anonymous asked:

ok this is gonna sound weird but me n my gf are long distance there for Video Secks n she got these long nails fr a while n i was like “wait! honey be careful” but she did it without flinching. this is the woman i will marry

ME MOOD IM THE GIRL LITERALLY ME

🔊 Tell me-
🔥your plans for the day or what you’ve done in the last 24 hrs
🔥what outfit you’re wearing
🔥the last cute animal you saw
🔥a secret
🔥a joke
🔥something sweet
🔥why you follow me
🔥ask me deep questions
🔥ask for advice
🔥something you want to confess
🔥about someone you enjoy
🔥a haiku, or write a quick poem/prose
🔥Netflix recommendations
🔥Amazon gift card codes because my wishlist is getting out of hand.. that last one never happens but a girl can try 😂

kclenhartnovels  asked:

Kindle has a major sweet tooth, especially for honey. He is basically a vegetarian, but that's because there only certain parts of the world where you can eat insects and not get weird looks. Needless to say he loved going to Vegas and doing scorpion shots at the bar.

My boy!!! Let’s hang out! I’m in Vegas and I’ll get you those and you can get me gin. Any way, Ama is not a big drinker because the lowered inhibitions can be problematic. She doesn’t want to kill someone.

anonymous asked:

What’s your go-to dance move at the club? The one you use to attract someone’s eye

I already look goofy as is, and you think I add dancing to that? Where people could see me?

💓sweet red emoji asks💓

🍄 - favorite nickname/petname?

🌺 - your comfort film/show?

💖 - favorite place to be?

💕 - 1 thing you love about yourself (you can do it !!)

💌 - something you admire in other people?

💋 - dream getaway location & what you’d do there?

🌹 - your ideal fashion aesthetic?

💄 - comforting smell?

💗 - first tv/fictional crush?

🍓 - five items that make up the core of your aesthetic?

💞 - song that plucks your heartstrings?

💘 - someone you look up to & why?

💃- compliment some people you admire !

🔥 - something you are passionate about?

💓 - describe your ideal calm afternoon

masterpiece asks ✨

mona lisa: what makes you feel most beautiful?

starry night: what is your favorite constellation?

the scream: do you have an unusual fear? 

birth of venus: do you have a favorite myth? if so, what is it?

pieta: who is the most important person in your life?

las meninas: describe your ideal day

girl with a pearl earring: what is your favorite form of expression?

david: do you think beauty is defined, or a matter of opinion?

the kiss: what is one thing in life that you love?

the creation of adam: what is your first memory?

american gothic: what career do you want to have in the future?

guernica: tell a story - any story you like

nighthawks: where do you spend most of your time, outside of school/work and home?

the son of man: what is one aspect of your personality that you would say defines you?

the thinker: when do you most often find yourself lost in thought?

lavender mist: where do you find joy in life? 

water lily pond: do you enjoy nature? if so, why? if not, why not?

the persistence of memory: what is the most vivid dream that you can recall?

school of athens: do you know any unusual facts? 

winged victory: what is your greatest achievement?

Send a number through my asks to get to know me.


1. Are looks important in a relationship?

2. Are relationships ever worth it?

3. Are you a virgin?

4. Are you in a relationship?

5. Are you in love?

6. Are you single this year?

7. Can you commit to one person?

8. Describe your crush

9. Describe your perfect mate

10. Do you believe in love at first sight?

11. Do you ever want to get married?

12. Do you forgive betrayal?

13. Do you get jealous easily?

14. Do you have a crush on anyone?

15. Do you have any piercings?

16. Do you have any tattoos?

17. Do you like kissing in public?

20. Do you shower every day?

21. Do you think someone has feelings for you?

22. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?

23. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?

24. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?

25. Do you want to be in a relationship this year?

26. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you?

27. Has someone ever written a song or poem for you?

28. Have you ever been cheated on?

29. Have you ever cheated on someone?

30. Have you ever considered plastic surgery? If so, what would you change about your body?

31. Have you ever cried over a guy/girl?

32. Have you ever experienced unrequited love?

33. Have you ever had sex with a man?

34. Have you ever had sex with a woman?

35. Have you ever kissed someone older than you?

36. Have you ever liked one of your best friends?

37. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated?

38. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to?

39. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?

40. Have you ever written a song or poem for someone?

41. Have you had sex so far this year?

42. How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander?

43. How long was your longest relationship?

44. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had?

45. How many people did you kiss in 2012/2013?

46. How many times did you have sex last year?

47. How old are you?

48. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?

49. If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is your favorite thing about him/her?

50. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept?

51. Is there a boy/girl who you would do absolutely everything for?

52. Is there anyone you’ve given up on? Why?

53. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are?

