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khuzduel asked:

what about an au where they meet as teenagers (shhh au liberties with age differences) and thorin makes bilbo a friendship bracelet where there is a charm of half an acorn to match the one that thorin has with half an acorn and they dont see each other for years and bilbo leaves the shire to visit erebor (smaug??? who is this smaug) and thorin is like "*-* it is you shit i had the biggest crush on u" when he sees him and bilbo is like "YOU ARE A PRINCE???? U NEVER TOLD ME" cue embarrassed thorin

okay OKAY important are we talking modern au or middle-earth au because I automatically went with modern and imagined these nerds like hanging out in high school or something and bilbo being an adorable bookworm whose dad owns a greenhouse and whose mum is a cartographer and travels the world and thorin is a lanky dumbass who hasn’t really grown into his limbs OR nose yet and he’s like a couple of months and one obscure band concert away from his punk stage

but for now he’s just really obsessed with his guitar and carries it everywhere and probably gets a part-time job at bungo’s greenhouse and is really embarrassed about it until he meets bilbo and is like ‘wait do you sit behind me in maths or’ and they end up studying together and drinking belladonna’s lemonade under the secluded oak tree beyond bungo’s greenhouses and become really odd friends and bilbo helps thorin with english and draws sketches of him with all the flowers surrounding them when he’s not looking, and thorin helps bilbo with maths and writes lyrics that might or might not be about him ssshh that’s what obscure allegories are for

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anonymous asked:

Okay so. I'm pretty new to this whole Larry thing and I've basically spent the last three days on your blog because I couldn't get enough of them but halfway through I started thinking, what if we really do read too much into all of it. What if they're really just very close friends and this whole shipping thing is only dragging them down and making them miserable, that's why there isn't as much interaction as there used to be. There's always more than one way to interpret things... Or [...] -L

[cont] what if they really were dating in the beginning but they aren’t anymore. I mean, Louis does seem genuinely pissed off about the rumours. And admittedly, he really is quite “flamboyant”, as he put it, and very touchy-feely (not only with Harry), but not every hetero guy has to fit the typical no homo dudebro image, right? I do believe Harry is at least bi/pan, or even gay, but that doesn’t necessarily mean he’s dating Louis..? So yeah, these are just some of my thoughts, but […] -L

[cont2] I’m pretty sure you’re more into that whole matter so please PLEASE feel free to prove me wrong. (Wow sorry this just turned into a three part ask, but I really couldn’t make it shorter) -L

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Well, three days is probably a bit soon to completely make up your mind—to form a firm conclusion you have to be able to run through all of the possible scenarios, like, they’re both queer but not dating, they’re just friends with benefits, they were together at the beginning but not any more (presumably since late May 2012 when the iron closet was first imposed), they have an open relationship, they cheat on each other, it’s fan service/queer baiting, etc etc. And then having gone through all the alternative explanations for what you see, you need to be able to point to concrete instances and ask, does this make this particular scenario plausible or not so plausible? 

It also helps to be able to distinguish what’s more important from what’s less important. Louis’ flamboyancy isn’t really /that/ important. What’s more important are more concrete indications of sexual attraction, like commenting on somebody’s physical attractiveness, constant staring and touching, making sexual innuendo about them. And what I always say is my own personal heuristic evaluating what I see: distinguishing between what’s done for attention, what’s not done for attention, what’s easy to fake, what’s not easy to fake. I myself always paid close attention to signs of physical intimacy between them that would be very hard to fake, especially since the beginning and over time, and so for me their body language has been the number one reason grounding what I see. Others feel less confident about that and so for their them their number one reason are the tattoos—which are not something people not in a relationship are going to do, nor will they do it to fake a relationship, it’s way too permanent and there are easier ways of faking a relationship. For me, their tattoos are a strong number two. But Louis and Harry have been so strictly separated that you can’t see them interact and judge the nature of their interactions, which means that at this point you basically have the tattoos to tell you that they haven’t recently broken up. He got the dagger though, and all that.

I am very grateful to theharryandlouistreatise for laying it all out in a systematic way (this is also helpful). I myself basically have it all in my head and scattered in various tags on my blog, because I went through this process for myself a long time ago. And it’s a good place to go to so that you can go through the process—because we all need to make up our minds for ourselves—especially so that I don’t have to write a new treatise for new visitors every other day, which would get exhausting for me and make it difficult for me to move on to new discussions.

ETA: Looking for a time when I quoted Lessing on ‘rules of thumb’ heuristics I found this old post.

anonymous asked:

Can please to stop posting Destiel. Not everyone ship it. I followed you for Dean Winchester related things not fanon related things.

I’ve answered questions like this before and the answer is no. Whether you like it or not, Dean has relations to many characters in Supernatural. Castiel, Sam, Bobby, Jo, and so on. Our blog revolves around Dean, but also around the relations he has with other characters. I’ve made the deliberate choice to allow ship posts into our blog provided that we tag them (which we do). So, if you do not like seeing a certain relationship, then you can easily blacklist it. If you refuse to do that, then you can simply unfollow if it bothers you that much. 

