ashton today

random gaara headcanons

-definitely a cat person.  he’ll just find cats on the street and take them home with him.  it’s becoming a problem.

-is dissociating most of the time

-hates ketchup on his eggs

-not heterosexual

-naruto is really the only person he has an unwavering bond with.  for this reason, narugaa is canon as fuck

-refuses to go anywhere but a children’s dentist for his teeth

-little kids are drawn to him.  he doesn’t know why, but he does like seeing their smiles when he creates sand sculptures for them

-“naruto, why do people keep calling you daddy?  we haven’t even had any kids….”

-his favorite spot to be kissed is on his forehead tattoo

-doesn’t understand memes

Ashton’s so up Calum’s ass it literally gives me heart palpitations like he
1) probably went shopping with Calum for hours tryna look for the perfect costumes to wear together
2) probably had to pick Calum’s costume out for him bc lbr Calum would be like ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ but Ashton would be like babe no we have to do The Most™ and have the best couple costume there
3) literally cannot go more than five (5) days without publically and affectionately reminding all of us how in love!! with Calum he is like he is physically incapable of restricting himself he needs to let the whole world know that he loves!! Calum what a loser I love him



“I am hungry at the most inappropriate times.”

SugarDaddy!Cal Pt. 4

nA/N: Hey, lovebugs! I just wanna thank you all for the feedback and hope you enjoy part four. Remember, 100 notes for the next chapter and make sure you drop feedback in my inbox. This ones a bit longer since some requested for it to be, so i hope you guys like it.

**Warning**: Smut(a blowjob to be specific)

Parts: One/ Two/ Three/ Four/Five/Six/Seven/Eight

“No, you didn’t!”  Connor yelled as you told him about the details of your day. Felix on the other hand was laughing so hard he turned red and was curled up on the floor.

“What’s so funny?” You laughed along with them, taking a sip of Felix’s famous martinis. Living next door to a bartender that also happened to be your close friend pays off.

“You made him cum his pants on the third date, how lovely.” Felix laughed.“ I’m just surprised you’re even going through with this whole ordeal.”

“I am too. I don’t know what happened today, I felt so…” you trailed as you tried to find the right words to describe what you felt in that moment.

“Dominant and sexy?” Connor smirked as he took a sip of his own drink.


“Trust me, I know. I’ve loved the feeling from the first time and still do four years later.”

This caused you to widen your eyes in shock as Felix’s face flushed red. You shifted your eyes from him to Connor who still held a smug look on his face and back to Felix once again.

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Relentless | Calum Hood Series Pt.5

                                                 Part F I V E 

Request: Being the cousin of Ashton Irwin was exciting, especially when invited to their tour to hang out with his best friends. You found yourself becoming fond of Calum Hood, who finds you annoying from your constant appearance. But what would happen if you stopped giving him that attention?

Word Count: 3k+

A/N: let’s reach for 100, as usual! i really hope you guys enjoy this part as well (bc i kinda really like this part). im so happy to write this series and it makes me happy that ya’ll totally encourage me on it!! 

Parts: one, two, three, four, fivesix, seveneight, nine, ten,

                                                  I M A G I N E 

Helsinki, 18:28 P.M. (last day in Finland, concert day)

“Where the fuck is it?” Calum growled, throwing Ashton’s clothing up in the air as he dug through his things. You watched in fear as Michael, Luke, and Ashton watched with you. 

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Dating Calum would include: (tour edition)

-collecting knick knacks from the places you visit and putting them in a memory box

-disposable cameras and Polaroids

-rolls and rolls of film in your luggage, and rolls and rolls of film that need to be developed

-SO. MANY. PICTURES. And shelves upon shelves of photo albums and scrapbooks filled with the memories.

-saving foreign currency and putting them in picture frames and a picture of you guys in the place where it’s from

-his awards and plaques in the bedroom above the bed, with pictures of you guys in the middle and on the sides in frames

-writing the date and the place on the back of every picture taken

-photo albums dedicated to your relationship, with a bunch of pictures from every year you guys have been dating

-scrap books and photo albums full of tour pictures, labeled for every tour

-you pressing flowers he gets you, even if it’s the tiny one from the park that he gave you


-magnetic picture frames for the fridge

-tourist pictures of you guys; Eiffel Tower, Grand Canyon, London eye, Mount Rushmore, Niagara Falls, the White House, Sydney harbor bridge, the opera house, etc..

-finding a caricature guy in Paris by the Eiffel Tower and him drawing you guys kissing, just because he wanted to kiss you for 5 minutes

-cute little coffee shops

-pinning a picture of you and him, you, and you with him and his parents in his bunk

-taking cute polaroids of you and keeping some in his wallet so you can come with him everywhere even if you aren’t physically there

ok but ashton isn’t obligated to show up @ the merch table or invite everyone from the stands down onto the floor or ride around on a lil golf cart to greet fans at his show. it’s not his job to try to have genuine conversations w/ fans @ soundcheck q&a or check up on a fan who has had a panic attack and make sure they r alright. ashton is so Pure and does these acts out of the own goodness and love in his heart. he truly cares about his fans and we are all so Blessed™, and do not deserve this lil ray of sunshine… i can’t express this enough.

today @ school
  • me: so i was at the maroon 5 concert, & there was this adorable gay couple slow dancing
  • boy: *grimaces* do you like gay people?
  • me: ofc, i mean i gay people are like men who like women or women who like men, their sexuality doesn't define them. do you like gays?
  • boy: no, not really.
  • me: ...
  • me: why not?
  • boy: i think they do it for attention.
  • me: you don't just wake up one morning and decide "oh im gay". it's something you're born feeling, or u figure out along the path of life.
  • boy: well yeah, i get that it's some way you're born, but i think it's for attention if it's 20 years down the road, right?
  • me: no. instead of blaming someone for being an attention seeker, good for them. good for them they were able to figure out what their sexuality is and come to terms with it. is that what you think the men @ the m5 concert were doing? trying to get attention?
  • boy: *nods*
  • me: okay, honestly, that's like a girl dancing with a boy. there's no difference. they were having fun. just like you'd want to dance and have fun at your favorite band's concert with your gf.
  • boy: ...
  • me: *gets up* *moves across classroom*
  • boy: hey why'd you leave?
  • me: im sorry i don't want to sit next to you right now. im sorry you can't see the injustice in your words and opinions.