what if saiyans invaded earth after planet vegeta was saved?
If that happened then probably the saiyans will try and conquer earth and destroy all their people and build and new saiyan empire. And it will be Planet Vegeta 2.0 OR they could sell the planet to other aliens for money.
OR like I said they might keep the “planet vegeta 2.0″ and probably I think most likely Goku will fall in love with earthling Chichi and Vegeta will fall in love with earthling Bulma and they will be their mates.
(since it’s already canon that those girls turn them on ) And maybe nappa and raditz will find a female earthling for themselves too.
if ur still doing wcpl au prompts, YOU KNOW IM ALWAYS UP FOR BRORAD... how about.. an over-the-counter kiss when no one else is in the store? (whether they get to smooch or get interrupted is up to you)
Broly was just finishing readjusting the cupcake display when the cafe’s door opened. “Hey,” Raditz drawled, letting the door swing closed behind him. He looked around the empty cafe. “Where’s everyone at?”
Broly shrugged uncomfortably. “Thursdays are quiet. Chi-Chi’s gone to the store, if you need her for something.”
Raditz sauntered towards the counter, keeping a watchful eye on Broly. Broly sighed. Raditz still didn’t totally trust him. After what he’d done at the library, he didn’t completely blame him, but he just couldn’t tell Raditz that he couldn’t control his outbursts. If he knew they were involuntary he’d probably be even more adamant about getting him fired. “What about Maza?” Raditz asked.
“Sick.” Broly shrugged. Maza hardly ever called in sick, but apparently she’d sounded like death over the phone, so he could hardly blame her, even if it left just two of them to run the place. At least it wasn’t one of Broly’s bad days.
“So you’re in charge, huh?” Raditz leaned on the counter and grinned at Broly. “Lucky you.”
There was something about Raditz’s grin that was almost infectious, that made Broly want to smile back. He scratched the side of his nose and looked down at the countertop, trying to hide his smile. His father always said his smile made him look like a serial killer. “I guess so.”
“Well, Boss-man, could I get a cup of coffee?”
“Sure.” Broly backed up and went to the coffeepot. “I just put on a fresh one a few minutes ago, right before everyone cleared out.”
“Beautiful.” Raditz shoved his payment at Broly, eagerly holding his hands out for the paper cup. “This shit is the only thing that keeps me going through the afternoon.”
Broly ducked his head and smiled, shaking his head. “I’m more of a tea person.”
“Really? You struck me as a coffee guy.” Raditz took a gulp of his coffee and sighed contentedly. Broly peeked up. Something about the look of contentment on Raditz’s face made him blush and hide his face again. He was so gorgeous. “Hey, are you okay?” Raditz’s hand waved in Broly’s line of sight, and he looked up to see Raditz leaning across the counter towards him, brows furrowed in confusion.
“Fine,” Broly managed. Raditz was very close now. Against his better judgement, he tried a smile.
Raditz’s lips parted. “Oh. Hey, uh, that’s…that’s a good look for you.” He smiled back. “The smile, I mean. Your smile. It’s, uh. It’s good.”
Broly’s heart pounded. His smile? Raditz thought he had a good smile? “You too,” he said. He licked his lips. His mouth was dry. “Your smile’s good too.”
He was rewarded with one. “Couple a smiley guys, that’s what we are.” Raditz chuckled at his own terrible joke, and Broly tried to swallow but couldn’t. He and Raditz were so close all of a sudden, and Raditz’s breath smelled like coffee, and if Broly wanted to he could lean forward and kiss him, and he did want to, and–
A door slammed open and they sprang back, Broly nearly tripping into the wall as they did. “I’m back!” Chi-Chi yelled.
“G-gotta go,” Raditz stammered. He flashed Broly another award-winning smile and turned, scarpering for the door. By the time Chi-Chi made it out to the cafe’s main room, he was gone, Broly staring stupidly after him.
“Anything interesting happen while I was out?” Chi-Chi asked, checking the coffeepot.
Broly fidgeted with his apron and continued staring, watching Raditz hurry away through one of the windows. “I’m not sure.”
Raditz and Nappa were darting anxious glances his way. Vegeta steadfastly ignored them to read the memo on his scouter display for the third time, just to be clear he understood it correctly.
They were being ordered to stand down.
