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Keith: Me had a bonding moment! I cradled you in my arms!

Lance: Nope don’t remember, didn’t happen!

Keith, internally:

Studio Ghibli Sentence Meme
  • “Now I have something I want to protect. It’s you.”
  • “I’m not afraid to die!”
  • “You cannot change fate. However, you can rise to meet it, if you so choose.”
  • “They say that the best blaze brightest when circumstances are at their worst.”
  • “Fear and anger only make it grow faster.”
  • “I think I can handle it.”
  • “Here’s another curse for you - may all your bacon burn.”
  • “Don’t worry! Stay right where you are, I’m coming to get you! You’re gonna be fine, I won’t let him hurt you.”
  • “I need something of yours. How ‘bout your eyes?”
  • “We gotta get out of here! We’re gonna get in trouble!”
  • “You, you sabotaged me! Look! Look at what you’ve done to my hair! Look!”
  • “No more killing. It has to stop!”
  • “You sound ghastly, like some 90-year-old woman.”
  • “Guys, don’t take that food! We’re gonna get in trouble!”
  • “Fight ‘em! C’mon!”
  • “Smile so we can make a good impression.”
  • “We each need to find our own inspiration. Sometimes it’s not easy”
  • “I finally get a bouquet and it’s a goodbye present. That’s depressing.”
  • “Life is suffering. It is hard. The world is cursed. But still, you find reasons to keep living.”
  • “Sorry, it looks like you’re involved.”
  • “Oh, my baby! Are you all right? Are you emotionally traumatized?”
  • “Now I’m trying to look inside myself and find out how I did it.”
  • “Leave before it gets dark.”
  • “Once you do something, you never forget. Even if you can’t remember.”
  • “Cut off a wolf’s head and it still has the power to bite.”
  • “It’s all so familiar yet I know I’ve never been here before. I feel so at home.”
  • “Now I’m trying to look inside myself and find out how I did it.”
  • “I suggest you surrender. There is no ship coming to rescue you.”
  • “I had no idea that my rage could drive me to kill.”
  • “These days, there are angry ghosts all around us - dead from wars, sickness, starvation - and nobody cares.” 
  • “A heart’s a heavy burden.”
  • “Please! You must stop!”
  • “Well, well, well… hello kitty.”
    “You can’t be busy - you’re five!”
  • “So you say you’re under a curse? So what? So’s the whole damn world.”
  • “ I have really had enough of your incredible stupidity.”
  • “Lamebrain! They made an escape! Now step on it!”
  • “I didn’t want them to kill you.”
  • “It’s fun to move to a new place. It’s an adventure.”
  • “Welcome the rich man, he’s hard for you to miss. His butt keeps getting bigger, so there’s plenty there to kiss!”
  • “You shouldn’t be here! Get out!”
  • “He said Mom was ugly, now go get him!”
  • “Kill him and you’ll be famous.”
  • “I’ve seen him do this once before when a girl dumped him.”
  • “S/He’s alive. There goes that dream.”
  • “That was the night I died.”
  • “I’d rather be a pig than a fascist.”
  • “You don’t remember your name?”
  • “Don’t be afraid, I just want to help you.”
  • “Poor kids. I’ll really miss them.”
  • “I don’t fight for honor. I fight for a paycheck.”
  • “ No, No, No! Don’t do this! Help! Help! Crazy lady with the shovel!”
  • “She was once quite beautiful, so I decided to pursue her, then I realized she wasn’t, so then, as usual, I ran away.”
  • “You’re in love. Don’t deny it, you’ve been sighing all day”
  • “She never woke up again.”
  • “You blubber heads! I’m not runnin’ a luxury cruise! Now get to work!”
  • “Why does everything that’s good for you have to taste so bad?”
  • “Whatever you don’t want me to clean, better hide it now!”
  • “This is our little secret. You tell anyone and I’ll rip your mouth off.”
  • “I give up. I see no point in living if I can’t be beautiful.”
  • “If I lose my magic, that means I’ve lost absolutely everything.”
  • “ It’s… you’re scaring me. I have this weird feeling you’re going to leave. ”
  • “There’s a demon inside you.”
  • “Don’t get alarmed but I’m being followed. Act normal.”
  • “Don’t worry, I’ve got four-wheel drive.”
  • “This is what hatred looks like! This is what it does when it catches hold of you! It’s eating me alive, and very soon it will kill me!”
  • “Smooth. Very smooth. You definitely know how to make a good first impression.”
  • “Everyone fears their own mortality.”
  • “Play with me or I’ll break your arm!”
  • “I gotta get out of this place. Someday I’m getting on that train.”
  • “Wait give us a minute! This is clearly harassment.”
  • “Why do fireflies have to die so soon?”
  • “There you are, sweetheart. Sorry I’m late. I was looking everywhere for you.” 
  • “When you’re going to kill a god, let someone else do your dirty work.”
  • “Why did you stop me from killing her?”
  • “When I saw you, I just wanted to find a way to protect you.” 
  • “One thing you can always count on is that hearts change.”
  • “Tell me while you’re still alive!”
  • “This is a tomb for the both of us.”
  • “If nobody comes in, I’m gonna have to eat pancakes forever and be fat, fat, fat! And what am I supposed to do about that?”
  • “Even if you were a woman, you’d still be an idiot!”
  • “What do you say we give 'em a little demonstration of how fast we can run, huh?”
  • “HAM!”
When I try to get my class to go outside

