Mother goats cannot hold their child’s hand while they walk because they require all four limbs to walk. As a result, goats carry their young ones by dangling them off their ear. By putting two young goats on each side of the head, creating a balance of weight, the mother goat is able to walk straight and in pursuit of the precious minerals.

Luke strolling into the dressing room after a rather taxing show with his hair all stuck to his forehead and sweat staining the navy blue in his shirt and as he sheds the clothing from his back, he’s singing lowly in a raspy, spent voice my girlfriend’s bitchin cause I always sleep in.. and as he does he spots you in the corner of the room, your arms folded tight to your chest and your back against the wall as you drink him in shamelessly. he’s just smirking, roughing his hair up as he makes his way over to you, two fingers finding your belt loops as he presses you against the wall, heat radiating off his bare skin and labored breath fanning out over your collarbones as he brushes his lips over the hollow of your throat, the chill from his lip ring a harsh contrast to the humidity surrounding your figures and he’s just smirking when he feels a string off goosebumps spread against his lips that are still firmly attached to your skin as he mumbles lowly in your ear, “she’s kinda hot though..” 

EXO and their kinks (smut)
  • Chanyeol:Dirty talking, there’s nothing else that turns him more than this. Just imagine him biting his lips, all turned on and dirty talking to you...
  • Kris:Everything related to BDSM. Be careful, it's not just a game; for him this is something serious.
  • Tao:Banging you from behind. This can turn on any guy but for him it would be a condition. There’s no sex without it.
  • Sehun:Cosplay. Imagine all the different characters he would be. Sexy police officer, a hot CEO, or whatever your imagination says ;)
  • Xiumin:Sex toys, specially swings. You know hot it is having sex on swing? Well he would definitely show you how great it is.
  • Kai:Exhibitionism. He won’t care if there’s a lot of people around you, it doesn’t matter if it's in a dark alley or at school. If he wants it, he gets it.
  • Baekhyun:Ripping off your clothes before having the best rough sex of your life. You should buy a new closet.
  • Luhan:He is the role play kind of guy. Cosplay is not enough. He wants to live every situation.
  • Chen:Bondage. Pretty similar to Kris. He would enjoy giving you pleasure: pain and pleasure come by the hand and he would definitely take you to many places with this.
  • Kyungsoo:Marking you and grabbing your hair. Just imagine the sexy scene where he is biting your neck, and running his hand through your hair, pulling it a little. The closer your body is, the better.
  • Lay:Definitely making you cry out of pleasure. And passing out because of it, makes things even better. Pleasure is his middle name.
  • Suho:He likes it sexy and his weakness would probably be his girl wearing stockings. He would do it really slowly but with a lot of force. Don't underestimate him “Oh yeah babe”
Interesting screen caps I took during Call Me Baby that made me laugh so hard, I almost shit my pants! :)

Just gonna leave these here for you to enjoy…  :)

guys in the process of making this beautiful post i was laughing so hard and i actually started crying, you have no idea. omfg I have a head ache now

CHEN OMFG (below)


and this is my favorite because look at Kyungsoo