric can do better.
Talents and/or Powers: She’s a bard so she can literally sing people to death.
Why Someone Might Love Them: She’s your wonderfully sassy rogue bard with a heart of gold!
Why Someone Might Hate Them: SHE’S A BARD. IN THEDAS. 
How They Change: She started out kinda sheltered, then her family got murdered, and she figured those weapons classes she took last year might finally come in handy so
Why You Love Them: She’s my first DA OC, my Warden, so she kinda has a special place in my heart although tbh I have a lot more feels for my Inquisitor (but thats probably bc the Warden is kinda like a blank slate whereas the Inquisitor has more emotion, but thats just me)

Send me an OC! (They’re in the tags!)

Revie: *points to horse* WTF, I’m not riding that! Nasty, evil things, I’ll stick to my own two feet, thank you very much.

Revie: *at heights with any kind of wind* Hey guys, can we slow down, I… I think I’m gonna be sick…

Revie: *when asked about hopes and dreams* I dunno, riding a dragon sounds pretty cool!

anonymous asked:

Mama, how did you and papa meet?

Child Meme: Ask me anything as my child.

          ❂–––”We high jacked the ship he was on, I pulled a gun on him, forced him to come with us, called him a limp dick son of a bitch because he was acting like a fucking pansy, and bam, here we are,” Revy rattled off, not even trying to be mindful of her language. It wasn’t the first time her son heard her speak like that. And it certainly wouldn’t be the last.

anonymous asked:

Did you mind when Rock was in your room while you were taking a shower?

          ❂–––”If I had minded, don’t you think I would have kicked him out? It wasn’t the first time he’s been in there and I was in the shower,” Revy replied nonchalantly. “Besides, he’s too much of a prude to even try peeking. Guy wouldn’t know what to do with a pair of tits even though they’re right there in his face.”

gabby123mary asked:

Hey revy how come eda always ask you if you slept with rock?

          ❂–––”Because the bitch has nothing better to do with her life than fuck with me about sleeping with Rock because for some stupid reason or another, she thinks we’re together,” Revy answered nonchalantly; dismissing the thought with a wave of her hand.

anonymous asked:

Well Miss Sawyer figured out you were actually ticklish; that's a major weakness in close quarter combat, hm? Still think you can win with just your fists?

           ❂–––”Fuckin’ tickle me and I swear it’ll be the last fuckin’ time you breathe,” the gunslinger half growled. She hated when people tickled her. She hated when people touched her period. “I’ll put one right between your fuckin’ eyes.”

anonymous asked:

hey Revy, we kinda know about your dad but what happened with your mom?

          ❂–––”Don’t know, never really got the chance to find out either. I figure she’s a corpse rotting in her grave or a smart bitch that got the fuck outta dodge when she realized the piece of shit my bastard father actually was.”