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✨Witchcraft Asks✨

1. How did you get into witchcraft?
2. What are your favorite crystals?
3. How long have you been practicing witchcraft?
4. Do you practice openly or in secret?
5. Do you believe in astrology?
6. What is your zodiac sign?
7. Candles or incense?
8. What are your favorite herbs?
9. Do you have a familiar?
10. What is your favorite element?
11. Do you keep a grimoire?
12. What is your favorite language to make sigils in?
13. What is your favorite time of day to meditate?
14. What is your favorite form of divination?
15. What is your favorite holiday?
16. How do you charge crystals?
17. Do you have any herbs or plants? If so, which ones?
18. Do you believe in spirits?
19. Do you curse?
20. Are you a solitary witch or are you in a coven?

cleansahina  asked:

i discovered your blog earlier today and i just aaaaah i love everything you draw!! your artstyle is so cute and i'm in love with your science officer!kirk au. much love, and keep up the good work <3

Apparently being in love with Science Officer Kirk is a thing. Also Bones isnot subtle. But then again he’s Jim’s friend, I guess.

Science officer Kirk tag

What did Snotlout say to Astrid in “Snotlout’s Angels”? I couldn’t help myself here, I had to write up a little “What if they hadn’t been whispering” drabble. ;)

Death Wish

“What did you say to her?” Hiccup asked, peering out the door towards Astrid’s hut, where all sorts of profanity spilled and the sounds of crashing pottery emanated. 

“It was all because of her stupid axe!” Snotlout howled, head in his hands. 

“You mean the axe that Hiccup made her four years ago? You mean the axe she’s cherished for those four years? The axe that has her NAME CARVED ON TO IT?” Tuffnut repeated in clarification. “You do know she’s kept that thing close to her for like- forever, right?”

“Yes! But… I mean, it’s just a stupid axe.” Snotlout whined and dragged his hand down his face, staring at them in fear. “I probably should’ve just kept my big mouth shut.”

“What did you say, Snotlout.” Hiccup demanded, arms crossed and eyebrow raised. 

Snotlout gulped and slumped against Hookfang, the teen appearing drained. “I just sorta… asked if she was pmsing…” 

Everyone stared at him in complete shock, the twins jaws dropping to the floor and Hiccup’s face paling.   

“Do you have a death wish?” Ruffnut whispered in disbelief. 

Tuffnut nodded, moving his hands to cover Chicken’s ears. “You do not mention such things in an argument with a woman.” he hissed, eyes flicking to Ruffnut. “I should know, I live with one.”

Hiccup turned and glanced out the door again, wincing as a mace came flying out the doorway of her hut. “Eh, Snotlout… I’d say that was- not the smartest thing to do-”

“You think!?” He moaned. “She’s gonna kill me!”

“What is she doing? I haven’t heard Astrid use so much language since Tuff and I painted Snoggletog trees on Stormfly’s spikes.”

Hiccup bit his lip, flinching when Astrid tossed what looked to be a spikey canonball out the door, sending the metal piece crashing through the wood of the Edge’s walk way.

“Snotlout, I think that you should… um, maybe run. Yeah, running sounds like a good idea.” He suggested, turning back around to his cousin. “Flying would be even better.”

“Why must she be so touchy?” Snotlout grumbled, “Me asking a simple question should not earn me a pyre!”

“You asked if she was on her period, Snot.” Hiccup growled. “Heck, if I was her, I’d be strangling you.”

Snotlout glared in return, crossing his arms over his chest. “Well Mr. Boyfriend, why don’t you go and calm down your girlfriend so I can escape unwelcome death.”

“You dug yourself into this grave-”

“Oh, would you two children, please stop.” Ruff rolled her eyes, hands on her hips. “I hear her coming, Snotty. I’d suggest you get your pathetic butt moving.”

Snotlout’s eyes widened in fear at the sound of Astrid’s voice getting nearer and nearer. Without  hesitation or delay, he swung himself up onto Hookfang’s back and took off for the darkening sky, leaving the other’s to the Hofferson’s wrath.

Hiccup sighed and pinched the bridge of his nose, before spinning around and exiting the stables. “Gang, I’d suggest you stay here.” He called behind him.

No one objected. Not even the twins. Nobody wanted to deal with Astrid when she was this angry.

“Lemme teach that sponge eating munge bucket a lesson!” Astrid shrieked. “Do you know what he said to me? DO YOU!?”

Hiccup’s quiet voice was mumbled.

“AND YOU JUST LET HIM FLY AWAY!? STORMFLY! HICCUP- PUT ME DOWN!”

The twins peered out of the door, giggling at the sight of Hiccup having Astrid slung over his shoulder, Hofferson twisting and spewing rambled insults, as he carted her back to the clubhouse. Army-carry style. 

anonymous asked:

Hey I NEED you to make a sigil that will bring my hot sex doll to life because my mom thinks I have a girlfriend and I'm having lunch with her tomorrow and Am SuPpOsEd To BrInG mY Gf!!!!!! My sex doll is so hot that she'd be blown away and plus I wanna fuck my sex doll but as a real living breathing person cause she's sexy (She was expensive) Anyway I don't give a fuck if requests are closed or not, I NEED THIS Thank you for your time, blessings to you! -Gregory *\(^o^)/*

This is the best ask we’ve ever fucking gotten on this blog

-Pyre

mt-pyre-protectors  asked:

*Button walks up to the curious pokemon* "I don't think I have ever seen a pokemon like you around, where do you come from?" *Button hands them half of their Sitrus berry*

I’d feel guilty if you wasted food on someone who’s already eaten!

And for where I’m from… I live here, actually. Always have, with mum and dad. They’ve been gone for a while tho…


@mt-pyre-protectors

anonymous asked:

in your head, how tall are Volfred and Oralech? (or perhaps you are like me and cannot imagine heights numerically at all!)

I’m still trying to figure out their heights.I’m not good with measurements too so I drew a comparison to figure out.

Based on the ending insert, Volfred and Jodariel are roughly around the same height when standing straight. I imagine Oralech around the same height but his horns make him look much taller. Then if he’s hunched over he looks a little shorter.

anonymous asked:

➳ why are you so against pyre and eretreia?

“Listen - I know what men, boys, think about. Fuck, I’m one of ‘em; the shit I’ve said and the shit I’ve thought about women -” he shakes his head with a scoff, “- looking at Eretreia and thinking that Pyre, that kid, is thinkin’ the same shit that I’ve been thinkin’ - because we’re all fuckin’ stupid, men; I’ll be the goddamn first to admit it - it makes my skin crawl. And I figure she doesn’t have much experience with…” he gestures uncomfortably, grimacing, “boys ‘n shit, so someone’s gotta keep her away from the scumbags. And I know scumbags. I am one. So if I can keep her away from guys like me, I’ve done something right. And I know fuck all about Pyre Coren, but until he can prove he’s not a fuckin’ scumbag too, I’m gonna be skeptical. ‘Course -” he shrugs, “- I’m open to suggestion. Taking a bullet or two is one way to start proving it.”

He pauses, then: “Listen. I’m not against anything. It’s not my business, at the end of the day. But someone’s gotta keep that kid safe from all the scummy shit of the world, and if I can scare off a few shit-for-brains in the process, then everybody wins.”