We’re betting that right now, some kid is having a nightmare in which they keep growing more and more teeth, endless rows of them, and the dentist has to keep twisting them out of their skull over and over again until the end of time.
With that in mind, allow us to introduce you to Ashik Gavai. Having suffered from a swollen jaw and severe pain for 18 months, Gavai, a 17-year-old student in India, finally gained access to the dental department at Mumbai’s JJ Hospital. His father was worried that his jaw pain was cancer, and technically he was right, but this particular cancer was teeth. Over 200 freaking teeth, all jammed in his mouth like he was trying to smuggle several sets of dentures through an airport security checkpoint.
“Wait a minute, Cracked,” you might be saying, “I’m no mouth bone doctor, but don’t humans normally have, like, 32 teeth?” Generally, yes. However, Gavai suffered from a rare non-malignant dental tumor known in scientific terms as a “composite odontoma,” and in layman’s terms as “a horror movie curse that turns your mouth into a tooth fountain.”
As you can probably assume, Gavai’s smackers were tightly packed, so dentists were unable to reach the extra teeth with contemporary dental tools. So, tearing a page out of our collective nightmare diary, they began the operation by chipping away at Gavai’s jaw with a hammer and chisel.
Aşıq Nargile performing the Borçalı destan epic called “Yurd Yeri”. Nargile was born in Tbilisi, Georgia and has been playing saz and singing since the age of 15. She is currently the only remaining female aşıq living and performing in the ethnic Azeri region known as Borçalı and performs regularly at festivals in Georgia, Turkey and Azerbaijan.
Nothing quite like settling down for a lazy Friday evening with all the ridiculously huge Overlords snuggled up on the bed with me. Mmmm, that’s about 23kg of prime Bengal monster in total. Thank god they chose the good leg!