I'm sorry to be a bother, but I recently went through a bad breakup (I was cheated on) and I could really really use some cheering up. I'd appreciate help from any of you wonderful people.
Honey: *chin wobble* That’s mean! I can’t believe someone would do that to you!
Mori: Or anyone for that matter.
Tamaki: Oh Princess, fret no more! Here at the Host Club we offer sanctuary to anyone in need! Here’s my hanky, go ahead and dry your tears. *Hands guest a hanky even though his own eyes begin to water*
Twins: Hey boss, I think we oughta teach this jerk some manners.
Kyoya: As thoughtful as your suggestion may be, this is really a matter that needs to be handled discreetly.
And we need to keep our hands clean from any impending lawsuits.
Honey: I think this jerk just needs to remember… I’ve
killed intimidated before. So has Takashi.
Tamaki: That’s it, lads! We’ll fight like gentlemen and settle this with a duel!
Tamaki: *throws glove* AT DAWN WE FIGHT!
Haruhi: Ignore those losers. They mean well but can honestly get a little carried away. I think what they’re trying to say is that you’re worth too much to be with a person who disrespects you. Remember that you are valuable and deserve much better, and if being single for a while is the only way to stay true to your shine, then that’s perfectly acceptable.