Here’s another one for you:

Can we please talk about how at the beginning of Newsies Jack is helplessly flirting with Katherine and she asks what he wants and he says “can’t you see it…in my eyes?” and then later during “Something to Believe In” they both sing “do you know what I believe in? Look into my eyes and see.”

new strategy for dealing with straight girls who jokingly refer to each other as girlfriends: take it seriously and watch them struggle to explain how they ‘didn’t mean it that way’ and blunder their way through a justification of why it’s funny to them