Ok but consider this- Asexual Leonard McCoy

  • ace!mccoy being totally in love with jocelyn, but they can’t reconcile their differences and she leaves
  • in ‘the man trap’ he is telepathically influenced by “nancy crater” and is deeply offended when spock accuses him of thinking with his glands
  • ace!mccoy easily getting past mudd’s women. he’s way more concerned about his machine that goes ‘bleep’
  • mccoy being deadly serious when he says he only peeks in the line of duty
  • ace!mccoy unable to puzzle out pon farr until spock explains it
  • mccoy becoming increasingly frustrated with eleen, and wanting nothing to do with babies beyond delivery and proper medical care
  • and the kicker:
  • ace!mccoy very much liking natira
  • but when she wants him to be her mate he backs away faster than you can say ‘xenopolycythemia’
  • but oh, she genuinely loves him, and he decides to give this crazy thing a chance
  • ace!mccoy being 1701% done with spock and zarabeth

ASEXY APRIL is a month-long, panfandom challenge for creating and sharing fanworks celebrating asexual, grey-A, demisexual, and aromantic characters and the relationships they share!

We’re looking for fanfiction, fanart, fanmixes, meta, and any other kind of creative work that highlights, celebrates, and/or discusses any part of the asexuality spectrum. Submissions can be submitted directly to the blog, or posted on your own blog and tagged #asexy april. Works on Archive Of Our Own can be submitted to the Asexy April collection there, but we ask that you submit to the Tumblr blog as well.

Submissions are OPEN now, but posting will not begin until APRIL 1.

We look forward to seeing your work!

AcesinSpace's big bang challenge for "Asexy April"

As some of you may know, every April there is a aro/ace spectrum fanworks challenge called Asexy April. I thought a variation on a ‘big bang’ would be fun for the challenge this year.

For those of you unfamiliar with the term, a big bang is a fanworks challenge where people write fanfiction that is accompanied by fanart. The rules vary from challenge to challenge. Here are the rules for this challenge.

  • Follow the rules for Asexy April.
  • No maximum or minimum word limit, just be reasonable.
  • Canon, Legends, EU, and OC characters are all welcome.
  • Reverse Bangs (art created first, then the fic is written) are also welcome.
  • Prompts can be submitted at any time and will be kept here for authors and artists to choose from. I’m not going to limit the number of authors/artists per prompt right now because I think that they are open ended enough that there could be very different works spawned from the same prompt. We really need more prompts.
  • I’ve made a separate page here to post the author and artist profiles to help people find each other for collaboration.
  • Please try to have everything finished by the end of April.

If you’d like to participate, please submit the following to this blog:

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Only the Most Beautiful

Pairing: Rei/Nagisa; Rin/Haru (or, rather, Rin’s big gay crush)

Also features: Basically everyone

Rating: T

“Nagisa-kun, is this a date?”

With that one question, Rei is thrown into extensive research to discover what it means to be attracted to another, and where his own attraction lies. And, though reluctant, his friends try their best to help.

Written for Asexy April!
I Just Want To Be With You (AO3)

Pairing: Nagisa Hazuki/Rei Ryugazaki

Rating: T (they talk about sex and porn but not in detail)

Word Count: 2065

Summary: Nagisa learns what kind of magazines Rei hides under his bed, and Rei learns a bit more about Nagisa. (I’ve seen a couple Reigisa fics with asexual Rei but I haven’t seen any asexual Nagisa before, so I decided to give it a try.) 

Written for Asexy April.

Another Arrangement (Good Omens)

Queerplatonic, fluffy Aziraphale and Crowley. I’ve always read both of them as entirely ace – mostly because of the “sexless unless they make an effort” line – and their relationship is no less wonderful and compelling for it. 300 words. G

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Asexy April is a month-long fanworks fest celebrating asexual, aromantic, grey-A, and demisexual characters and their relationships, back for its third year in a row! All canons, headcanons, and forms of media are welcome here!

Submit your fics, art, music, videos, mixes, meta, and anything else you want to produce to this blog or tag them #asexy april to have them reblogged! Works on AO3 can be submitted to the collection!

Posting begins April 1st and runs all month. We can’t wait to see what you make!

[Still probably not gonna finish polishing this part tonight because I am the worst, but I wrote this today for Asexy April? Yeah.]

“What are you reading?”

“19th century criticism of what was then considered new mathematics.”

“The spine says it’s Alice in Wonderland.”

“Same difference.”

“Ha.” A pause. “So I like you. Like a lot.”

One quirk of the eyebrow. “I’m aware. I like you a lot, too.”

