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anonymous asked:

Do you ship jalec cause you hate Malec?

Hi! No, not at all.

I don’t ship Jalec because I hate Malec, nor do I feel the need to hate on Malec to justify my love for Jalec.

I don’t even particularly hate it, to be honest. I’m just not feeling it. I mean, I started watching the show because of cute Malec gifsets (I think it was around the time 1x07-ish was airing on tv?), and I’ve said this a thousand times, by the 4th episode I was like ‘’da fuq? Where did all this Jalec gloriousness come from? Why are these two in love? Why is nobody talking about this?’’ And that’s how my Jalec love started, all their backstory and angst and Alec’s unrequited love but also Jace’s heart-eyes-that-I-still-don’t-get made them my otp.

Pretty soon I did start disliking Malec cause back in season 1 Magnus was acting all entitled to Alec and there was that cringeworthy moment with Alec asking Magnus what he wanted in return for helping Izzy and Magnus said ‘’you’’ and like…ugh. But no, I don’t hate them. I think they’ve shaped up to be your run of the mill insta-love, and on that front Clace is worse (Clace makes me cringe, tbqh). And the writing for Jalec itself has been horrid at times. Like with the fact that Alec can feel it when Jace cuts his hand but Alec could be facing a troll and three Balrogs and Jace would be mooning over Clary. But then you get Jace doing everything in his power to reach sleeping beauty and ~bring him to life and…yeah. Shitty writing all around.

If we’re gonna look at the writing I think every shipper can find a gazillion reasons to ship their otp and a gazillion reasons not to. It’s just that kind of thing :P (Which makes me so mad cause I love the actors and characters so much and the show could!be!so!great!).

Therefore, I just happened to love Jalec before Malec even had a chance with me. Even though I started watching the show for Malec in the first place. And right now I’m okay with Malec (’’i’m okay’’ = I tolerate it cause well, they do have a lot of issues - it’s just that everything in this show has issues aka bad writing, so I can’t really base my dislike on actual canon cause actual canon fucks everything up, pretty much), they’ve been kinda okay this season, but it’s still insta love and needs sooo much development, whereas Jalec already HAS all the development in the world and the writers just aren’t doing anything with it - until they remember to re-enact Sleeping Beauty and kill us all, that is.

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SuperCorp + Text Posts from the Amazing SuperCorp Fandom (pt 1) 

anonymous asked:

What's your favorite recipe?

not combat rations, thats for sure. ive had enough of those for a lifetime. 

but my latest food hit has been pretzel bites. pretzels are an awesome food but rarely available fresh when i want to eat them, which is usually when i’ve woken up in the middle of the night. they’re relatively labor-intensive to make, which is good once the insomnia sets in. keeps me busy. plus, pretzels are sweet on the inside, salty on the outside, just like me. except im also salty on the inside. dont listen to steve.

when i make pretzels, it’s by the metric ton, so the recipe i have makes approximately a million of them.probably you will not want this many, because you don’t have thor or steve to help you eat them. or clint. probably you could just shove some into a vaccum cleaner instead, thatd be about the same. so divide the recipe in half or quarters for normal human consumption. take 11 cups of flour, 1 cup of brown sugar, ½ cup of oil and mix. 4 cups of warm water gets 11 teaspoons of yeast and sits for a bit, then goes in the flour mix. then mix it and let it rise for about an hour. the dough should be sticky to the touch and absolutely awful to get out of your metal fingers. while you wait, wander your living area for some poor sucker to rope into helping you, because stage 2 is easier with help. or you can sit down and wonder why you talk yourself into doing things like this. consider your choices. it’s already too late to go back to sleep; youve got dough rising.

get a deep fry pan or sauce pan and fill with about two inches of water. bring it to a rolling boil on the stove and add in three or so tablespoons of baking soda. you really can’t do too much of that, as long as the water’s not getting super cloudy. preheat the oven to 400 degrees. wake steve up and tell him he has to help. 

get a couple egg yolks in a bowl with a basting brush, and find some kosher salt or sea salt. grease up a few pans. 

flour a surface and roll the dough out until it’s between ½ and ¼ in thick. get your poor unsuspecting minion to cut out bite sized bits. i use an inch and a half circle cookie cutter, but you can use whatever you want, really. tony used a laser cutter last time i let him help, which was…not ideal.