54. Is there someone you will never forget?

55. Share a relationship story.

56. State 8 facts about your body

57. Things you want to say to an ex

58. What are five ways to win your heart?

59. What do you look like? (Post a picture!)

60. What is the biggest age difference between you and any of your partners?

61. What is the first thing you notice in someone?

62. What is the sexiest thing someone could ever do for/to you?

63. What is your definition of “having sex”?

64. What is your definition of cheating?

65. What is your favourite foreplay routine?

66. What is your favourite roleplay?

67. What is your idea of the perfect date?

68. What is your sexual orientation?

69. What turns you off?

70. What turns you on?

71. What was your kinkiest wet dream?

72. What words do you like to hear during sex?

73. What’s something sweet you’d like someone to do for you?

74. What’s the most superficial characteristic you look for?

75. What’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for you?

76. What’s the sweetest thing you’ve ever done for someone?

77. What’s your opinion on age differences in relationships?

78. What’s your dirtiest secret?

79. When was the last time you felt jealous? Why?

80. When was the last time you told someone you loved them?

81. Who are five people you find attractive?

82. Who is the last person you hugged?

83. Who was your first kiss with?

84. Why did your last relationship fail?

85. Would you ever date someone off of the Internet?

(SFW) “ASK ME THINGS” FOR LITTLES

🐱 Kitty 🐱: Would you rather go on a cute date or stay home and watch a movie with your cg?

🐧 Penguin 🐧: What kind of “little stuffs” do you like? (eg: pacis, sippy cups, or literally whatever that makes you feel little)

🐼 Panda 🐼: Do you have stuffies? Tell us about them?

🐵 Monkey 🐵: What is your little age?

🐶 Puppy 🐶: What are your favorite petnames/nicknames?

🐺 Wolf 🐺: How tall/small are you?

🐯 Tiger 🐯: What’s your favorite animal?

🦊 Fox 🦊: What’s your favorite little snack?

🐴 Horse 🐴: Apple juice or grape juice?

🦁 Lion 🦁: What are your favorite things to watch in little space?

🦄 Unicorn 🦄: Tell us about one of the best moments of your life!

🐮 Cow 🐮: Do you have, want, or don’t want a caregiver? (If you don’t want/need a caregiver, that’s 200% okay, do it your way!!)

🐭 Mouse 🐭: Would you rather be a animal or a magical creature? Which one?

🐻 Bear 🐻: Tell us about your passions?

🐹 Hamster 🐹: Show us one of your favorite colorings that you did! (+ who was it for?)

🐸 Frog 🐸: Who’s your favorite person in the world? Tell us about them!

🐰 Bunny 🐰: Do you have pets? Tell us about them!

🐬 Dolphin 🐬: Would you rather go on vacation where you can play in the snow or on vacations where you can play in the water/sea?

🐌 Snail 🐌: What (little) movie is, in your opinion, underrated? and which one is overrated?

🦈 Shark 🦈: Do you like pacis? Do you have one/some? Show us a picture!

🐝 Bee 🐝: Tell us 5 things you like about yourself!

🐙 Octopus 🐙: Dark chocolate, milk chocolate, white chocolate or colored chocolate (pink/green/etc)?

🦋 Butterfly 🦋:What’s your favorite bedtime story?


PLEASE SEND ME AN ANIMAL IN MY ASK/INBOX AND I’LL ANSWER YOU! I’M BORED AND NEED A DISTRACTION!

Thanks if you do it :3

✨mlm emoji asks✨

💙 - dream date?

🎵 - song that gives you That Gay Feelin’?

💎 - your gay icon?

💚 - Laying In The Grass With A Dandelion Crown Gay™ or Sitting On The Edge Of A Dock With Your Toes In The Water Gay™?

🎾 - are you the Secretly Sensitive Jock or the Secretly Rambuncious Nerd in this gay teen romcom?

👼 - describe the most angellic boy you know

✨ - boys with killer highlight or boys with glitter all over like freckles?

👑 - are you the Gay Prince or the Gay Knight in the castle?

🔥 - backyard, woods, beach, or patio bonfire?

💓 - favorite quality in a crush/partner?

💐 - most romantic gesture you can think of?

💜 - cuddling and playing video games or holding hands at the movies?

🔮 - gayest color?

🌠 - Cowboy Gay, Clown Gay, Goth Gay, Skater Gay, or Hippie Gay? (combos encouraged)

Send Me an Emoji and I’ll give you my thoughts on an Ego.

JSE:

🐯 - Angus

🔪 - Anti

👦 - Chase

🎩- Jameson/Dapper

🌃 - Jackieboy Man

✨ - Marvin

☠ - Robbie

💉- Dr.Schneeplestien

Markiplier:

🕶 - Bing

🖱- Google

🎥 - Jim(s)

👔 - Bim

🔫 - Wilford

😈 - Dark

🌸 - Yan

💰 - Ed

🐿 - King of the Squirrels

🌁 - Silver Shepard

🎙 - The Host

🚑 - Dr.Iplier

Unofficial Mark Egos:

😎 - Cool Patrol-iplier

🎵 - Mark Bop

🖌 - Art-iplier

🍳 - Chef-iplier

🍯 - Goop-iplier

I figured this could be fun. Not sure if someone has made one of these. That’s probably the case, and I’m just a donk, but it’s five in the morning and I have nothing better to do… (feel free to ask anonymously if you’re shy.)

BONUS ASKS: (Sanders Sides & WKM)

SS:

👑 - Roman

👓 - Logan

💟 - Patton

😧 - Virgil

🦂 - Deceit

WKM:

💎 - Damien

🔮 - Celine

😵 - William

🕵 - Abe

🍝 - Chef

🍸 - Butler