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2p’s as quotes me or my friends said (pt 2)
  • 2p Italy: "If I could run across the beach into my own arms, I would"
  • 2p Germany: “I have Hitler blood.”
  • 2p America: “I want him to ride his big green tractor up my ass!”
  • 2p Russia: “I couldn’t care less about other people’s problems.”
  • 2p China: Is that Marijuana? Spare me some of that weed shit fam!"
  • 2p England: “Oh my jesus! You're not gonna butter me up with those words! I already have enough bread in my basket thank you very much!"
  • 2p France: "I don't even know half of children's names, I'm way behind in child support."
  • 2p Canada: *puts toilet paper into the cart* "Here, for all your bullshit."
  • 2p Romano: “Take you’re sass and put it in your ass.”
  • 2p Prussia: “Why isolate the variable when you can isolate yourself?”
  • 2p Japan: “I can’t see my damn Hentai!”
  • 2p Austria: “I have a list of people who sold their soul to me.”
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2p characters as song lyrics. I might do more of there if there is an interest. Send me ur ideas and suggestions.

Lyric credits in order of appearance: Don’t Threaten Me with a Good Time•P!ATD, DONTTRUSTME•3OH!3, Dance Floor Anthem•Good Charlotte, The Lazy Song•Bruno Mars, One of These Days•Pink Floyd, Beautiful Boyz•CocoRosie, Don’t Threaten Me with a Good Time•P!ATD (again), My Own Worst Enemy•Lit, Bubblegum Bitch•Marina and The Diamonds, Raise Hell•Dorothy