asier illarramendi

I love real madrid

so let’s start with RAUL

because i fuckin love raul

and nobody could be like him.

now… CRISTIANO RONALDO yes..

this idiot its really really really really good, and you know,IS THE BEST

Gareth Bale

he loves cristiano (who dont?, ah yeah the cules.. no wait them love cristiano too)

thumb up for the baby!!! Raphaël Varane:

who is cute as hell???! yes varane!

ladies and gentlemen….SERGIO fuckin perfect RAMOS

im just gonna say “MINUTO 93”

now, everyone stop…..
PEPE

MEJOR DEFENSA DEL MUNDO (and he also has a gorgeous hairstyle
):

now time of the most beautiful beard in all RM

el es tan hermoso *-* DANI CARVAJAL

fabio coentrao

vitoria( his daughter) its tooo much beatiful!

EL ALMA DEL REAL MADRID, EL MAS HERMOSO! MARCELO

aklhfsdljghdlgkd! i just love him *-* es el mas divertido, y asjfhdjskfhs LO AMO

now ufff!such a baby! NACHO FERNANDEZ

TOO much perfect, sexy, hot and omg YES! good player!


the one and onlyy….. SAMI KEDHIRA

so sexy

and talking about germany TONI beatiful KROOS

JUST LOOK THAT BABY FACE

now lets talk about the son lost and found of xabi alonso… i mean ASIER ILLARRAMENDI

I swear its xabi..

sajkhfjkasfhjkasf TIME OF THE MOST PERFECT PERSON!
ISCO ALARCON

deberia ser ilegal la existencia de personas como el….

he JUST PERFECT AND you can NOT forget morisco *-*

now people one one that is so beautiful! and cute

i mean LUKA MODRIC
(just remember he cut off his hair, like a promise for winning la decima)

now EL GATO KARIM BENZEMA

él es in-cre-i-ble

and… yes the love of my life
jesé perfect rodriguez

and LA MANO ARRIBA si tu amas a jesé, es un increible jugador!!

y para terminar,ladies and gentlemen, please welcome… IKER CASILLAS

best portero!!!!


and, that is all.. i dont need more reasons… you know players have come and gone. Pero una vez blanco, siempre Blanco.
Real Madrid as Harry Potter characters

Cristiano Ronaldo as Harry Potter

The living legend that everyone knows, the Chosen One. Some people love him, some hate him to death (mainly Voldemort and culés). Saves the world most of the time, loves his house (club). Unlike real Harry, doesn’t have the scar (he thanks God for it every morning).

James Rodríguez as Ginny Weasley

Desperately in love with Harry (Cris) since Day 1. At the first sight quiet and shy, but actually very skilled in combat and will never step down. Doesn’t need protection, can take care of himself (well, except that one time with the basilisk, you know).

Fábio Coentrao as Ron Weasley

In love with Cris as well (but let’s just call them best friends). Mostly lives in Cris’ shadow but he’ll content himself with less fame and more family happiness. Let’s be honest, every big wizard needs a friend like this.

Isco as Hermione Granger

The brightest wizard of his age, talented, also really badass. Doesn’t really like breaking the rules, but understands that sometimes it’s necessary. Kinda awkward when it comes to relationships other than friendship, but would never leave a person in need behind.

Gareth Bale as Hagrid

The giant that loves Cristiano, James, Fábio… hell, everyone. But he prefers to protect them and watch over them than mingle in their teenage loves.

Marcelo&Pepe as Fred&George

Inseparable, with their own sense of humor that tends to be dangerous. Their friends love them, the professors (referees) not that much.

Asier Illarramendi as Nymphadora Tonks

People sometimes think of him as of the clumsiest person in the world and generally underestimate him, but he truly loves his friends and would die for them. He’s still a big child inside, though.

Karim Benzema as Madame Maxime

You don’t want to mess with him - there is a kind heart underneath the imposing exterior, but still, making a half-giant angry is never a good idea.

Sergio Ramos as Sirius Black

The guy that always gets into problems, though not always it’s his fault. Would die for his friends and mainly for his godson (Cris). True Marauder, no pranks no fun, acts first, thinks later.

Luka Modrić as Neville Longbottom

The one with sad childhood, the one everyone used to make fun of. At the beginning, nobody thought he could be big. But he grew up into a great wizard always ready to help his friends.

Toni Kroos as Luna Lovegood

The kind one, somehow odd but extremely loyal and supportive. Doesn’t belong into the immediate pack of Cristiano’s suitors, but he values his friendship highly.

Raphael Varane as Fleur Delacour

The French beauty that people tend to underestimate, but Beauxbatons (aka French NT) taught him enough to be ready to fight a war. Proud and fierce, but with a good heart.

Lucas Silva as Colin Creevey

Most of the time just observes and is starstruck by Cristiano (and pretty much everyone that comes near him).

Keylor Navas as Remus Lupin

People used to be suspicious towards him, but he eventually won most of their hearts. Very skilled and brave, a bit socially awkward, generally the uncle-figure.

Jesé Rodríguez as Viktor Krum

Was a Quidditch star at a young age, then injuries interrupted his career, but he is still destined to achieve great things.

Daniel Carvajal as Seamus Finnigan

Friendly and loyal, also skillful, though you never know when he makes something explode accidentally.

Álvaro Arbeloa as Peeves

Annoys pretty much everyone, everyone wants him gone, but he refuses to move.

Martin Odegaard as Albus Severus Potter

We don’t know what he will become yet, but Hogwarts surely can make him big.

Nacho Fernández as Lavender Brown

Stands in the background most of the time, but wants the attention and love. Also, very loyal and more brave than anyone thinks.

Casemiro as Dean Thomas

Muggle-born, but learns quickly. Working hard to get his place in the Quidditch team.

Denis Cheryshev as Nigel Wolpert

Starstruck by Cristiano even more than Colin Creevey (Lucas Silva), not regarded very highly but actually is quite skillful.

Florentino as Lord Voldemort

Do you need me to explain this?

Notable former members

Iker Casillas as Cedric Diggory

The embodiment of all Hogwarts’ values, true champion, brave, clever, loving, kind. Killed by Voldemort.

Álvaro Morata as Oliver Wood

Talented Quidditch player that didn’t quite live up to his potential at Hogwarts, but made a decent career elsewhere. He later returned to Hogwarts for the final battle and Voldemort didn’t like it at all.

José Mourinho as Severus Snape

Hated by some, adored by others (mainly the Slytherins of course). Achieved great things but could probably do even better if some people weren’t spoiling it. Killed by Voldemort (what a surprise).

Guti as Gilderoy Lockhart

His looks and quotes sometimes outshone his deeds. The sex symbol of the wizarding world.

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List of my recastings so far