It appeared that some intricate galactic politics were in play. A dispute between Frieza, his brother, Cooler, and a few other powerful galactic ‘allies’ (that term being used more generously than literally) had come to a head. Until the politics could be resolved (or war was declared), all of the Frieza Force was to halt activities and remain on standby at their current locations.
It was essentially a forced vacation. Most would have been thrilled.
But not Vegeta. Being told what to do never settled well with him even in the best of situations, and this was far from that. Being told he couldn’t travel, couldn’t kill, couldn’t essentially do whatever the fuck pleased him in the name of galactic expansion, was tantamount to being collared. Caged.
Or so it normally would have. Only, Vegeta was in what one could call a ‘good mood’, which was remarkable considering there was no blood on his hands, just the lingering scent of a blue sex doll’s juices still on his fingers, hidden under his gloves, and the peace that a good night’s sleep brought.
His men were waiting for the fallout, to see if Vegeta would blow something up, or tell them to ignore their orders and fly off to wipe out another unfortunate civilization.
“Try not to get in my way, or I’ll kill you,” Vegeta told them nonchalantly. He walked away, off to inquire about the nearest training facility. If he was going to be stuck here a while, he would need something to keep himself busy with. That was, until night came around and he could visit the woman in secrecy.
Raditz and Nappa shared a look, floored by his lack of reaction.
Do you think Raditz could've ever become a good guy?
Yes I do! If there’s one thing I’ve learned in Dragon Ball is that even if you’re a planet purger, you can be given a second chance XD
But yeah I honestly think he could’ve joined the Z-Fighters and it would’ve been SO interesting if he really did turn over a new leaf! I mean think about it, he’s Goku’s brother and he had so much potential and could’ve become a really great character……
But there’re SEVERAL fanfictions that deals with Raditz turning over to the light side! They’re called “Break Through the Limit” and “Second Chances: The Life of Raditz” if anyone’s interested! Here they are down below:
Yamcha plopped down on the bench next to Raditz and leaned back against the table. “So what’s eating you?”
Raditz glared at him. “Nothing.”
“Dude, you’re bouncing your leg hard enough to set off a Richter scale. You only do that when something’s bothering you. So what’s up? Maybe I can help.” Yamcha grinned at him. Something in Raditz’s gut clenched. It had been years since he’d first arrived on Earth, since he kidnapped his nephew and tried to eradicate all life on the planet. In that time, he’d tried to prove he was worthy of everything Kakarott had done for him. He’d fought monsters that far outstripped him in power, he’d died trying to set things right. (He came back, but he’d still died.) But that wasn’t enough for him. He didn’t deserve the friendliness offered to him by Kakarott’s friends, by his nephew.
By Broly, of all people.
“It’s nothing,” he said, “don’t worry your pretty head over it.”
Yamcha glared at him. “Look, I’m trying to be nice here. You’ve gotta talk about your feelings and shit with somebody and it may as well be me. You really want to hash your feelings out with Goku? Or worse, Vegeta? How about Piccolo, or Tien, or one of the other emotionally repressed assholes we keep hanging out with?” Raditz grimaced. None of those sounded appealing. Yamcha slugged him in the arm. “Come on, you can talk to me. I promise not to laugh.”
Raditz glanced across the park to where Broly was receiving meditation lessons from Piccolo. Ever since he’d crashed on Earth, he’d been making the same efforts as Raditz. Honestly, Raditz understood. There was something about Earth that made you want to protect it, even though it was as backwoods as planets got and probably wouldn’t even join the intergalactic community for a few more decades at best. It was quaint. And apparently, even the Legendary Super Saiyan himself wasn’t immune to its qualities.
That, at least, made him feel a little better.
“It’s like this,” he said, carefully choosing his words. “Now that Broly’s here, I feel like I should…I don’t know, try to be closer to him, I think? He’s one of only four remaining full-blooded Saiyans. And really…of all of us, I’m the oldest left. I’m the only one who remembers some of our traditions and stuff. Vegeta knows because Nappa made us learn, but he doesn’t care, and getting Kakarott to sit still long enough to learn anything takes either a miracle or six tons of rock.” Yamcha snorted. “But Broly–I don’t know. I just want to talk to him, I think. But he’s avoiding me because I look like Kakarott, and it bothers me. I’m not really sure why.”
