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nagromindahouse  asked:

Genesect, how do you feel about Mewtwo?

Little  Purple Genesect: The emotion of the wedding is too much for Genesect big brother, so NO NO NO NO NO! ! ! !  Break down, Break down, Break down ! ! !  NO NO NO NO NO NO! ! ! !

(As well, little Genesect purple don’t understand… LOL…) 

anonymous asked:

This blog is already great, anyways what would aliens think of the Super powerful legendary Pokémon? Like to them even the tiny ones are super strong and then there's stuff like arceus that can create entire worlds

“where does the power level stop!? you know, i could understand stuff that generates electricity or fire for protection and hunting, being partly a plant and use the photosynthesis to create energy for themselves, and poison is understandable- BUT WHERE IN EVOLUTIONS NAME, DOES RIPPING THE SPACE TIME CONTINUUM HAPPEN IN A NATURAL EVOLUTIONARY STAGE?”

“WAIT WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE IS MORE THAN ONE OF THESE?”

“human by all means, do you not see how ridicilous it is to say that all of these things are true? i do not longer know what is real or not in this dirt planet. your planet hasnt even existed long enough to be able to evolve in to something like this, and youre telling me there are more than ONE pokémon that can bend space and time?”

“actually they’re two different pokémon, or well, three? four? kinda depends i guess.. i mean, Dialgia bends time, Palkia does space, Arceus created the world, and Giratina can open a rift to a reverse negative dimension. then again, Celebi does travel in time too, but with not the same kind of impact”

“oh yeah sure, as if i will fall for a creature having natural abilities to time travel”

LAVA COOKIES
(Note: lava cookies, by definition, are not cookies at all. They are much more like crackers than cookies, though they have a nice sweet hint!)

INGREDIENTS
- 1 ¼ cup all-purpose flour
-1 ¼ cup mochiko (sweet rice flour)*
- 2 tbs sugar
- 2 tbs toasted sesame seeds
- 1 ½ tsp baking powder
- ½ tsp baking soda
- 1 tsp salt
- 1 cup of water
- additional flour for dusting surfaces
- oil for deep frying or lightly greased cookie sheets
- sheet of nori*

INSTRUCTIONS 

In a food processor, combine the dry ingedients (the first 7 above). Add the water slowly until the dough becomes a firm ball. You might not need to use the whole cup. Wrap the dough in plastic wrap and refrigerate for about 3 hours, until the dough has firmed slightly for rolling. This also cuts back on stickiness.

Roll out the dough to about ½ inch thickness on a lightly floured surface. Also dust your dough cutter with flour to prevent the dough from sticking. Cut circles of dough and reroll as necessary until all dough is cut. Waste not, want not! Cut small, 3x1 inches of nori carefully and lay them over the dough however you want. In Lavaridge town, they fold the nori over the edge of the cookies like rice balls.

To deep fry the dough: heat oil to 375°F and deep-fry a few circles at a time, removing when golden. Drain. The dough will puff up beautifully as it fries. Or: bake the dough on lightly greased cookie sheets. Bake in a preheated 350°F oven for 10 to 15 minutes, until they turn light brown. Remove and cool. The baked dough circles will not puff up as much as the deep fried ones, and they will be much crunchier. 
Serve immediately, and enjoy. I recommend a piping hot cup of green tea!

*not surprisingly, most people can’t just pick up these ingredients at any old grocery store. Check your local listings for a world market or Asian market, they’ll likely carry these ingredients.

guzma, gary, red, & sycamore + s/o who caught arceus

ask: anon: “is it ok to ask how guzma, gary, red and sycamore react to their s/o when they say n prove they caught arceus ;3c”

a/n: today was cow day or w/e at chick-fa-la so me n my friends hit up 5 chick-fa-las and got free food at every one god bless

guzma:

  • he’s FLOORED. like, at first he’s like “BET” when you tell him you caught the literal god of the pokemon world. but when he sees it he just kinda… stares at it for a good minute.
  • is highkey jealous and will mope for a little bit because like… NO ONE can get a stronger pokemon than that, but still will challenge you to a battle.
  • when he ultimately loses he’ll mope more (probably), but after that he’ll show you off to everyone like “LOOK AT MY S/O THEY CAUGHT GOD HAHA”.

gary/green:

  • doesn’t believe you at all at first. even when he sees it in front of his face he’s like… “yo this has gotta be a prank.”
  • when he realizes that they actually did catch it, he’d pretend to be nonchalant about it like “i’m still a better catch though, right?” but his smile would give him away.
  • he’s pretty happy for you, of course, and would want you to show him all the things your new pokemon can do!

red:

  • he’s!!! so!! happy for you!! he’s signing so fast you can’t keep up with what he’s saying. 
  • you swear you’ve never seen his eyes get so big as when he first sees the legendary. he’d kiss you on the cheek and pat your head because he is SO proud of you!!
  • of course, he’d want you to use arceus to train his pokemon. (even as the ex-pokemon champ he doesn’t stand a chance rip).

prof. sycamore:

  • believes you before he even sees arceus. he knows your strength, so he would never doubt you.
  • is so interested in the pokemon he would likely ask you to let him study it!! (with your help, of course).
  • he’s very very proud of you!! he’ll pick you up and spin you around and kiss you all over the face because WOW that’s a big accomplishment!

askpokesatan  asked:

[Oh.. Another do-gooding self-righteous mother, is she? Doing everything she saw as just and proper? However, forgotten by the things she saw as mistakes? Oh, how truly sad. Utterly pathetic, even. If this mother so saw itself as something worth remembering, why did she not usher in her presence sooner? Bring 'balance' sooner? Even then, this 'balance'.. Oh, how the creature hoped it would be something of malicious and sinister profit, as an outsider looking in. Was it not?]

“First of all, I never said the mistakes I saw were mine. Second, Avrulian is using all of his power to keep me contained, we’re of equal strength so if I were to try and break out it wouldn’t work, I’ve already tried and exhausted myself. In order to bring about balance I must first strengthen my hold on Adith, I am able to  communicate with my helpers down on earth but I must have them gather more power for me in order to exhaust Avrulian and escape.”

“But I must admit some of it is a wish to exact vengeance.”

< @askpokesatan >

ask-yveltal  asked:

So you're like a deity around here, huh... well, it does please me said deity's a culinary genius! Please, introduce me to your best delicacy! ♥

I have a secret for frosting. 

Whisk together 1 cup of milk with 5 tablespoons of flour and boil it over a stove until the mixture is thick. Whisk it again. Then wait for it to cool completely! After it’s cool, stir in one tablespoon of Vanillish extract. Don’t eat it. It’ll be gross. 

In a separate bowl, whip one cup of sugar with one cup of soft butter. It should be thick and fluffy like Altaria down.

Add your vanilla mixture into the sugar/butter mixture and whip it until it looks like fresh whipped cream. 45 seconds of beating on high should do the trick!

Voila! You have a thick, buttery frosting with a lovely silky texture. It’s my favorite for frosting cakes. Good luck!

-Arceus

Girl in the Tower

Fandom: Pokemon

Pairing: MoonLilyShipping (Lillie/Moon)

Notes: Happy Pokemon Day! 1,332 words. Game Spoilers. Moon = Selene btw. Weird sort of Medieval AU, but Pokemon are still around so…  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Summary: Lillie expected a large, battle-hardened and burly man to enter her chambers, not… whoever this is. (Or, Lady Lusamine locks Lillie in a tower in the woods near Castle Aether and is rescued by a mysterious lady-knight.)

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askkyubeon  asked:

(@wayfarers relic) Amdusias: Now whats a sweet creature like you doing in a dark hole like this?

“You know so little, I was cast aside by my so called ‘mate’, so I embraced my destiny and became the other half this unbalanced world needs. He continues to evade me, he is petty, I will bring balance through darkness.

<Maybe ask more about her ‘plan for balance’?>

Someone called for recipes with Bluk berries in them. Here’s a nice Poffin that goes well in any weather! In the summer, serve with iced tea with lemon. In fall and winter, serve with a cup of your favorite hot tea. 

POFFIN INGREDIENTS 

- 3 cups all-purpose flour
- 1/3 cup white sugar
- 2 ½ tsp baking soda
- ¾ cup butter
- 1 cup buttermilk
- 1 cup fresh Bluk berries

BAKING INSTRUCTIONS 

Preheat your oven to 400 degrees. Sift all the dry ingredients in a large bowl. Cut in the butter, pour in buttermilk, and add the Bluk berries. Knead the poffin dough and form dough into 4-inch balls. Place the poffin dough on a lightly greased cookie sheet. * Bake for 15-20 minutes. Remove to cool, and eat them while their still warm!

*at this point, you can dip the tops of the doughballs in pressed oats, my personal preference! 

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“Hey. Principal Arceus here. I’ve been teaching/raising these two bird monster things since Legendary Pre-school. In fact, all of you darn legends you know and love have been raised by me. I never got thanked for it but whatever, that’s cool. They all live in their own homes anyways. It’s a little unclear whether I’m just their teacher of if I’m also their creator/parent/whatever but blame the creator of this blog for not planning a backstory for this universe.”