ashes & angels

Me: there’s no plot twist or death that can shake me to my core anymore

Me, reading a Cassandra Clare book:

Herondales have sex in caves, Blackthorns have sex in every book.
The reason we have 2 Herondales and like a million of Blackthorns

Jace: I got laid in book 6.

Will: Sorry, mate. Book 3.

Julian: Book 1, guys.

Me to The Clave:

I’m working on a couple more pieces for something I’m working on before I get to the requests for the winners of my raffle. Here’s Izzy! I actually liked drawing modern clothes for once 

  • Magnus: Alec, stop smiling, I can't kiss you if your smiling
  • Alec: I can't help it, I'm in love with you
Simon rolled his eyes. “It’s a good thing we know the person who’s dating Magnus Bane,” he said. “Otherwise, I get the feeling we’d all just lie around all the time wondering what the hell to do next. Or trying to raise the money to hire him by selling lemonade or something.”
Alec looked merely irritated by this comment. “The only way you could raise enough money to hire Magnus by selling lemonade is if you put meth in it.
—  City of Lost Souls by Cassandra Clare
AFTER JEM BECOMES A SILENT BROTHER
  • TESSA: *Gets a paper cut* Ouch!
  • WILL: oh my god, that's a deep cut-
  • TESSA: I'm fine, really!
  • WILL: NOPE! You might die! Well...better go to the silent brothers, Brother Zachariah would know what to do!
  • THE NEXT DAY.....
  • WILL: *Trips* TESSA, CALL THE SILENT BROTHERS! I MIGHT BE DYING! BROTHER ZACHARIAH WILL HELP US!
  • TESSA: *WHILST SHAKING HEAD* I'll get Gabriel....
  • THE NEXT NEXT DAY.....
  • JAMES(2 months old): *Cries*
  • WILL: TESSA! JAMES WONT STOP CRYING! I'M GONNA GO OPEN A PORTAL, WE HAVE TO GO TO THE SILENT BROTHERS....BROTHER ZACHARIAH WILL KNOW WHAT TO DO!
  • TESSA: -_-

Clary: Where’s Jace?

Emma: Where’s Kit?

James: They went for a walk

Tessa: THEY WENT FOR A WALK?! JUST THE TWO OF THEM??

James: Tess, calm down, they’re Herondales

Tessa: AND WHY DO YOU THINK I’M SO NERVOUS?! DO YOU REALLY THINK THAT TWO HERONDALES ARE NOT A SYNONYM FOR TROUBLE?!

Just tell me….just tell me he makes you happy.
—  Julian Blackthorn breaking hearts 18 pages in