Netherlands: “Okay listen up, my name is Nederland.” Spain: “Holanda?” Netherlands: “What the-.. no! No that’s not even close! That’s-.. are you using my province?!” Italy: “Olanda.” Netherlands: “God damn it, I just said that’s just a province of mine!” France: “Hollande.” Finland: “Hollanti.” Croatia: “Hollandija.” Netherlands: “…” Portugal: “Holanda!” Netherlands: “OMG you’re just taking the piss now, Portugal!” Germany: “Niederlande?” Netherlands: *cries tears of joy* England: “Lol we’ll have The Netherlands but we’ll only use Holland.” Netherlands: “I hate you.”
"don't forget to ban europe from the indian spice trade. 'what? that's bullshit,' said portugal, spiceless. well i guess we'll have to find another way to india 'wait!' said christopher columbus, probably smoking crack."
*whispers* is Portugal in there? Could we maybe see the iberibros being mischievous little sshits?? ;DD
Hmm, Spain and Port in my AU are studying Veterinary Medicine (Port) and Early Education/Teaching (Spain). I don’t have many details on them but feel free to send me any good ideas for characters in this whole AU