Sentence Meme: 97 Phoebe Halliwell Quotes

Some will be more easily applicable than others.
SOME WILL CONTAIN TRIGGERS (violence/supernatural references)!!
Feel free to change pronouns/genders at will.

  • Can you do anything about this thunder? ‘Cause it’s making me nuts.
  • Wrong thing done for the right reason is still the wrong thing. Our job is to protect the innocent, not punish the guilty
  • Hope you guys got a discount on all that leather.
  • I curse you, you curse me, let’s get together and do a little cursing.
  • If you put your head in that coffee cup anymore your gonna need a snorkel.
  • Aww.. poor little evil creatures.
  • I think i did something really bad.
  • I need your help.
  • Thank you, yes. That makes me feel so much better.
  • I’ll do what I should’ve done a while ago which is vanquish your sorry ass.
  • I’m pregnant.
  • Um, you know what? We’re not really sure, so why don’t you just come back later, okay?
  • Oh, I’m making soup for [name], he’ll eat it in a bowl, I guess that’s my new role, making soup for [name].
  • Hovering? Well that must be the infamous pillow smothering demon.
  • Well, whatever she said you should probably take it with a grain of salt, because sometimes her medication makes her say the strangest things.
  • We could sure use some cosmic help right about now.
  • If I had a dollar for every times an owl turned into a hot guy on our porch, I’d be rich.
  • Ask and you shall receive.
  • Well, I did consider.. scratching.. him..?
  • Flying is awesome, its the landing that’s a bitch.
  • Lawyers! There should be a place in Hell for each and every one of them!
  • I’m trying to get a premonition.
  • Wanna take a Wiccan time out and do the crossword puzzle?
  • Ready to kick some ass… sis?
  • These boots may be made for walkin’, but they’re never walkin’ back to you buddy.
  • [name], what you do in your spare time——.
  • I don’t know what happened. One second I was talking to [name] and the next I was attacking him.
  • Earthquakes give me the jeebies.
  • If we can’t protect her from geese, how will we protect her from demons?
  • Please! You’ve got to help me! Down in the basement!
  • Sorry, had to grab my broom.
  • Well, at least our lives won’t be boring.
  • Don’t worry. We had safe sex. A lot of safe sex.
  • Where the life expectancy of a witch is, oh, fifteen seconds.
  • My, Santa, how you’ve changed.
  • I am trapped in pantaloons right now. Where is the mirror?
  • Great. Generation 666.
  • Does this look like something a depressed woman would wear?
  • Well, don’t look at me I’ve been shot.
  • Better not. I don’t think Advil’s been invented yet.
  • The only broom I’ve ever had was kept in a closet beside a mop.
  • I’m not afraid of our powers. I mean, everyone inherits something from their family, right?
  • Whew. For a minute there, I thought you were here to win me back.
  • [name] don’t! You think I abandoned you. You think it’s my fault that [name] died. You blame me, you should just admit it.
  • I could understand running if he didn’t love me back, you know? Fight or flight. It’s the nature of the beast.
  • We hearken ye? What? Are we summoning a leprechaun here?
  • Okay, that is such an exaggeration. I was wearing slippers!
  • No, actually, some guy that I met at the gas station.. yes, of course [name]!
  • I slept with my boss.
