“He springs forth! Ready to face their maker, a smirk stretches across their face, and the slightest of chuckles escapes his beak! Heh, nothin’ personal, Kid. As he stares down his foe, he remembers all the friends he made along his journey, all the children yet unsaved! This would be his final battle! Not just for him, but for the universe itself! He WOULD NOT LOSE!”
“…Are you finished?”
“ *sniff sniff* So tragic… He cannot contain such emotions, so that it may take physical form in tears! This raw feeling swells up inside and bursts out!“
Arceus scrapes his front hoof against the ground repeatedly, like a bull about to charge, but it seems to be an excited gesture... ! To all the small legendaries on this blog who are around-- "How lovely..! Blessed be, my young ones. Grow strong, for I believe in you!"
Wow, Reshi is honored! Thank you for this blessing!!
This blog is already great, anyways what would aliens think of the Super powerful legendary Pokémon? Like to them even the tiny ones are super strong and then there's stuff like arceus that can create entire worlds
“where does the power level stop!? you know, i could understand stuff that generates electricity or fire for protection and hunting, being partly a plant and use the photosynthesis to create energy for themselves, and poison is understandable- BUT WHERE IN EVOLUTIONS NAME, DOES RIPPING THE SPACE TIME CONTINUUM HAPPEN IN A NATURAL EVOLUTIONARY STAGE?”
“WAIT WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE IS MORE THAN ONE OF THESE?”
“human by all means, do you not see how ridicilous it is to say that all of these things are true? i do not longer know what is real or not in this dirt planet. your planet hasnt even existed long enough to be able to evolve in to something like this, and youre telling me there are more than ONE pokémon that can bend space and time?”
“actually they’re two different pokémon, or well, three? four? kinda depends i guess.. i mean, Dialgia bends time, Palkia does space, Arceus created the world, and Giratina can open a rift to a reverse negative dimension. then again, Celebi does travel in time too, but with not the same kind of impact”
“oh yeah sure, as if i will fall for a creature having natural abilities to time travel”
LAVA COOKIES (Note: lava cookies, by definition, are not cookies at all. They are much more like crackers than cookies, though they have a nice sweet hint!)
INGREDIENTS - 1 ¼ cup all-purpose flour -1 ¼ cup mochiko (sweet rice flour)* - 2 tbs sugar - 2 tbs toasted sesame seeds - 1 ½ tsp baking powder - ½ tsp baking soda - 1 tsp salt - 1 cup of water - additional flour for dusting surfaces - oil for deep frying or lightly greased cookie sheets - sheet of nori*
In a food processor, combine the dry ingedients (the first 7 above). Add the water slowly until the dough becomes a firm ball. You might not need to use the whole cup. Wrap the dough in plastic wrap and refrigerate for about 3 hours, until the dough has firmed slightly for rolling. This also cuts back on stickiness.
Roll out the dough to about ½ inch thickness on a lightly floured surface. Also dust your dough cutter with flour to prevent the dough from sticking. Cut circles of dough and reroll as necessary until all dough is cut. Waste not, want not! Cut small, 3x1 inches of nori carefully and lay them over the dough however you want. In Lavaridge town, they fold the nori over the edge of the cookies like rice balls.
To deep fry the dough: heat oil to 375°F and deep-fry a few circles at a time, removing when golden. Drain. The dough will puff up beautifully as it fries. Or: bake the dough on lightly greased cookie sheets. Bake in a preheated 350°F oven for 10 to 15 minutes, until they turn light brown. Remove and cool. The baked dough circles will not puff up as much as the deep fried ones, and they will be much crunchier. Serve immediately, and enjoy. I recommend a piping hot cup of green tea!
*not surprisingly, most people can’t just pick up these ingredients at any old grocery store. Check your local listings for a world market or Asian market, they’ll likely carry these ingredients.