asian cousine

“Asian eyes makeup.”
Warning: Rant ahead, proceed with caution.
I’m not even touching this as a Bang Yongguk fan, no matter how much i want to.
I’m calling this out as an Asian woman who, during a brief stint in an american high school, got ridiculed by then Caucasian schoolmates because of my ‘chinky eyes’ and called me and my cousin asian prostitutes when we wore kimono in school.
Look at how the tides have turned.
I guess it wasn’t as famous back then because if it is, i would have been asked tips on how to make their eyes look like mine instead of just pulling it at the corners.
Seriously. Asian eyes isn’t even a thing. Do you know how diverse Asia is? How much people’s looks vary from one region to another?
I’m not going to go too deep because this will turn into a 10 page rant.
Sigh. The type that carries all the disappointment and frustration that I felt, and still feel, about this.

  • Me: there is something ethereal and breathtaking about men in turtlenecks that make me go aww every time I see them
  • Cousin: you like men in general so stop acting all deep and poetic

anonymous asked:

what the fuck is going on?? like im reading thru all of this and like? i literally dont understand what the fuck theyre trying to say they keep going in circles n saying dumb shit that doesnt make sense like literally what the fuck is going on

“I have black and asian cousins” is the mood of the day

anonymous asked:

Every time I see an ant say you can't ship cousins I want to punch every one of their stupid face. I'm from a South Asian country where cousins marriage has been happening for centuries and isn't frowned upon in culture or religion it coz it's normal and acceptable here! My parents were cousins, and my best friend's parents were cousins before marriage, and have been happy for over 35yrs now. When will ants educate themselves? Why apply their rules on whole world and a fictional galaxy far away?

Yes.

While I personally would not marry my cousin (he’s also not my type haha) I live in a country where it is not normal as in people are actively bringing cousins together or maybe even arrange marriages, but if you fall in love with your cousin, you can marry your cousin no problem.

I mean… a cousin is the kid from a bro/sis from your parents.. it’s not as if it’s your brother/sister.

I think most ants are from the US and they are very US-centric. may it be the cousin thing or legal age/age of consent… 

where I live, age of consent is so easy.

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So in Chinese culture, a pretty girl is a girl with straight, black hair, lily white skin, short height, slender figure, sparse body hair, round face, tall nose, thin eyebrows, and “smiling eyes” (big, round eyes that are a bit puffy along the lower lashline). I, for the most part, fit this criteria.

I was born with porcelain skin like my mother, but when I was around seven, I learned how to swim and swam often. Over the course of one summer, I turned from extremely pale to extremely tan (my third grade teacher thought I was Filipino). Currently, my skin is probably at least ten shades lighter than it was the summer before third grade. Before that summer, a majority of the conversations I had with my relatives would revolve around how pretty they found me. Then my relatives bullied me “for looking too black”. Whenever I tried to defend myself, my mother would tell me to “respect the elders!”

My little sister learned how to swim around the same time that I did, and also swam often when she was younger. Like myself, her skin became very tan but to this day, hasn’t gotten any lighter. I recall one day, I was at a Chinese amusement park with my mother and little sister. One Chinese man made fun of my little sister for being so tan and I reprimanded him (my little sister is a very shy person). My mom called me rude and forbade me from spending the day at the amusement park with them.

Beauty advertisements all over the world preach basically the same thing–and alienate everyone that doesn’t meet all of their absurd standards. My fellow asian brothers, sisters, and cousins (for those that identify as non-binary): don’t be ashamed for having asian features–YOU’RE NOT UGLY, SOCIETY IS UGLY.

If someone tells you that you’re lucky to have snow white skin, a slim body, straight hair, or big and round eyes; tell them that every asian has beautiful features and that the world would lose its beautiful diversity if everyone looked the same.

If someone tells you that your eyes are too small or that you shouldn’t smile or laugh because “you look too asian”, tell them “No one needs big eyes in order to see your prejudice”.

If someone calls you a “banana” (yellow on the outside, white on the inside) because you only speak English, tell them that it’s wrong to force someone to assimilate with a culture but then ostracize them for not being in touch with their heritage.

If someone tells you that you’re not a real asian because you’re not from northeast asia, tell them that their ignorance is nearly to completely unfathomable.

If someone says they “wanna bone your tight asian pussy”, tell them that they secretly only like narrow vaginas because they imply that his twig dick is bigger than it actually is.