drop the cut outs into the boiling soda water, and let them sit for a few seconds, then fish them out. you can use your robot hand for that, but again, you’ll be getting dough out of it for days. i let them drip dry on a cookie drying sheet, but you could also drop them on a clean dishtowel i guess. you just dont want them to be wet when you put them on the cookie sheet. 

they’re not gonna expand a ton, so just stuff em up close to each other on the sheet. paint the tops with egg yolks and sprinkle with salt. pop em in the oven for 10-15 min or until golden brown. 

repeat the boiling-and-baking until you want to die, then keep going until you run out of dough. while the last batch is baking, take a half a stick of butter, a quarter cup of flour and make a roux in a saucepan. add two cups of milk and two cups of cheddar cheese, some salt and pepper to taste, and a quarter cup of mustard, give or take. im showing you how much to use with my hands but you cant see it. sorry, i dont really measure stuff most of the time. heat and stir till it’s melty and amazing, and dip pretzels on in there. 

by the time you have completed this process and eaten as many pretzel bites as you want–and there will be enough. it’s a dang big recipe–you will want to enter a food coma and sleep forever. or for 70 years or so.

there. insomnia fixed.

anonymous asked:

I feel like Derek would just spoil Stiles rotten! You see Derek never really got to be a teenager courtesy: Kate Argent and well Stiles after his mom's death had to grow up too quickly and then the financial issues of the Stilinski household not to mention his best friend turning into a freakin werewolf! So yeah Stiles didn't get a normal teen life either so you can bet my ass that Derek does everything in his willpower and bank account to remedy that. And he's so extra with it and Stiles just!!

This is such a cute ask!! And it’s absolutely a headcanon of mine that Derek would hate spending his inheritance on himself (see: him having hundreds of thousands of dollars and squatting in an abandoned train depot), and also a headcanon that Laura and Derek had a tradition on spending it on each other on holidays for extravagant things (that’s where the Camaro came from) so Derek buying Stiles nice things or surprising him with expensive trips is just completely fitting to me.

And the thing is, Stiles would probably be put off by it at first. Like… “dude, these are nice but you have me, ok? You don’t need to win me and you definitely don’t need to buy me.” And the ridiculous thing, the thing that makes Stiles feel guilty about all the amazing (and expensive) gestures is that Derek never buys himself anything, never gets anything new for the house or buys himself books or goes out to restaurants unless he thinks Stiles will like them or spends money on anything beyond the bare essentials unless it’s for Stiles or one of the pack.

But eventually I think it would probably click eventually –– when Derek’s planning a trip to the Caymans because “Stiles, you like beaches and the water’s incredible there, look at these pictures, and see, you can swim over the reefs and there’s a boat trip to pet stingrays, you’ll like that” –– that Derek’s not doing any of this to buy Stiles, or because he thinks he has to impress Stiles with expensive things to keep him, or even necessarily for Stiles. Yes, he genuinely thinks Stiles would like the trip, and Stiles is sure he will, but Derek’s face has just this little hint of shy excitement when he’s talking about stingrays and about all the water activities they can do… and Stiles realizes that this is something Derek really wants to do. For Derek.

And he probably also really wanted to try out that nice restaurant last week –– the one that was strangely fancy and lacking in burgers, considering Derek had framed it as a “place Stiles would love,” and Derek has spent a hell of a lot more time on that porch swing than Stiles ever has, even though Derek had made it so Stiles “would have a place to sit if the pack was ever out back training.”

Derek does buy himself things, sometimes, slipped in between the newest Playstation and the trip to Comic Con and all the things that are genuinely and truly meant just to brighten Stiles’ life. He just doesn’t know how to say that –– to admit it to even himself, maybe. To give anything nice to himself, because he still doesn’t feel, deep down, like he deserves it.

So Stiles lets Derek book that trip, and the stingray boat ride, even though he’d really rather stay at the beach and not risk his life to stinging, thank you very much. And he stops complaining when Derek buys him expensive things –– buys them expensive things –– loving the little moments where Derek buys something that’s just clearly not Stiles-centric for the thrill of watching Derek indulge himself, even secretly.

arm wrestled dum-e today. does it count as arm wrestling when his whole body is an arm? or is it just wrestling then

steve drew me, and then tony added dum-e to the sketch. nice to see them getting along.

this is just before the table snapped under us. that red stuff is blood from the nosebleed i got, and that white is when dum-e decided that spraying me down with the fire extinguisher would help with the nosebleed

it did not.