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Stupid, Dumb, Blind Chance


Megstiel, queerplatonic fluff, 1.6k

Castiel remembered when he first met Meg in the cafe he had been frequenting for a few weeks. He was seated by the window, nose in his book when the dark haired female sat herself at his table, confidence in her eyes and a teasing smirk on her face. He remembered being affronted by her forwardness at first; he didn’t really like being interrupted when he was reading, but he’d be lying if he said his interest wasn’t piqued when she smartly commented on what he was reading (it was Stoker) and mildly insulted when she assumed he was stiff and boring. She left just a few minutes later, saying she’d see him around, and Castiel could only sit there, slightly confused and curious as to why she had even approached him in the first place.

Now, ten months later, they were ripping open boxes and bickering about how they would decorate their new place. Castiel didn’t want it to be complicated, he liked things simple and clean. Meg didn’t want their apartment to look like they were dead, to which Castiel threw her a grimace.

“This is where we’re going to be living, and you want it to feel like a doctor’s office,” she said, tossing him a utility knife. “We are not getting a ficus.”

“Then you’re going to be the one decorating, if you don’t like my ideas.”

“Blank walls aren’t an idea, Clarence.”

“Not Clarence,” he said half heartedly, a knee-jerk reaction. He narrowly missed the pillow she aimed for his head, it sailing over him, messing his already ruffled hair.  They were both grinning warmly as they unpacked, the comfort and fondness that had grown between them suffusing the air. Castiel didn’t need their apartment decorated a certain way to make it feel like home, and he was sure Meg didn’t either. What made it feel like home was one another.

Their relationship was complicated, and they had hit several road bumps, but with their combined stubbornness and staunch dedication to staying friends, they had made it here. Castiel had discovered pretty quickly Meg didn’t like dates. Maybe that was the wrong way of putting it. Meg liked going on dates, like going to see movies and to dinner. What she didn’t like was romance. She didn’t want grand gestures and flowers, wasn’t interested in having an epic love story. On their third ‘date’, they were walking back to her place, his jacket around her shoulders, having just finished a movie that had been recommended to them dozens of times by their friends and had tons of great reviews. Meg had seemed a little reluctant, and Castiel was starting to see why.

“I’m sorry, Castiel but that movie was so cheesy. Any cheesier and it would’ve been movie theater nachos.”

“You say that about every movie that we go to. Why do you agree to go if you dislike it so much?” He looked over at her as they slowly ambled down the sidewalk. Her frame went a little rigid, and she was silent for a few moments.

“I’m aromantic,”  she said, her voice soft and more vulnerable than he had heard it yet. There was something like a smile playing at the corner of his lips.

“That makes sense. We won’t see those movies anymore then.”

“Its not…” Meg started.

“You don’t owe me an explanation on your movie preferences, Meg. This is only our third date. I don’t mind that you’re aromantic.”

“You’re being surprisingly cool about this.”

“I know what it’s like,” he said vaguely on purpose.

“You’re aromantic?” She said disbelievingly.

“No. I’m not,” he said, still trying to evade it.

“Come on, I said what I was.”

He heaved a breath, knowing she was right. “Asexual. Okay? That’s what I am.”  He took another deep breath, rubbing his eyes.

“Wow,” she said. “What are the odds?” They both laughed, somewhat of an awkward silence.

Their relationship became something of testing boundaries and discovering the word ‘no’. With each other, they were able to work through a lot of deeply ingrained behaviors. It wasn’t easy; neither of them wanted them to change for the other, but nothing really changed per se. Things shifted, of course. Meg learned that while Castiel loved witty banter and going back and forth, nothing killed it for him quite like throwing hardly veiled sexual comments. She had never been aware of how pervasive it really was, and she felt horrible for it, because she had felt similar things with romantic love practically everywhere she looked. Still, she learned to see things through a Cas lens, as he did through a Meg lens and they developed a fantastic nonverbal communication.

It was cheesy, ten shades of fucking cliche, but Meg couldn’t imagine a life without Castiel. She had fought it a little at first, didn’t want to be so attached to a person like every romance she had seen, but there was nothing romantic about their relationship, and she felt stupid for even perceiving it that way for a second. Castiel was her best friend, and there wasn’t really anyone who knew her better. He had seen her at her worst, angry at everything, yelling at him for not knowing what its like to be lost and he had taken it all without flinching. It was irrational, and she was horrified and embarrassed later, but again, he astounded her with his understanding, and he had never been angry with her for it.

She had seen his fair share of bad, too. Getting Castiel to talk about things that bothered him was like pulling teeth. Years of conditioning from his family of putting emotions to the side and getting the tasks at hand done were the cause, and Meg could never get too angry with him for it. He was nearly always cool and collected, but as soon as she got under his skin, she saw emotions that burned brightly, and she challenged anyone who dared to call him heartless. She remembered the first time she saw him angry, how his blue eyes practically burned with it. He stood very still when he was angry, tension locking him up from his shoulders to his toes. His voice was as quiet as it usually was, but the intensity that laced it somehow made it seem ten times louder. They had been at the receiving ends of each other’s fury more than one time, finding out family was a touchy subject for them both, and like with everything else they did, it was more of learning boundaries and making rules for each other.

