ask doopliss

asktehdoopliss  asked:

[snickers] This is gonna be great! [transforms into Princess Peach while no one is looking] Oh, Mario, it is I, the fair and beautiful Princess Peach! I just wanted to let you know that I've decided to ban the baking of cakes for the rest of eternity! Don't want the little Toads to grow up all fat, amiright?

I might-a need to call Weegee over after he finishes his-a job…Hnnnn why can’t I find-a the problem here? It’s just-a warp pipe…Diet time for the whole kingdom. Everyone get fit! Call the Fit Trainer!!