Yamcha patted his shoulder sympathetically. “I’m sure Broly will warm up to you, Raditz. Hell, if Chi-Chi can, so can he.” He laughed and Raditz scowled. “Look, just go over and say hi, okay? It’s not hard. Maybe ask if you can join in the meditation lessons.”
Raditz bared his teeth. “I hate meditation.” Most Saiyans hated sitting still by nature. Their blood called for action, for violence–meditation wasn’t something they generally put much stock in. The only reason Broly was agreeing to it was in an attempt to calm and control his insane power. “Besides, Piccolo still doesn’t like me.”
“Piccolo doesn’t like anyone except Gohan; I wouldn’t take it personally.” Raditz snorted. “Go on, it’ll be fun! Well, okay, not fun, but it’ll be a start, anyway.”
Reluctantly, Raditz pulled himself to his feet. “If this goes badly, I’m blaming you.”
“Sure, whatever.” Yamcha waved him off. “Knock ‘em dead. Actually wait, no, don’t do that.”
“Too late,” Raditz called over his shoulder, sauntering towards Broly and Piccolo.
Broly looked up when Raditz approached and Piccolo immediately slapped his knee. “Concentrate, dammit,” he muttered.
“Raditz is here,” Broly said quietly, pointing.
Piccolo cracked an eye open and glared. “What?”
Raditz folded his arms. “I want to join in. That a problem?”
Broly perked up and turned to Piccolo. “Can he?”
Piccolo eyed Raditz, then sighed and closed his eye again. “Fine. So long as you’re quiet.”
Broly was becoming a problem.
Or, well, it wasn’t Broly himself that was the problem, if Raditz was being honest, but if there was one thing Raditz was good at it was not being honest with himself. He’d succeeded with his original plan of talking to Broly, getting a little closer to him, finding out more about him. And Broly was actually a really interesting guy. He was a lot quieter than Raditz expected when he wasn’t a screaming rage monster. He listened when Raditz talked–really listened, not just pretend-listening so Raditz would go away faster, or pity-listening. He seemed genuinely interested in Raditz and what he had to say.
And he was cute. Raditz wasn’t going to deny that. Broly was downright cute when he wasn’t the Legendary Super Saiyan, and having seen his other form Raditz could safely say that even as the Legendary Super Saiyan he was still hot as hell. He hated shirts in the same way that Raditz hated long pants, refusing to wear them unless strictly necessary.
The thing was that there was a sadness to him, a distance in his eyes, even when he was paying close attention to what was happening. Raditz could recognise it as the look of someone afraid of getting attached because they’re used to having what they want ripped from them without warning. He could empathize with it.
Broly laughed at Raditz’s jokes. Raditz prided himself on his awful, awful puns, sometimes getting into a pun-off with Yamcha to the dismay of everyone around them. And Broly laughed at every single one.
No, Broly himself wasn’t the problem. The problem was that Broly was perfect.
“Oh my God,” Yamcha said when Raditz told him all of this. “You’re in love with him.”
Raditz wrinkled his nose. “I am not.”
“You are!” Yamcha laughed and Raditz scowled. “Holy shit, you are totally in love with him! That’s…that’s fucking hilarious oh my God.”
“When you’re done laughing at my expense,” Raditz snapped, “I’m not in love with Broly. It’s just that he’s fucking perfect and it’s making me feel even more inferior than usual, jackass. Thanks for wrecking my day.”
“Okay, first of all.” Yamcha sat up straight, totally serious. “Broly is not perfect. I mean yeah he’s got the Legendary thing going for him, which is cool I guess, but the guy can barely talk without running away, he’s literally freeloading at the Lookout until further notice because Goku begged Piccolo and Dende to let him, and he is the clumsiest person I’ve ever seen. Seriously, just yesterday I watched him bump into a china cabinet of Mrs. Briefs’s and almost cry about it. That kid’s got issues, Raditz. He’s not perfect.”
Raditz hesitated. None of that sounded all that bad to him.
“Secondly,” Yamcha continued, “you should ask him out.”
Raditz looked flatly at him. “Absolutely not.”
“Oh, come on! It’d be fun!” Yamcha leaned in conspiratorially. “I bet he’s a real monster in bed, you know.”
