Netherlands: “Okay listen up, my name is Nederland.” Spain: “Holanda?” Netherlands: “What the-.. no! No that’s not even close! That’s-.. are you using my province?!” Italy: “Olanda.” Netherlands: “God damn it, I just said that’s just a province of mine!” France: “Hollande.” Finland: “Hollanti.” Croatia: “Hollandija.” Netherlands: “…” Portugal: “Holanda!” Netherlands: “OMG you’re just taking the piss now, Portugal!” Germany: “Niederlande?” Netherlands: *cries tears of joy* England: “Lol we’ll have The Netherlands but we’ll only use Holland.” Netherlands: “I hate you.”
*whispers* is Portugal in there? Could we maybe see the iberibros being mischievous little sshits?? ;DD
Hmm, Spain and Port in my AU are studying Veterinary Medicine (Port) and Early Education/Teaching (Spain). I don’t have many details on them but feel free to send me any good ideas for characters in this whole AU
"don't forget to ban europe from the indian spice trade. 'what? that's bullshit,' said portugal, spiceless. well i guess we'll have to find another way to india 'wait!' said christopher columbus, probably smoking crack."