The talk of living together had been the simplest discussion that Meg could ever recall. It was still a little complicated, naturally, but they had arrived at the conclusion that it was a good idea at the same time, and they ironed out the rest of the details easily. Still, it was a scary thought of spending that much time together, and the last thing they wanted to do was have a fight and be unable to get past it. They didn’t let the fear make their decision however, and had found a decently priced loft and agreed to split the rent.

It took them the rest of the day to get their clothes and essentials unpacked, having taken several breaks throughout the day. They had ordered takeout and drank a little in celebration, though Meg may have indulged in that a little more than Castiel did. Half-drunk, they set up their internet to be able to watch Netflix, more for Meg’s benefit than Castiel’s, and drank even more in celebration when her laptop successfully connected.

Now, they were lying together on the air mattress they would be using until they got a real bed. Castiel was sitting up, leaning against the wall while he read, and Meg was curled up against his chest, watching the end of a movie ontheir shared tablet. The movie ended within ten minutes and she sat up to get ready to go to sleep, putting the tablet on the floor and her back to the lamp Castiel had on to read. He was wearing his glasses, a simple pair of thin black trimmed ones that actually looked really nice on him. Castiel was ‘dangerous’, able to pull off all kinds of looks, scruffy and clean shaven, with glasses and without. He had objected to her use of words, but that never stopped her from doing anything.

Usually, her turning off whatever she was watching was a sign it was time for both of them to sleep, but she had been laying there for ten minutes, sighed pointedly three times and still, Castiel was reading. She had counted eight page turns. After five more minutes, she had had enough. He knew she couldn’t sleep with the light on. She sat up, grabbed her pillow, and hit his side.

“Meg!” He said in protest, nearly falling off the mattress.

“It’s time to sleep, dumbass.”

“I’m at the climax of the book,” he explained, pouting a little. He didn’t think it was pouting, but that’s exactly what it was.

“Too bad,” she said without anger, gently reaching up to take off his glasses. He sighed, sounding a little frustrated, but the unusual pleading expression on Meg’s face silenced him. They looked at each other for a moment, and he lifted his free hand to place it on her face for a moment, stroking the apple of her cheek with his thumb lightly. He set the book aside, pulling the blanket up around them. Slowly, he put an arm around her waist and she gave her silent permission. Sleep came easy after that.

ME2 - Small Talk

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Something felt off about the commander. Normally impassive, she toyed with her empty shot glass, brow furrowed as she watched the reflections of Illium’s neon lights.

Miranda knew she would refocus on the mission the second her contact arrived, but it itched at her. It was better to address problems directly. “Is something wrong, Commander?”

Shepard turned her gaze to the biotic. “Would you go out with someone you barely know?”

Miranda allowed herself a slight smirk. “That’s generally the point of going out with them. What brought this on?”

“Asari I met briefly on Feros, ran into her yesterday.” Shepard scratched her nose, frowning harder. “Apparently tried to flirt with me.”

“Apparently?” Miranda repeated.

“Krios and Garrus pointed it out.”

“Ah.” She bit back a smile. “Are you considering accepting her offer?”

Shepard shook her head. “No connection there. Just confused me.”

“Well, you are rather attractive, Commander,” Miranda pointed out, tone sly. “And of course there’s the pull of strength and status.”

Humor flashed through her green eyes. “Not what I meant. Never understood fraternizing happening without a prior connection.”

She leaned back, smiling openly now. “You sound like you’re reading from a military manual.”

“Was born and raised Alliance,” Shepard reminded with a brief smirk.

“Which explains much about you.”

A moment passed and her smirk widened. “Walked into that one.”

Miranda chuckled. “That you did. So you’ve never ‘fraternized’?”

“Not without a prior connection,” Shepard answered, warmth coloring her rough voice. “You?”

“Not for a while,” she said, sobering slightly. “It complicates things.”

Shepard hummed in agreement, then set her glass aside with a slight head-shake. “Relationships are weird.”

Miranda nodded ruefully. “That they are, Shepard.”

An ace Doctor/Master playlist for asexy-april!

Human language cannot describe the relationship between these two nonbinary aliens (other than ‘asexual’). It’s just too complicated. Too much. Too everything. Listen here.

Name // Goo Goo Dolls
You Do Something to Me // Paul Weller
Flaws // Bastille
Oceans Pt. I // Crywolf & Ianborg
Bleeding Out // Imagine Dragons
Undisclosed Desires // Muse
Circles // Passenger
Laughter Lines // Bastille
I’m Gonna Be (500 Miles) // Sleeping At Last

Ace!Human!Cas wanting a space of his own after him and April were violated by the reaper.

Ace!Human!Cas wishing Dean hadn’t killed her body because he knows that wasn’t her.

Ace!Human!Cas falling sick by not finding shelter by nightfall and falling asleep in the rain. Knowing he needs help, but not wanting his space invaded again.