  • Why? Why can’t you stay here and have the life that you should have had?
  • That’s it. The wedding is off! Tell everyone to get outta here. Go-go-go-go!
  • I think that I deserve to know.
  • He’s just trying to reconnect with you, you know that, right?
  • There’s a reason my résumé is only three sentences long.
  • No, but that’s not possible. Is that possible?
  • Oh, you guys didn’t have to get out of bed for little old me.
  • I’ve been calling for you all week. Didn’t you hear me?
  • Now would that be the pillow smothering demon or the lock picking demon?
  • I mean, surely you’re skipping some rungs on the ladder here.
  • Yeah, I didn’t hear what you just said, but if you’re wondering who’s behind this, I was about to look in the book.
  • This costume happens to be a protest statement.
  • Of course. What would you expect from Maid Marian?
  • 4, 16, 19, 30, 32 and 40. Those are the winning numbers.
  • What did I do? Premonition him to death?
  • Where’s Buffy when you need her?
  • What’s the matter, [name]? Jealous? All work and no play making you even more boring?
  • He’s a Whitelighter. You know, kinda like Peter Pan and Tinkerbell without the wings and the tutu.
  • You know, silver things that go jingle jingle?
  • What about what I’ve given up, [name]? I’ve given up my family, my heritage, my life!
  • You are the most sweetest, most caring person I’ve ever met. No, I mean that, you are. You’re always there to help anybody, even strangers. You’ve been doing it your whole life.
  • Why don’t you just marry [name]?
  • Hey [name], I’m just letting you know I might have to leave the country for a while—— but don’t worry, I will call you.
  • Because this isn’t just about me. Look, I don’t wanna die, but I’m not gonna sit around and wait for an innocent to die either.
  • Did anyone ever think that maybe he’s a warlock?
  • You’re not kidding.
  • You usually do something very final if you catch my drift.
  • Once you break the small rules, it’s just a matter of time before the big ones are next.
  • There is a demon on the loose.
  • Okay, just don’t go taking any vows while I’m gone, all right?
  • No. I’m the Amazing [name].
  • [name], I’m not nuts. Okay maybe a little, but that’s irrelevant here.
  • We call the spirits to help undo and send him off to… Timbuktu? Whoa. It worked.
  • Well, it was the only thing I could think of that rhymes with “undo”.
  • Okay, just listen to me for one second. All we have to do is find a way.
  • What? Oh, no. Any more good news?
  • Okay. I don’t know how that information helps us right now..
  • And then [name] crashed through the front door on a Harley.
  • What, did a spell backfire?
  • Oh, worshipping me, adoring me, exalting my name. There is so much love in this room I can barely stand it.
  • Okay, you knew I didn’t love all those guys, right?
  • Why not? She blows you up all the time.
  • I just never thought of myself as the marrying type. It’s not something I fantasized about. Ever.
  • Well, because what you said is very Springer, what I said is very Oprah.
  • You know, you keep throwing this 'we’ word around and I don’t see you doing anything.
  • Good people do not turn other people into water coolers!
  • I would stay out of my bedroom if I were you. Unless you want to get slapped again.
  • The safest place [name] knows is with me. He said so.

