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rangimarie submitted:

My favorite crazies.

Ok, first things first: Rose. My child. My ‘may need a restraining order’ child. I love her,,,,

Second: THANK YOU AND THIS BLOG FOR EXISTING!! I LOVE THIS BLOG SO FRIKN MUCH, I’M SO GLAD IT WAS CREATED!! My sister first introduced me to you last year, (I had a different account that is sadly gone now) and I’m very grateful she did!!! This blog made me laugh alot, especially the posts with john????

Third: Eridan & VAAASka. I know in this timeline (?) they arn’t a thing, and Eridan and sollux are moirails. But I saw that one post with Eridan and VAAASKkA and I viewed them as each other’s support, (also because I really ship erisol and I want to slap a matespritship on them instead)))) but that’s not the point. They seem like “sad"people that need to help eachother.
I’m also looking at a duck rn, not sure if that was relevant, but I just felt like I needed to say that????

((I’m so very happy you love these babies almost as much as I do >:^> they mean so much to me. tell your sis that she’s a cool cucumber for introducing you to the wonderful world of oppoopsitestuck! and dont let go of that EriVris moirail headcanon just yet ;> ))

anonymous asked:

Red pale and black ships? I'm a pansexual female who spends most of their time on the internet but while at school I can have a pretty great sense of humor. Im chubby and i have short, brown hair. And I have glasses. Even though I look good in them, I really don't like wearing them. I also spend some time drawing. I enjoy music and making new friends. But i also suffer with social awkwardness and I have a pretty dirty mind. I also tend to make offensive jokes often.

       In the red quadrant we ship you with John Egbert!

       We think that your personality is pretty similar to his. He would probably make you laugh. Also, he would help you discover yourself. He would consider you as a very special person to him and his friends.

Other possible ships: Tavros Nitram.



       In the pale quadrant we ship you with Kanaya Maryam!

       We think that she would take care of you (as a sister). She would make you wear her new clothes (and force you to wear your glasses). You would be kinda like her muse and model. Also, she is a good listener, so she would help you resolve your problems.

Other possible ships: Gamzee Makara.



       In the black quadrant we ship you with Eridan Ampora!

       We think that your offensive jokes would annoy him most of the time, so, like a revenge, he would insult you all the time, but we don’t think that his insults would really affect you. Also, he would make bad jokes in front of you (he would be the only one who laughs).

Other possible ships: Vriska Serket.

Originally posted by cosmic-rumpus

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EXCUSE MY SHITTY TROLL AND HIS SHITTY TANGENTIAL RAPS. YOU GET USED TO THEM.

ahem

its called ALTERNIAN SLAM POETRY but hes right i do this all the time

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((For anyone who didn’t get what I was trying to say, I want to do a cosplay video where I respond to asks in character. The asks can be in character as well but it’s not required. Thanks!!))

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DAVE: i think thats enough memery for now

JOHN: konnichiwa! welcome to our blog!
ROSE: Please feel free to ask us anything, whatever you please, the Ask-Box is open.
DAVE: as long as you fucks don’t get too weird cuz roxy-senpai will definitely-
JADE: dave!!
KARKAT: THIS IS STUPID.


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direhuman  asked:

john/vriska

who the fuck put the peeps in the microwave

who forgot to put the cat outside before sex


who posts vines snapchat of the other doing embarrassing shit


who breaks the most phones


who dies first


which one I could see as being lactose intollerant


who thinks they can do something really well even though they can’t


who is more likely to get kicked out of the bed


who uses the computer most

lmao it was so funny to make