ask blair waldorf

directioner-forever-xx  asked:

Hey, i need your help. My bff ex, have this new girl, and he's doing that to make her jelaous. He post their pictures and stuff online, just because he know she'll see it. We already made fake profile and made him fall in love with that fake girl, and it ended up well, he was hurt. Now what? I need new revenge. Can u help me, i could use some ideas :/

Well let’s try this. How about your bff make him jealous just like he did? Give him his own poison. And when he wants to speak with your bff by the way he would speak with her to tell her who the eff that guy next to her is, she should talk to him without cuss words or killer eyes. She should speak like she is so over him and she doesn’t even hate him anymore. This is the most important thing. If you hate someone that person will still feel like you care for them. Honesty is the best weapon. But first talk to your bff and tell her to be honest with herself as well. Was she really jealous because she wanted to see him suffer or was it because she was still in love with him. If she want to make him suffer go ahead and do this plan but if she is still madly in love with her ex give her a time to think before act. Because sometimes we do things before we think and those things come back with even bigger problems. Maybe he is still in love with her as well, that’s why he used some chick to make her jealous. If they are still in love with each other let them think what made them fall apart. And if the reason was something they can fix courage her to make a move to fix it. Because after all those years of me and Chuck fighting over things what we shouldn’t be fighting for I understand that love always wins at the end. But if he is a real asshole humiliate him, make him pay for the pain he coast. Make him feel like shit. You are capable of it because you are a female. And we all know that females can think more complicated than man can. You have your brain and you have your revenges. Feel free to ask me whenever you what on whatever you want, I would gladly help you.

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CHUCK AND BLAIR IN EVERY EPISODE || Seventeen Candles (1x08)

Something this beautiful deserves to be seen on someone worthy of its beauty.

anonymous asked:

Dair was the best thing to come out of the shithole that was Gossip Girl. I loved how good Dan and Blair were for each other, how they truly brought out the best in one another. I loved how they supported each other, how their relationship was built on respect and kindness, how they saw each other as equals. I love everything about them. Such an amazing ship!

Don’t talk to me about Dair. I’ll get really sad and want to slam my head into a wall.

That’s a ship that actually worked and was built up well. It’s not something you would have expected, but when it happens, you’re like “Oh…this makes sense.” and I love that. He calls her out on her shit but also loves her as she is, and she excites him but also teases him so he doesn’t take himself too seriously. It just worked. They said it very well in the play scene.

“He cares about you you, not in spite of who you are, but because of it.”
“Dan loves me for me.”

What was best about that ship was how they started out as friends and fell in love. Whereas Chuck and Blair, there was no friendship. It was just lust and unhealthy attachment.  Why on EARTH would you ship Chuck and Blair when he says things to her like:

“I don’t want you anymore and I can’t see why anyone else would.”

“Now is that it? Or are you going to tell me you love me?”

I don’t want to look up any more quotes. He’s disgusting.

If you look at so many of Blair’s scenes with Dan, she’s happy, she’s smiling. It’s rare that those two had any scenes of anger or sadness. If they did, one was quick to apologize. Oh look at that, a healthy relationship. Unlike Chuck, who never apologized for anything he did to her because he never thought he could be wrong. 

It was always obvious that Dan just wanted Blair to be happy, whether it was with him or someone else. He respected her and her decisions. Chuck was the polar opposite of that. He couldn’t stand the idea of her being with anyone but him and did everything in his power to make sure she would be with him. Yeah, not hard to see what’s better here.

Someone let me know when they understand why Dan and Blair weren’t endgame, because I still don’t get it.

sentence prompts ➝  blair waldorf
  • ❛ It’s not like you ever do anything athletic. ❜
  • ❛ Haven’t you heard? I’m the crazy bitch around here. ❜
  • ❛ What can I say? He brings out the worst in me. ❜
  • ❛ And weirdly, I bring out the best in him. ❜
  • ❛ They say if you hate something you should slam the door in its face. ❜
  • ❛ You think this will be us in 20 years? On to our fourth husbands? ❜
  • ❛ So all is forgiven? ❜
  • ❛ I just feel sorry for you is all. ❜
  • ❛ You gonna be okay?  ❜
  • ❛ Alone all summer without your best friend who always gets you out of trouble? ❜
  • ❛ It’s not like you don’t deserve it. ❜
  • ❛ Game over.  ❜
  • ❛ Is there a reason you’re here?  ❜
  • ❛ Everything’s horrible. My whole life’s falling apart. ❜
  • ❛ You promise? ❜
  • ❛ You had no right to do that. ❜
  • ❛ I’m not a stop along the way; I’m a destination. ❜
  • ❛ Fashion knows not of comfort. ❜
  • ❛ Aren’t you done trying to destroy my night? ❜
  • ❛ Honestly, how tacky are you? ❜
  • ❛ Patience love.  ❜
  • ❛ The sooner we get there the sooner the jig is up. ❜
  • ❛ Oh sweet heaven. ❜
  • ❛ Oh, please! Stop your mouth from moving! ❜
  • ❛ I must have totally blanked on the part where I invited you over. ❜
  • ❛ Because you can’t be trusted. ❜
  • ❛ Wanna get a drink? ❜
  • ❛ You know, I got moves. ❜
  • ❛ Why didn’t you come to me, I would’ve listened. ❜
  • ❛ Do you love me? ❜
  • ❛ I stood by you through all of this but I can’t watch you self-destruct any longer.  ❜
  • ❛ I believed in you. ❜
  • ❛ If I was truly powerful, I’d be content without any man at all.  ❜
  • ❛ Fashion is art and culture and history and everything I love combined. ❜
  • ❛ Nothing’s holding me back anymore. I know what I want and I’m gonna get it. ❜
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A asked: Blair Waldorf as queen

That’s the thing. You need to be cool to be queen. Anne Boleyn thought only with her heart and she got her head chopped off, so her daughter Elizabeth made a vow never to marry a man. She married a country.

Forget boys. Keep your eye on the prize, Jenny Humphrey.

You can’t make people love you, but you can make them fear you. For what it’s worth, you’re my Queen. I choose you.