anonymous asked:

Hamilton is put on in Seattle and Frasier and Niles have to deal with the fact that it's the hottest show in town - and it's educational theatre - but it's *shudder* hiphop.

Oh, God…. they would go through so many stages with that musical: intrigue combined with distaste about the concept —> disdain because they’d be determined to look down on something so popular and therefore common —> “Our entire set is talking about it. We must get tickets!” —> neither of them really liking it but pretending to in front of each other until they both realize the other is faking it and giving up.

Or maybe they would like it but would pretend not to because they’d still consider it beneath them?

anonymous asked:

I'm wondering about your thoughts on the following statement Carrie Fisher gave about Harrison Ford. This statement was not included in the audiobook version. I have been baffled by it because it seems so contradictory to the close relations they've had over the years, "He’s an extremely witty man and someone who seems more comfortable with others than he is, or ever was, with me. Maybe I make him nervous. Maybe I talk so much he c

That’s weird that it is not included in the audiobook. It is in the beginning chapter of “forty years on” in the digital version if you are curious. It includes another paragraph that is not in the audiobook either.

As to your question, becketts and I were always under the impression that Carrie was closer to Melissa than Harrison and that’s the only reason why Carrie and Harrison kept in close contact over the years. Melissa and Carrie continued to have a close relationship after she and Harrison divorced (evidenced by Carrie mentioning her on her old blog and vacations they took together, etc), while there’s not a lot that shows Harrison and Carrie had as much personal interaction after Harrison and Melissa broke up. Additionally, if I had to guess based on what we know of his personality, Carrie probably made him nervous a bit, which may have not been a great mix since he seems so guarded and private. Alternatively, Carrie could have just been reading into the situation too much as she did 40+ years ago.

anonymous asked:

Do you think that ace symbol tattoo is a good idea? I have always wanted a tattoo but never thought of what it could be and now, since I'm ace, this might be a good chance. Even if I decide to change my label some day, I'm pretty sure it would still look good tho without a meaning.

I might not be the best person to ask, I’m a little biased, but my personal stance on tattoos is to….get them, honestly. Especially if they look cool. Even if all they do is look cool. I like having physical proof on my body of who I am and who I have been and what’s been important to me and where I’ve been at various stages in my life, even if those things change later on. It’s like a roadmap of my life in a medium that nobody can take away from me, so that’s the philosophy I bring to this answer.


Dreamy asks🌙

Moon: A childhood book + your favourite line from it?

Stars: Who’s someone you’d sleep on the stars with?

Sun: City night lights date or meadow picnic date (or both) and why?

Comet: A movie/show/book that taught you something important you’ll never forget?

Space dust: Night rain or day rain? Soft rain or thunderstorms?

Fairy lights: Soft candlelight or warm sunlight?

Meteor shower: Favourite song(s) to fall asleep to?

Vanilla twilight (hehe): If you wrote a ‘concept’ post about your dream future in your dream home what would it say?

Milky way: If you could go back in time where and when would you go to? Why?

Saltwater room: Sunrise or sunset? Do you like saying hello to the sun or moon more?

Dandelion wishes: What is one thing that always gives you hope?

Rose petals: Where do you want to be the most in the world and why?

Floral: Would you rather live underwater or in the sky?

Constellations: What is your favourite instrument to listen to? What is your favourite instrument to play (or that you want to play the most)?

anonymous asked:

What did you think of Frasier/Kate? I actually think they were entertaining and much better matched than I would have expected

I loved them!! I know Kate is really divisive, but I thought she was one of Frasier’s best relationships and also one of the best station manager characters/storylines. I like that like Lilith, she was as smart or smarter than him and challenged him. They had really nice chemistry.

anonymous asked:

i overheard two sophomore boys in the parking lot today and one asked "how many times have you seen the 2005 pride and prejudice?" and the other replied "i watched it YESTERDAY trevor, i LIVE for the 2005 pride and prejudice" and i just thought u would appreciate this

my kind of people

anonymous asked:

How would you deal with parents who literally force you to get a boyfriend? I once as a joke told them that they don't even have to expect grandchildren because I'll live alone with cats and they were like: don't even try (that sounded like a threat tbh). I want children myself (which means that's the only reason I might have sex) but they're literally pressuring me 'cause I have never had a boyfriend while others have had at least a few at my age (19).

I’d either ignore them or fake one. It really depends in what ways they force you. If they force you by like pressuring with bullshit comments, that’s an annoying family thing that can be ignored. If they force you like set up dares for you, I’d be like this is my internet friend who is now my boyfriend.

anonymous asked:

For your consideration - Bi Daphne in the lesbian Niles storyline having issues with her mother because she brushed away her bisexuality as 'a phase' and showed signs of being homophobic towards her previous relationships with women. Their storyline in the show would therefore revolve around Niles being there for Daphne as she prepares to meet with her mother, and the beauty of her mother coming to accept Daphne and coming to love both her and Niles - pretentiouscrane

PLEASE this is so good, and would go so perfectly with the plot where Daphne’s mom first came to town [redacted specific spoilers because you haven’t watched yet]. It would be such a great added dimension to Daphne’s messed up relationship with her mother, especially the positive aspect as their relationship gets a bit better and healthier. :’)