He could feel his face turning red. “That’s not–no, I’m–look, you don’t get it. Even if I wanted to ask him out, which I don’t, he’s so much stronger than me.” Yamcha raised an eyebrow. “That doesn’t mean much to you, but for Saiyans strength is everything. There’s too big a gap between us. And his father was decently high-ranking, or at least higher than my parents. So there’s that. I can’t ask him out. Not that I want to,” he added hastily. “It’s just…annoying, that he’s so great, that’s all.”
The smirk Yamcha gave him told him he wasn’t convinced. “Okay, sure. Whatever you say.” He stood up from the table and stretched. “Well, I guess I’m heading out. Say hi to Goku and Chi-Chi for me.”
Raditz pulled his blanket over his head. It was too early to be dealing with his sister-in-law’s yelling.
“Raditz, march your keister down here right this minute, bucko!”
He groaned and sat up, blinking blearily at the clock on the wall. It was definitely too early for this. He didn’t bother getting dressed, deciding that Chi-Chi could deal with his star-printed boxers and worn-thin t-shirt as punishment for waking him so early. He dragged himself down the stairs, rubbing groggily at his face.
“Whatever you want better be important,” he started as he walked into the living room. What he saw immediately woke him up the rest of the way.
Broly stood in the middle of the living room, hands awkwardly at his sides. He perked up when Raditz made eye contact. Chi-Chi stood in front of him, glaring between Broly and Radiz. “He said he’s here to see you,” she said curtly. “Whatever it is, you two are settling this outside, and away from the house, you hear? If you’re going to get into fights I want you to leave my house out of it.”
“Oh, I’m not here to fight, ma’am,” Broly reassured her.
Chi-Chi seemed to relax at being addressed as ‘ma’am.’ “Well, take it outside anyway. Raditz, you can come have breakfast when you’re done.” She shooed them out of the house and shut the door behind her.
Raditz turned to Broly. “What the hell are you doing here?” Broly looked down and scratched his nose instead of replying. “Uh, Base 633 to Broly, you there?” He waved a hand in front of Broly’s face.
“Do you really think all those nice things about me?” Broly blurted.
Raditz blinked, then realisation dawned. “Y-you–have you been talking with Yamcha?”
Broly looked up at him with a smile, timid but wide. “Maybe.”
“I’m gonna kill him.” Raditz ran a hand through his hair and stalked around in a circle. “I’m gonna kill him and his stupid cat.”
“Don’t,” Broly said, putting a hand on Raditz’s arm. Raditz almost flinched away, but held his ground. “If he hadn’t said anything I might not have known my feelings were returned.”
“F-feelings?” he stammered. “You have–what kind of feelings?”
Broly stepped towards him and his smile brightened when Raditz didn’t move back. “Raditz, son of Bardock and Gine, would it be alright if I started courting you?”
A million thoughts and feelings flashed through Raditz’s mind at once–this was wrong, they were of completely different levels, they couldn’t be together, he didn’t like Broly like that, but yes he did, and who cared, they were on Earth now, they could play by Earth’s rules–before he nodded. “I think I’d like that.”
Broly’s smile was as perfect as the rest of him. “Courting starts now,” he murmured, and then his lips were on Raditz’s in a kiss Raditz hadn’t realised he’d been waiting for.
If you’re asking me this specifically, “Does Raditz look better as a girl…” , look at how cute the boots and gloves are on her. If you ask me, Raditz was born in the wrong body altogether but that’s just me, judge for yourselves.
Oh, and this might come up, Namekians are genderless and Mr piccolo is no exception…Although I suppose he could go by Ms Piccolo if he wanted to. He can do as he pleases, really.
I’ve been drawing these instead of other things I SHOULD to be doing so I might not post any more of them for a little bit. Big huge giant thanks everyone who looks at these and reblogs, it’s nice to know this one thought I got carried away with one day has so many people interested, too.
It’s true. I AM incredibly hot. But Nappa wanted to wish me back because we were friends, comrades, teammates, and fellow Saiyans. Our comraderie was something Vegeta was never able to understand and probably never will.
“Saiyans are unable to grow facial hair until middle age. It’s rare for one to live that long, so only the strongest tend to have any. Naturally, facial hair is seen as a status symbol of strength and an ability to survive many battles.”
King Vegeta uses his beard to INTIMIDATE the young and the weak.