ask madao

anonymous asked:

When will Madao bloom?

“WHY DOES EVERYONE KEEP ASKING ME WHEN I’LL BLOOM? Give a madao a break!”

“They’re asking because they want you to pay the money you owe all of them.”

“All of them? All?? Gin-san! Just how many people do I owe money?”

“Well, the number itself is confidential, but I’ll tell you as a friend that it’s in the triple digits at this time.”

“AAAUUGGHH!! What am I going to do!? I’m going to rot in this cardboard box until nothing’s left but my sunglasses!”

“In other words, you’ll be perfectly fine. Tell you what. I’ll help you. Just leave it to Gin-san. I’ll manage all your debts. Any money you make, send to me, and I’ll see it’s distributed with minimal damage to your credit.”

“GIN-SAN!! You would do that for me? THANK YOU SO MUCH T____T”

“Anything for you, pal. Of course, I’ll charge a small accounting fee, so small, like pocket change, you’ll never even miss it… just a cut of 50%.”

“Half of what I make??”

“Hey, hey, this is a business you know. I got two hungry kids and an oversized dog, not to mention an old witch that lives downstairs and only eats rent money.”

“Hmm. I suppose it doesn’t matter, unless money starts growing out of wherever my dignity used to live…”

“you mean your ass?”