If someone asks expects you to do an entire group project for them because your asian heritage guarantees an A+, tell them that they’re gonna work at McDonalds for the rest of their life is they keep that kind of work ethic.

If someone asks you to “prove” the fact that you’re asian because you’re mixed, tell them to stop acting like they’re so superior that they have the power to decided who is and isn’t asian.

If someone calls you “exotic” because you’re not from China, Japan, or Korea; tell them to fuck off.

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I MADE THIS GRAPHIC AT 5AM AND I AIN’T EVEN SORRY

okay so i suck. i’m not very big into the holiday spirit. you won’t see me doing christmas related stuff because i’m basically the grinch’s half-asian cousin or whatever. but i digress, i still feel like i need to do something for the lovely people who’ve been around this trash blog. also i needed a reason to use this image. i mean … come on.

apparently it’s been 5 months since i rebooted this pile of garbage and i have loved every minute of it. writing fallon makes me genuinely happy, which is something i can’t say for many things, and i’d be lying if i didn’t say that this blog has probably stopped my mental health from plummeting halfway to china ( nice ). but this wouldn’t be made possibly without the people i interact with on here. i am slow, and my child is a ball of fury trapped in a smol frame, but ya’ll have stuck around until christmas so i’m about to throw a big love bomb all of your ways.

i’m going to stop rambling before i get emotional. tldr is this; you make my day. my mutuals are the fuel to this blog, this muse, and it would be so very rude of me if i didn’t give you a big cyber hug. and a cyber kiss on the cheek. and a cyber… something more ;))))

#THAT’SSOMEGOODSHIT;; if you’re here, then i would let you into my home at 3am and make you a nice cup of tea. you would take a sip and say “erin, you didn’t boil the water”. i would promptly ask you to elope with me. you’ve probably listened to me complain about some nonsensical bullshit, you probably have 80 threads with me, and you probably would get a butt touch if we met. i love ya’ll, you deserve soft skin and nice christmas presents. ya’ll are bae.

@leon-s–kennedy &&. @formerlyxtownley // @tenacioushollis // @zephyrrum &&. @cosmicskrull &&. @sceaduwii // @thequarrelsome &&. @fulfilourdestiny // @anarchyoutthere // @muurderous // @thebrokenmarionette // @prodigiousliar &&. @multimusarum // @deaditebait // @sayswow // @maggie-greene // @thoughtiwasalive // @vclvtile &&. @gravetodig &&. @weatheredsovl // @whenimgxne // @swimminem // @skylarkeen // @zombiegig // @lightobscur // @exo-joker 

#WE’LLBANGOKAY;; if you’re here, we have threads and probably talk ooc and i probably love you and am too afraid to talk to you. this is because i would have died if natural selection were a thing in the 21st century, and therefore am weak and sad. you guys are great, and i am gonna spend 2016 making you cry through the words of fallon. i would buy you a stubbie and we could smoke a durry. nice.

@barbedbatting // @cleaverxfever // @bxtterangels // @domanders &&. @taraschmbler &&. @tcssisms // @mothergrimes // @apexentic // @cowboychristmas // @secretsurvivalist // @trcpidation // @ofscifi // @rebelliontales // @zwhacking // @mysteriouspresents // @itstrevortime // @didntsaygoodbye &&. @ofanderson // @wiingcd // @agentqvake // @ibringthexfire // @hollowcorpse // @beautifclblondiie // @bloodiedlyrics &&. @sunshiinedd // @twisterpals // @sauxders // @anvbiis // @sinfxcker // @educrisu // @lamourhaine // @flowerwreathed // @mutationemx // @capableiisms // @nietsnark // @streetxcat // @becauseilcveyou // @exfirefly // @fiistfull // @kalterte // @thexmet // @vindictivevirus // @manicneondreamgirl // @leoncssa 

#THISCOULDBEUSBUTUPLAYING;; but it’s not you playing, it’s me. i am shy and insignificant, but we’re mutuals by some cosmic magic and i watch your grace from afar. much like a peasant, i would probably lick your boots. i appreciate your presence and hope to love on you in 2016.

@brcveclark // @riightarooney // @maskfather // @weaselkiing // @queencvak // @nekrotier // @iccrus // @tctaldark // @mentatsghcul // @frostreborn // @stcriestotell // @mediicaldoctor // @rositaisms // @callsbullshit // @exspiravitfox // @heydumbcss