I’m like:

Students are like:


a soft and beautiful man and the sharp asshole that lives in his house

me: wow, i’m glad i gave Boku no Hero Academia another try, this really is a cute, fun show!

Aizawa gets beaten half to death while three of his students watch


anonymous asked:

i think i found another bitty look a like Ethan Hethcote he is a youtuber w his boyfriend- Check this video (BOYFRIEND WORKOUT | MARK AND ETHAN) at 4:15 looks like a Bitty sponsor vlog. :)

This is the video anon is talking about

These are my favourite/most bitty-like photos from his ig:

So uh yes, I complete see it and can we agree that this video is the most zimbits thing?

A post shared by Ethan Hethcote (@ethanhethcote) on Feb 1, 2017 at 8:45am PST

yrvaeder  asked:

13. Klaroline, canon and smutty if possible 💕 These prompts are amazing!

Okay so I haven’t written smut in ages, and a drabble feels too short to do it properly but this is my sorry attempt! This drabble happens in the future with established Klaroline. All TVD/TO canon happened which yes includes the children.

Smut under the read more.

KC + “Looks like we’re gonna be stuck here for a while.”

Klaus stares at the door like he can magically glare it open. The remains of a broken chair lie next to him, while Caroline sits on the sofa, looking entirely too entertained at his tantrum.

“Well it looks like we’re going to be stuck here for a while,” Caroline announces while she jumps up and pours herself a glass of wine.

“This is amusing to you?” Klaus turns to her and throws his hands in the air, “My daughter just locked us in my house so she can go who knows where!” he exclaims.

“She’s a teenager,” Caroline shrugs. “You told her that she wasn’t allowed to go to the party, so she snuck out. It’s completely normal teenager behavior. She just had to be a little more creative because she knows you would have made a spectacle and dragged her back home if she didn’t stop you.”

“So you would be okay if the twins do the same when they’re old enough?” Klaus challenges her while he sits back. He knew he should have just let Hayley and Elijah take care of Hope for the weekend. They had already argued a bunch of times over that stupid party and now… now she was going anyway and he couldn’t leave and get her.

“Oh I doubt they would,” Caroline laughs, “I mean not the sneaking out part, I did that all the time as a kid as well. But I assume they know I would be mad that they snuck out, but I wouldn’t embarrass them and show up at the party to drag them home like you would.”

“So you’re saying this is my fault?”

“Kinda,” she shrugs. “Besides I don’t know what you’re worried about. I already texted Josh and he’s keeping an eye on her.” She turned towards Klaus and hoped he would see reason. “She just wants to be normal, Klaus. Parties other teenagers go to? They are a big part of that.”

“So you’re saying I overreacted?” he moves towards Caroline, who is finishing her wine on the sofa. He knows he tends to react strongly when it concerns the safety of those he loves, but he just wants them in one piece.

“Massively,” Caroline agrees, gesturing to the broken furniture around them.

“So I should just let her do this and walk away scot-free?” Klaus asks for clarification. He might be Hope’s parent, but Caroline is a lot more familiar with parenting in modern times than he is.

“Definitely not,” Caroline laughs, “She deserves some type of punishment, especially since she used her magic on us, but it can wait till tomorrow. Let her have one night of fun before she’s grounded for the next couple of weeks.”

“You’re way too reasonable about this,” Klaus argues and pauses before her. He reaches out and hoists her from the sofa.

“Well someone has to,” she winks at him and smiles, “So… what are we going to do now that we have the whole place to ourselves?”

“I have some ideas,” Klaus murmurs and he flashes forward.

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Fifth part of (x). [2nd] - [3rd] - [4th]
Kara and Lena’s second date takes an unexpected turn.

