asians quote

Perhaps it’s true that things can change in a day. That a few dozen hours can affect the outcome of whole lifetimes. And that when they do, those few dozen hours, like the salvaged remains of a burned house—the charred clock, the singed photograph, the scorched furniture—must be resurrected from the ruins and examined. Preserved. Accounted for. Little events, ordinary things, smashed and reconstituted. Imbued with new meaning. Suddenly they become the bleached bones of a story.
—  Arundhati Roy, The God of Small Things
EUROVISION
  • Asians: hey... do you feel weird all of a sudden...? Like... it all suddenly gotten quiet...
  • Oceanians: wait... what's today's date?? Someone check it right now!
  • South Americans: it's only May 8th-... wait... something is supposed to happen soon... right...?
  • Africans: ... oh my God!!! Everyone duck and cover, it's going to happen!!
  • North Americans: They're going to ERUPT!! It's almost-
  • Europeans: EUROVISIONNNNNNN!!!!! *run past everyone*
  • Australia: Mate I'm going too! *runs after the european's*