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awesome-sauce-shit  asked:

Hi lovely! I was wondering if you had any cute dinosaur diys? Love you blog 💖

Please have a look at my #dinosaur tag for past DIYs! ⭐️

DIY Party Dinos

DIY Dinosaur Ring Holders

DIY Gold Dinosaur Necklace

DIY Colourful Bag Charms

DIY Dino Plush


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The 99 questions no one asks

the questions

1:Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed? 
2:Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel? 
3:Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out? 
4:Have you ever stolen a street sign before? 
5:Do you like to use post-it notes? 
6:Do you cut out coupons but then never use them? 
7:Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees?
8:Do you have freckles?  
9:Do you always smile for pictures?
10:What is your biggest pet peeve?
11:Do you ever count your steps when you walk?
12:Have you ever peed in the woods? 
13:What about pooped in the woods?     
14:Do you ever dance even if theres no music playing? 
15:Do you chew your pens and pencils? 
16:How many people have you slept with this week? 
17:What size is your bed? 
18:What is your Song of the week? 
19:Is it okay for guys to wear pink? 
20:Do you still watch cartoons?
21:Whats your least favorite movie? 
22:Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some? 
23:What do you drink with dinner? 
24:What do you dip a chicken nugget in?
25:What is your favorite food? 
26:What movies could you watch over and over and still love? 
27:Last person you kissed/kissed you? 
28:Were you ever a boy/girl scout? 
29:Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine? 
30:When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper? 
31:Can you change the oil on a car? 
32:Ever gotten a speeding ticket? 
33:Ever ran out of gas? 
34:Favorite kind of sandwich?  
35:Best thing to eat for breakfast? 
36:What is your usual bedtime?
37:Are you lazy?
38:When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween?
39:What is your Chinese astrological sign?
40:How many languages can you speak?
41:Do you have any magazine subscriptions? 
42:Which are better legos or lincoln logs? 
43:Are you stubborn? 
44:Who is better…Leno or Letterman? 
45:Ever watch soap operas?
46:Are you afraid of heights? 
47:Do you sing in the car?
48:Do you sing in the shower? 
49:Do you dance in the car? 
50:Ever used a gun?
51:Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer? 
52:Do you think musicals are cheesy?
53:Is Christmas stressful? 
54:Ever eat a pierogi?
55:Favorite type of fruit pie?
56:Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
57:Do you believe in ghosts? 
58:Ever have a Deja-vu feeling? 
59:Take a vitamin daily?
60:Wear slippers?
61:Wear a bath robe? 
62:What do you wear to bed? 
63:First concert?
64:Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart? 
65:Nike or Adidas? 
66:Cheetos Or Fritos? 
67:Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?
68:Ever hear of the group Tres Bien? 
69:Ever take dance lessons? 
70:Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing? 
71:Can you curl your tongue? 
72:Ever won a spelling bee?
73:Have you ever cried because you were so happy? 
74:Own any record albums? 
75:Own a record player? 
76:Regularly burn incense?
77:Ever been in love?
78:Who would you like to see in concert? 
79:What was the last concert you saw? 
80:Hot tea or cold tea? 
81:Tea or coffee? 
82:Sugar or snickerdoodles?    
83:Can you swim well?  
84:Can you hold your breath without holding your nose? 
85:Are you patient? 
86:DJ or band, at a wedding? 
87:Ever won a contest? 
88:Ever have plastic surgery? 
89:Which are better black or green olives?
90:Can you knit or crochet? 
91:Best room for a fireplace? 
92:Do you want to get married? 
93:If married, how long have you been married?
94:Who was your HS crush? 
95:Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way? 
96:Do you have kids?
97:Do you want kids?
98:Whats your favorite color? 
99:Do you miss anyone right now? 

ab-normality  asked:

songbird + secret relationship/friends to lovers (thank you!)

Fools Like Me by Lisa Loeb

I see your two tropes and raise you a third. So have this friends to lovers/secret relationship/fake relationship fic. I ended up working on this a few days in a row because it was being difficult and begged to be longer than a short exercise. Thanks to @high-seas-swan​ for getting me writing last night and finishing this. 

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When the hostess asked how many in their party Elsa held up three fingers and gave Killian a smirk that made him nervous. She meant well but had an annoying habit of trying to set him up. He could have told her he wasn’t ready to move on from Milah which wasn’t exactly true, he could have told her his heart was engaged elsewhere but that was a little too true, instead, he avoided and made excuses. But she seemed to have found a way around that strategy.

“Love, who is joining us this afternoon?” He asked as they were escorted to their seats.

“Emma.”