Lena: “I’m so sorry, Kara.”
Kara: “For the millionth time, it’s totally fine!”
Lena: “I would have it canceled, but these people don’t miss a chance to give me a hard time. They’re constantly seeking for flaws and they can’t wait for me to do some stupid mistake, so they can take charge of everything again.”
Kara: “They can’t do that! This company is yours!”
Lena: “Oh, they can and will if I give them aìeven the smallest reason to do so. It may seem like I’m at the top of everything here, but the truth is I have to get their consent to do the things I want to do.”
Kara: “Okay, that seems incredibly stressful… And you go through this every time?”
Lena: “Oh, hell no. Sometimes I just do it and they have to live with it, but it doesn’t make me very popular, you know.”
Kara: “I can imagine, but… How can they disagree with you?”
Lena: “What do you mean?”
Kara: “I-I mean, how is that possible that they disapprove something you thought? By now you’re doing so great! They must have seen that!”
Lena: “Aww, thanks! But trust me, it’s very possible and it happens quite often. We discuss a lot before I get their approval, but I’m pretty good at getting what I want.”
Kara: “Oh, I bet.”
Lena: “Ohoh, and what’s that supposed to mean?”
Kara: “Just that y-you look like someone who’s… good at this kind of… stuff…”
Lena: “I’m kidding, Kara, relax!”
Kara: “I was very chill when I was waiting here for you!”
Lena: “Oh, so it’s my fault!”
Kara: “No! Well… Yes, it is your fault, ‘cause you do that… thing with your eyes and-”
Lena: “What thing?”
Kara: “The thing… Y-you know…”
Lena: “No, I don’t.”
Kara: “Uff, it’s when… When you look at me in that way of yours, wh-… You’re doing it right now!”
Lena: “Huh?”
Kara: “Yes! That thing you’re doing! Oh, you know exactly what I’m talking about!”
Lena: “No, I swear!”
Kara: “Oh, c’mon, you’re making fun of me!”
Lena: “I would never!”
Kara: “Yeah, try to repeat it without that smugly smile!”
Lena: “Ehm… Yeah, no, I don’t think I can do that.”
Kara: “Ha! Not trust worthy at all!”
Lena: “Alright, alright! But tell me, what were you doing in the waiting?”
Kara: “Well… Since you left me in this very fancy room with high-tech stuff that I totally don’t want to steal, I’ve checked which programs you have on that little Tv of about 90 INCHES - not at all impressed about that -, and guess what I found out!”
Lena: “What?”
Kara: “Somebody is into a ton of Tv shows.”
Lena: “Oh, is that so?”
Kara: “Oooh, yes! So when you stay here at the L-Corp, fooling everyone that you’re still working, you’re acutally on this illegally cozy couch, watching your fave Tv shows on this hugehuge Tv!”
Lena: “Ahh, what can I say, miss Danvers? You got me.”
Kara: “Ah-ha! I knew it!”
Lena: “I’m not even gonna try to defend myself. Now I’m curious, though: what did you watch?”
Kara: “Huh? Oh, right! I was finally watching Stranger Things, since everyon-”
Kara: “… I mean… Not… Not yet?”
Lena: “Kara!”
Kara: “I-I’m sorry?? I was watching other things, I-I planned to watch it someday…”
Lena: “There isn’t a ‘someday’, we’re watching it now.”
Kara: “Oka-”
Lena: “Which episode were you watching?”
Kara: “I-I was in the middle of the third, I think…”
Lena: “Okay, we’re gonna continue from that point on untill you’ve watched the whole season.”
Kara: “O-”
Lena: “The whole season, Kara.”
Kara: “Oka-”
Lena: “Because what the hell.”
Kara: “…”
Lena: “…”
Kara: “Lena Luthor.”
Lena: “Kara Danvers?”
Kara: “You’re such a nerd.”
Lena: “Oh, shush, and pass me my phone: I need to do a call.”
Kara: “Here you go. Is it a business call?”
Lena: “Yes, serious business.”
Kara: “Okay, I’l stay quie-”
Lena: “Hi, this is Lena Luthor, calling from the L-Corp tower: I need twice as my usual order. You can tell to the delivery boy to give everything to my assistant. Perfect, have a nice evening yourself.”
Kara: “… Was it about what I think it was about??”
Lena: “If your guess is ‘food’, then yes. We’re not gonna stop because your belly is rumbling.”
Kara: “You’re making me fall for you, you know that?”
Lena: “That’s the plan, and - as I said -, I’m pretty good at getting what I want.”

re-unknown  asked:

Would you like to share with me which brush do you use to do lineart? Your art is gorgeous.

*internal screaming* OMG OF COURSE! (and you’re pretty amazing yourself!! ;v; )

I use mostly this brush for lineart:

also this one (but I use it more for sketch/lineless):

*note: this brush gets more fuzzy with size. For lineart I use 3-10*

Hope it helps C: