ask a troll

Another convo that happened in mementos
  • Yusuke (to Akira): Would you like to go to the supermarket with me sometime? They have a wonderful information kiosk.
  • Ryuji: What kind of invitation is that? Clueless pretty boy..

anonymous asked:

lol @ trolling anon bcz when you try hate at least find something with a semblance of truth. Personally, the moment i discovered phil i remember thinking wow such a wonderful person can exist? and how can someone be so beautiful both inside and outside? (and he is totally the kinda guy i'd wanna marry lol :')) (where cn i find a phil plz?))(Phantasticpheels here, just woke up and wanted to say ilu again bcz i'm still not over what you've done for me with that fic, i am still star struck XD)<3

dude, seriously though? Have you seen the amount of good Phil has done for people? Like, he is such a kind soul. He can’t really dance, but he helped another youtuber who was scared in youtube rewind, and there are so many stories of him just giving people hope, and he gives the best hugs, apparently, and he’s just. He’s a ray of sunshine and he gives people hope. There is no one like him, and I adore him so. He is beautiful inside and out, just like you said. I just want a Phil hug one day. 

Also, hello, you’re so welcome!! I’m really glad you liked it!!

boftboy  asked:

...how would tavros put the poncho on tho. his horns will rip it or get stuck. karkat would be ok...he has very little horns but poor tav. never going to enjoy wearing a poncho

aND FOR MY NEXT MAGIC TRICK, i AM GOING TO STEP INTO THE ARTICLE OF CLOTHING, aND PULL IT OVER MY BODY,

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The mobile network provider RBB’s phone is connected to confirms that (if the phone is pay as you go) in order for the SIM to stay active, someone needs to perform some kind of chargeable usage (a phone call or a text message, something like that, just topping up the credit should be adequate too).

In other words - we already knew this, but - someone is definitely still maintaining the number, nearly 18 months after OTRA ended and over a year since the phone was switched on for any period of time. (Either by paying a monthly bill or by switching it on and topping up or sending a text.)

[if you want to know why I think the phone is pay as you go and not on a monthly contract, click here. If anyone wants more information, send me an ask. I think I might rewrite my thoughts on that later on anyway.]

📚 Author Themed Asks 📚

Because I love books and I CANNOT find an ask-prompt that satisfies my literary sensibilities AND my insatiable desire to troll. (Feel free to reblog). 

F. Scott Fitzgerald: How would you describe your ‘ideal’ brunch attire?

J.K. Rowling: What is your Hogwarts house? 

Donna Tartt: Which of the seven deadly sins are you most guilty of? 

Sylvia Plath: What is your favorite artistic medium?

Dostoevsky: Do you sleep feverishly or perhaps not at all? 

George R.R. Martin: Would you rather marry for wealth/power or murder for it?

J.R. Tolkien: What is your favorite magical creature? 

Jane Austen: What social faux-pas annoys you the most? 

Leo Tolstoy: Do you feel honor-bound to betray aspects of your formally bleak and morally corrupt life?

Hans Christian Anderson: What is your favorite fairytale?

Lord Byron: Are you narcissistic? 

JD Salinger: What is/was your worst subject in school?

Stephen King: What kind of curse would most effectively punish you for disrespecting the sanctity of some Native American burial grounds?

Oscar Wilde:  Would you sweep your rival a magnificently lethal leg at the top of a long flight of stairs? 

Charles Dickens:  How do you really feel about children? 

Edith Wharton: Do you love someone with every fiber of your being but respect them too much to touch them?  

half-decentvibes  asked:

I don't think that men and women are inequal in the united states, if you could explain to me why they are, and why we need feminism in the modern west, I am more than willing to join the cause.

Sealioning (Urban Dictionary)

Original Sealioning comic: #1062; The Terrible Sea Lion (Wondermark, by David Malki)

darknightofthesoul09  asked:

People lile you are ao fucking stupid, the original character has blue eyes and black hair, they didn't try to yellow face Scarlett, they made her look like how the character is drawn.

YOU COMPLETELY MISSED THE NEWS WHERE THEY TRIED TO CGI SCARLETT TO LOOK MORE ASIAN. BUT IT TESTED BADLY SO THEY WENT BACK ON THAT.  STILL THEY COULD HAVE PUT BLUE CONTACTS ON A JAPANESE ACTRESS BUT NO THEY JUST WANTED THEIR WHITE ACTORS IN JAPAN AND TO CULTURALLY APPROPRIATE THE FUCK OUT OF JAPANESE CULTURE.

ALSO FUCKING HOW DID YOU MISS THE FACT THAT THEY LITERALLY TOOK A JAPANESE WOMAN’S BRAIN AND PUT INTO A WHITE BODY? FUCK YOUR RACIST RHETORIC.

MOD M

anonymous asked:

My dude,, , what's your headcanon for how trolls molt?

basically they hibernate in a cocoon for a few days/weeks depending on caste. in the Old Times they had a mucus gland and made the cocoon from scratch but it was exhausting so repuracoons have the dual purpose of being molt vessels! the sopor has to be changed after tho bc its full of broken down carapace and dead skin which is Really Frikken Gross. molting happens every 5 sweeps until the adult molt which is the most dramatic, then its only every 10 or so sweeps and it goes right up until they die. 

they dont turn into mush but they do shed their back plates and grow Really Fast all at once, then grow the plates back. the plates immediately post-molt are kinda soft still so they usually chill until the carapace hardens and their bones stop aching from speed growth. molting is typically followed by a couple days of semi-hibernation and a moirail is recommended for assistance. 

their first molt is the transition from grub to wiggler, and recovery takes a little longer while they wait for the vestigial leg joints to heal over and their skin to adjust. during the first molt they shed a lot of their orange horn fuzz, exposing the yellow tips, and their bottom jaw fuses for eating solids. the protective squishy layer of carapace and stuff gets dissolved to expose their grey skin underneath, and then u have a fully formed Toddler. they can walk within a few hours/days.