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Anonymous said: Please cosplay APH Norway he’s my weakness.

Anything with stripes will do, amrite„ 
Well what the hell. I tried. ( T∀T)ノ

Send me a character and I’ll do my best to cosplay them with what I have on hand!

frustratedoctor asked:

Also have you ever considered that Sherlock could be an orphan? (Forget abt his parents for now) Mycroft as an overly caring big brother would make sense (the cctv and all), Sherlock and his homeless network would make sense, Sherlock wearing nice clothes now that he can afford them, Sherlock not knowing how family works, Sherlock not knowing how to express his feelings, Sherlock never talking about his childhood... Think about that little, too thin boy in an orphanage, so alone and lonely

Wow, it makes sense.
And “the third brother”? Someone who was close to Sherlock and Mycroft in orphanage but betrayed them and now they don’t talk about him?

faenris asked:

how do Bree and iron bull get along?

They’re friends/friendly.  Bree’s always willing to lend an eager ear to hear what stories and adventures he and his Chargers have been on and she tries to be drinking buddies (she tries so hard to keep up).  

Oh god and there’s this adorable convo between Vivienne and Bull:

  • Vivienne: Now, Bull, the steps of the Dance of Six Candles?
  • Iron Bull: Wait a minute! I know what this is. You’re screwing with me because you look like a Tamassran. It’s the whole “authoritative female” thing. Plus, that hat with the horns… you’ve been playing me. Well, I was trained by the Ben-Hassrath. You think I don’t know how to handle manipulation?
  • Vivienne: Bull, step step turn…
  • Iron Bull: (Sighs.) Step, shuffle, spin… …ma’am.

I would LOVE it if Bree could be Bull’s dance partner should Vivienne decide to further test him on his dancing knowledge.

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beamanjinxflinger

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Can you do aph Austria?

I really could not take this seriously. I am so sorry. Oh my god.
(I used my Romano wig for this and it’s too red and stuff also I derped and could not take good selfies.)
I am obviously taking this very seriously. 

Send me a character and I’ll do my best to cosplay them with what I have on hand!

anonymous asked:

Hi there, I was wondering why on your TG ppt (which is A++ btw) is says "btw they all play instruments and have a band and if you knew why your heart would die" like I knew they had the band but not for a specific reason? Or do you mean it was for the comic relief show?? Sorry bit confused

First of all, thank you! Glad you like it

RE: Top Gear band and why I’m emotional about it. It actually started as part of Richard’s healing process, in a way.

Right after Hammond’s accident in 2006, Jeremy started playing the drums to have something to do while Richard recovered until they started filming again. At one point they realized what it meant if he learned to play:

Richard Hammond plays the bass, James May is a classically trained pianist, and our producer fancies himself as a singer. So if I could learn the drums we could form the Top Gear band and have a Christmas No 1 with a cover of Radar Love. It was something that cheered Richard up. Something he could look forward to. (x)

:’)

anonymous asked:

Are you and charlesoberonn secret lovers

Hi! My name is Thilk-Chan. I am your average teenage boy but my life is about to change today when i meet my other half: Charles-Senpai!

anonymous asked:

I don't know if you've ever touched on this in your discussions about zoro, but what if zoros terrible sense of direction isn't actually just that. Maybe every time he's gotten lost he has some sort of internal compass pointing him in the direction of the island he's from. Like it's his homeland calling out to him or something, idk just a thought.

What an interesting theory, sorta like how Dragon always looks to the East when the wind is blowing you mean?

I prefer to think that Zoro’s internal compass tends to guide him where he needs to be? of course he ends up in random odd places too, but he’s usually relatively close to where “fate” needs him to be? like when he was heading for grove 1 in Shabody? (or he could just be like me and always too busy thinking about other things than where he’s going.)

Your theory could be true anon, this is One Piece after all, anything can happen. Even my  super secret ultra crack theory about an evil witch cursing zoro to loose his sense of direction because he ate her onigiri as a child. but that one is secret and know one knows about that one.

but what if Zoro’s sense of direction is like a compass that always points home, and when he gets home he starts spinning in circles uncontrollably and then he throws up and faints.

like a compass on the poles. 

except compasses don’t faint.

 or throw up.

anonymous asked:

Imagine Sherlock suddenly grabbing Johns wrist and pulling him into a kiss just to break it a few seconds after and staring into Johns eyes. John is overwhelmed and confused and when Sherlock said: "For an experiment." John got really angry. A few days later, Sherlock did the same thing again and John shouted at him for doing so. Sherlock just grinned like an idiot and told him: "Dilated pupils and your heart is beating faster than usually." John swallowed, [part 1]

Anonymous said: 

 Sherlock had found out how he felt. “Sherlock”, he mumbled, hurt that Sherlock was playing with him like this. But then, Sherlock took Johns hand and layed it around his wrist. “My heart is racing John..”, he whispered. [part 2]

*tiny squeak* OMG~♥

anonymous asked:

Hi! I'm sure you've gotten this before, but I'm on mobile so I can't find it :/ what're a few sites that sell #blacklivesmatter shirts that actually contribute to causes

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