“Swan? Why did you invite her?” Killian tried to keep his voice level but he couldn’t help the flutter of excitement. Had Elsa managed to match him with the only woman he cared to be with? Quickly he reined in the thought, Emma was just one of their friends and Elsa had likely invited her as a friend.  

As they sat Elsa gave him a chiding look. “Killian, I know. Emma told me.”

He prided himself on his quick mind and ability to understand people and situations, it was one of the reasons he was a good lawyer, but he was struggling to wrap his mind around what Elsa was talking about.

“Told you what, exactly?”

“She told me about, you know.” Elsa smiled and then leaned forward to whisper. “That you two are dating.”

Killian’s mouth dropped open and his mind scrambled to make sense of a word that, up until that moment, had seemed so common. Him and Swan, dating? It was something he had wanted, had thought about more times than he could count, had assumed wasn’t possible because she saw him only as a friend–not boyfriend material as she had once said. It was something he had put far from his mind as he focused on being the kind of steady friend that she needed but now…

“Dating? She told you that?”

“Don’t look so surprised. She is my best friend, she was bound to tell me eventually. And don’t get mad at her either I kind of forced the issue by springing a blind date on her.”

Suddenly Killian understood exactly what had happened. Emma, not wanting to go on a date but not wanting to say why, had reached for an excuse that Elsa couldn’t push away. And since he spent so much time with Emma Elsa hadn’t thought to question it, she had probably squealed in delight at the idea of her two friends getting together. But why hadn’t Emma warned him, told him she was using him to get out of the clutches of well-meaning matchmakers?  

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anonymous asked:

who's the tf headcanon crew?

The Squadtm  XD

This is certainly not a comprehensive list by any means, but the ones that I know and love (in no particular order) would be…

Like I said, this isn’t everybody.  These are just the people I follow and am more familiar with.  I’m sure there are plenty more headcanon blogs to be found out there.

anonymous asked:

vmin and sope are my top ships and ive been craving for good fics to read~ i was wondering if you know some? (any kind or smut would be ok too)

I know a lot, VMin and YoonSeok are some of my favourite ships out there! Well, let’s see how many fics I can rec until I have to go ;;

VMIN:

tell me we’ll never get used to this by cumulus [rated E, 3k]

game face on by stoplight (orphan_account) [rated E, 8k]

kinky sex makes the world go ‘round by polymaknaes [rated E, 3.8k]

you are my sunshine (my only sunshine) by wowoashley [rated M, 7k]

tonight, we’ll defy the stars (hello my old heart) by fifty-one sunsets (idyleski) [rated G, 22k]

i’m a teepee, i’m a wigwam (calm down, man - you’re two tents) by bazooka [rated E, 9k]

‘til morning comes, let’s tessellate by maxx [rated E, 8k]

to be alone with you by knth [rated E, 10k]

you’re the best (i wanna know about your day) by kaythebest [rated T, 8k]

Of Copper and Tellurium(You’re CuTe) by Crystallurvesft [rated G, 2k]

never shoot to miss by umji [rated T, 14k]

it’s your heart i wanna live (& sleep) in by knth [rated T, 22k]

And then the rest in my small collection right here!

YOONSEOK:

can you trust me? by tvxq [rated T, 3k]

father forgive me (for i have sinned) by sungmin (jeonggukkie) [rated E, 7k]

happy birthday, love of mine by jjks [rated E, 4k]

sometimes i think that i know by shikae (39smooth) [rated T, 1k]

I could breathe easier (once I brought you back in) by sonyeondanbiased (orphan_account) [rated T, 4k]

Home by almostblue (fictionalaspect) [rated E, 1k]

Fated to You (It’s Pretty Great) by infinitizeit [rated T, 2k]

dear me (from ten years ago) by shikae (39smooth) [rated G, 4k]

Conversations And Exhortations To One Min Yoongi by shikae (39smooth) [rated E, 9k]

Calm by interrupted [rated G, 1k]

placeholder come and take mine by shikae (39smooth) [rated T, 2k]

Comatose by infinitizeit [rated G, 2k]

You Should Let Me Love You by infinitizeit [rated T, 7k]

And all this devotion (I never knew at all) by inkingbrushes [rated T, 8k]

drive to the stars by inkingbrushes [rated T, 13k]

Down For Your Rhythm by taethereal [rated E, 17k]

Okay I had time for more than I thought! Hope you enjoy all these and if you’re done and still want more check out the VMin, and Yoonseok tags but also send us some more asks!

-Admin Nana