ask a homestuck troll

boftboy  asked:

...how would tavros put the poncho on tho. his horns will rip it or get stuck. karkat would be ok...he has very little horns but poor tav. never going to enjoy wearing a poncho

aND FOR MY NEXT MAGIC TRICK, i AM GOING TO STEP INTO THE ARTICLE OF CLOTHING, aND PULL IT OVER MY BODY,

robogreaser  asked:

How would you feel about drawing a cyberpunk/robot Zahhak? I feel like your style would lend itself really well to mecha and metal things.

Due to a manufacturing error, heavy artillery android, serial code 3QU-1U5 was produced with an exceedingly large surplus of strength.

(In a most unusual turn of events, this same defect was observed in both H0R-U55 and prototype 3XP-47R-1473. I question what caused this abundance of strongmen?)

TERMINATION APPROVED 

-Dr. S.Cratch

(part 1, 2, 34)

dezacoke  asked:

Maybe Le Equius or Nepeta cuddle with whoever

i had to shrink the photo a lil bit ri p,, but i think?? this is what you meant :0

ASK-A-TROLL-MEME

Send a symbol and ill answer the question that correlates with it this (reblog to get your trolls asked too)
🐾 What is your trolls Lusus?
✔ do they have a power that is normal to their blood color?
☠What is their God Tier?
🍔 Whats their favorite food?
🕍 What is their hive like?
💗 How healthy is their matespriteship?
💙 How Healthy is their kismeship?
📗Hobbies?
🏹 Whats their strife-kind?
💻 What is their Modus?
🌌 Planet Name???
🏠 How is their respite block decorated?
🌎 What biome do they live in?
📋 Mental or Physical disabilities?
🎧 Favorite Music?
👌 What do they find attractive
🔪Are they Hemo-Loyal?
🔄- Random!! Tell me Anything!!

CG: HEY ASSHOLES. ITS YOUR BENEVOLENT GODS SPEAKING
TG: I thought we agreed to lose the whole benevolent god shtick
CG: SHUT UP OR YOULL RUIN IT
GC: PR3TTY SUR3 YOUR3 TH3 ON3 TH4T RU1N3D 1T THROUGH OV3RUS3
TG: word.
CG: SHUT UP AND FACE THE RIGHT WAY!
GC: WH4T >:?
GG: you guys are a wreck
CG: FINE! YOU DO THE TALKING THEN!
GG: alright i will
GG: ask us anything! :D
TG: (dude shes way better at this than you)


Oops,, I made a new askblog again! Ask these four anything about their post-canon lives!

anonymous asked:

Do you guys have any personal headcanons for any characters?

-Trolls heal much quicker than humans, and highbloods quicker than lowbloods;

-Trolls can survive in intense climates, such as frozen or heated places;

-Dirk can perfectly imitate a seagull;

-Meenah’s braids are actually extensions;

-Once, in winter, Terezi stuck her tongue to a metal pole and Karkat took a good thirty minutes to un-stick her;

-When she feels lonely, Vriska rereads conversations that she had with her former friends;

-Kankri has reading glasses;

-Dirk and Dave watch ‘My Little Pony’ ironically;

-Latula is very protective of Mituna, almost being a yandere.


~some of my headcanons! Hopefully you like them!