ask nursery rhyme

anonymous asked:

my name is Cow and long past noon when all the men are sleeping soon with cat and fiddle and silver spoon i jump up hi and lik the moon

Hey, diddle, diddle,
The cat and the fiddle,
The cow jumped over the moon;
The little dog laughed
To see such sport,
And the dish ran away with the spoon.

Sexy Jack and Sexy Jill

Jack and Jill climbed in bed
To fetch a dirty love affair
Jack humped and pumped,
And Jill came when he pulled her hair.

Up Jack got and thrust inside her,
As fast as his pelvis could;
Following his plans to bound Jill’s hands
With handcuffs like he knew he should. 

nursery rhyme asks
  • baa baa black sheep: are there any materials you don't wear?
  • eeny meeny miny moe: how do you make important decisions?
  • hickory dickory dock: do you have a good sense of time?
  • hot cross buns: what's your favorite food to cook?
  • humpty dumpty: do you think people are ever emotionally irreparable?
  • i'm a little teapot: what object would best represent you?
  • it's raining it's pouring: what weather is your favorite?
  • itsy bitsy spider: how do you treat bugs you find indoors?
  • jack and jill: do you try to avoid doing anything dangerous?
  • jack be nimble: are you clumsy or graceful?
  • little miss muffet: how do you react to finding spiders?
  • london bridge is falling down: are you concerned about natural disasters?
  • mary had a little lamb: do you tend to follow or lead others?
  • old mcdonald had a farm: what song annoys you most?
  • one for sorrow: what's your favorite kind of bird?
  • pat-a-cake: do you like playing with children?
  • pop goes the weasel: if you receive a present you don't like, how hard do you try to seem happy?
  • queen of hearts: do you mind sharing food?
  • rain rain go away: what's your favorite indoor activity?
  • ring around the rosie: do you like history?
  • rock-a-bye baby: how many children do you want?
  • roses are red: what am i to you?
  • row your boat: describe the last dream you had
  • star light star bright: what was the last wish you made?
  • sticks and stones: how important is others' approval to you?
  • muffin man: what's your favorite ingredient?
  • old woman who lived in a shoe: where do you want to live?
  • wheels on the bus: do you enjoy school?
  • this little piggy: do you think humans are better than other animals?
  • three blind mice: what's your eyesight like?
  • twinkle twinkle little star: make a wish
What is it that you need..?

((Heeeeey, just dropping a friendly neighborhood Dolly down your way! Again thank you to all the people who are watching, I love you all, and these are just a few of the people I’ve come to admire here so far. Sorry for no update (I’m out of town for a big grandpa birthday bash), but have some stuff that’s been sitting around to help me through updates uwu Hopefully I’ll have the next update up on Sunday, but thank you for your patience.

-Loads of love from the admin))

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AGHHHH! YESSS! FINALLY DONE!

This thing took soooo long, and after I was done I realized I couldn’t take a decent picture of it. So I took mulyiple shots and I hope you can find your oc okay. Also I know I said I planned to have more ponies added, but I just couldn’t get myself to draw anymore so if I said your pony would be in this and it’s not please forgive me ;n; And if you really wanted me to draw your pony and I didn’t just message me and I’ll draw it sepreatly for you as soon as I can.Now, time to tag everyone in this (my fingers hurt already….)

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askbananapie

askdrowsyandfriends

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ask-the-married-pones

ask-brishbrush

ask-the-nameless-oc

askanonymousthepony

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askrainbowmelody

ask-hyperbrony

ask-violinsunrise

ask-nako-the-pony

ask-psychotic-twilightsparkle

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askderpythespy

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askflowertheplantponi

askponysam

ask-core-ponies

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ask-straight-razor

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ask-pix

thesweetadventuresofstrawberry

askthestarfleetponies

askaisicanmlpsteamtrainsismagic

ask-twisted-tail

ask-soaring-spirit

and special thank you to iris-trottingmare who is my top follower!

So again sorry if your oc isn’t included, I appreciate my followers all the same! Also sorry if I drew you oc wrong too. But anyway THANK YOU FOR 90 FOLLOWERS!!!! THAT’S ALMOST A HUNDRED!!! I can’t believe all the support I’ve gotten! So thanks!

ps please don’t let me draw anything this big again, I’m begging you!

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I hope you enjoyed the tour, please pop by if you ever need assistance.

(Featuring these amazing peoples and characters

Kappa the Kirin

Kodiak the Herbalist

Dr Nursery Rhyme

Dinky (from Derpy and Daughters)

King Sombra

Earth Air and Magic

Fuselight

Nombre

Firenze Storm

Bree Jetpaw

Fleetfoot

Little Emerald

Valo the Drawer Pony

and Abject)

((A VERY LONG TIME FOR THIS ONE, sorry for making you all wait but I hope this helps make up for it ^^))

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Hey guys! Check out what’s finally up!

This is my follower to everypony who’s followed me! I announced the making of this video when I broke 1k followers, but now I’m standing at an incredible 1438 followers!! I cannot thank you all enough! Seriously, it’s been a real treat getting to know everypony!

Thank you SO much to the talented epsilonsigmamu, who provided the voice for, well, me! He also cosplayed as me as a human. If you haven’t seen it yet, please check it out! He’s incredibly talented, and I gotta say, he really does pull it off!

Special thanks to all the ponies who asked questions, too!
 I’m looking at you asksweetcream, winged-cross, askinquiry, ask-thaumaturge-pony, thedeathalicorn, princess-seraphia, ask-acepony, chibichild, asknoxthepony, sparksreplies, ask-ickle-mod, barely-a-tone, askdukepony, saiyulumize, mystic-melodie, ask-dreamglow-the-filly, askbambina, princessazura, justonacomputer, ask-neonsky.