Cagey

ASK: Is Alphys a good assistant?

GASTER
She is when she isn’t slacking off watching anime.

ALPHYS
H-heeey…!

ASK: Did anyone else help you develop the core? What was your inspiration for designing it?

GASTER
My hand-picked team of engineers, and sheer necessity! 

ASK: HOW HIGH ARE YA STANDARDS?

GASTER
Exceedingly high!

ASK: Gaster, tacos or sausages? >:3

GASTER
Saus-

GASTER
-waitaminute.

ASK: AWWW LOOK HE’S TSUNDERE SO CUTEEE

GASTER
Speak English!

ASK: Hot or cold tea? I’d prefer hot tea, because I would rather take the heat. Heh heh.

GASTER
Hot! And freshly brewed.

ASK: Excuse me, Dr. Gaster, I have a few questions. How long did it take to make the core. From a scale from 0-100% how are you doing on your research about the HUMAN SOUL?

GASTER

GASTER
That is not your concern.

anonymous asked:

On a scale of 1 to 10, how good do you think it is for the Professor to have you, Haibara, and the Detective Boys in his life now? Given how eager he is to take you all on trips, he gives off the impression that he might have been more than a little lonely before.

I give it a 9, and I hope everyone else continues to give him company even after I… leave.

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ASK BOX: OPEN AND EMPTY

   “Hey everybody! I know it’s been a while (sorry about that, yikes), but me an’ my pals are back! Went on a bit of a “vacation,” and I got a bit too comfy doin’ nothin’. Sorry to be gone so long, but we’re back, and better than ever! Everythin’s been polished up, and some of that gem sparkle is back in business.

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