If I were sober, I could tell you I’m actually Anglican, which means a mix of Catholicism and Protestantism. I’m too cool to acquire thoughts from other people, so I invented my own faith, the Church of England. It had its origin in the ideas of my King Henry VIII in the sixteenth century; it is characterized by believing that faith alone justifies man and their only source is the Bible, interpreted by the individual reason. Of course it does not recognize the authority of the Pope of Rome, the main authorities are my own Kings and Queens! The bishops are required to order the clergy and priests can be married. By the way, women can be priests too.